「佢地鬼係小矮人呀？擺明就係藍精靈！」句號咁講。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPfRRdBJ1r
睡彭無奈，但係…615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdqwTbbnx3
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我睇得出佢應該都係同睡彭一樣，俾呢班藍精靈佔領過屋企。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKAGXAs14q
「你係咪想攞返自己屋企？」紅色小矮人突然咁問。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hujuOCeid
睡彭呆呆地，但係總算及左頭回應係。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzcJMnkOQD
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「咁就好喇，多謝你地。」睡彭咁講。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07Kctt3QZ0
半小時之後…615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEZdVUS06z
… (我地仲等待緊時機)615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvaS74MrzZ
「做乜你地仲唔出手呀？又話幫我拎返屋企既？」睡彭問。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUJDNZk494
「我話為人為到底，你係熊，我冇諗過幫你。」我回應佢。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpw1mSEinA2
睡彭有D嬲，但係懦弱既佢都係發唔到火…615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgfG3LZOvB
「丫！好痛呀！攪咩呀？」睡彭大嗌。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuUBVOorob
原來係侍女佢無啦啦抆佢D毛。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1UhU5RvLY
「你地D招數太低John喇，要攪到佢暴走唔係咁既。」句號咁講。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJdlR6qwiv
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「彭睡！」句號叫佢。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgg0rmmgzYN
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紅色小矮人笑左一下，指住自己頂帽。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjPXxPMJ9O
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「愛人就冇，不過我好鍾意三上悠亞！」睡彭回應。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOb7DAQGG1Y
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「奧斯卡得獎者。」睡彭答。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwH9HszDZm
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「咁…佢…我屌！AV女優好似講唔通帽事噃！」句號R爆頭大嗌。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95BlJwpWRU
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「不如等我黎丫。」我好似諗到方法幫佢。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCyCh18gLc
「睡彭，三上悠亞俾人點攪你會發嬲呀？」我再問。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuG1GfKfPYC
「點攪牙牙牙牙牙？我諗唔到呀。」睡彭回應。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjAgezzl6E
「例如，俾人強姦呢？」侍女問。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQLaOXyUxX
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「輪姦呢？」紅色小矮人問。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3oDstA9FQT
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「三上悠亞女人黎架！不過如果你係講緊…嘻嘻，都好似幾正噃！」睡彭回應。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46ZtPe7kta
「龜姦呢？」句號問。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgU8VNJn5a
我忍唔住一腳就踢開左佢，「識唔識架？！」，之後問︰615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1P9dnnG4Ir
「近親相姦，母子相姦，甚至…我唔講喇，果D呢？」我問。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG97MS8grp8
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「猥瑣！」侍女鄙視睡彭。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjwfFjjvxS
「咁我諗到點樣你會發嬲喇！」我大嗌。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3FCcjhphX
「點樣呀？」大家一齊問。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPwl1ijBMI
「三上悠亞拍熟女系列！」句號亂入，之後俾我再一腳踢左去大西洋。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesXUwSjeyE
而我就正正經經咁樣講：615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSm4VPoP8sN
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(哇哇丫丫丫！) 睡彭即刻好似黐左線咁。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGJbH9BvYc
「呢次到我伸人喇！落去啦，彭睡！」句號大叫。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRz41EZ2fPn
之後一腳伸左發左神經既睡彭落去山坡…615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1bGd9OVGL
睇黎搶唔搶得返屋企，就要睇下佢自己既造化喇。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2W4ZMoewl3
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睡彭瘋狂亂衝亂撞…615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSe42XeysfZ
而藍精靈就竟然…615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTWSRmIvT9
「熊出沒注意！藍精液準備，發炮！」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLGtlhlz7K
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