響掃地僧教我既呢個過程，我完全處於被動狀態...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHWeuO1iRg
只係由得佢將我D成個人揈來揈去...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAoSoy1l0X
不過點都好...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUTSA0fzLf
我總算縐起眉頭，好自然咁將每個動作都記起黎...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMhQlniN2V
因為我感覺到，身體裡面既力勁...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqFcxvAshc
就好似張惡榮(當年燦神扮張國榮果陣既名)既《掃墓》一樣。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡik5FCtXCaa
「呢個係我同你既秘密，千祈唔好同人講，包括你果個朋友。」掃地僧教到最後一個動作之後咁講。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutAlLV4UbJ
「你講...我朋友！？」我反問。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5MsyVfU7m
「任何一個人都唔得。」掃地僧再講。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKrPEf1Ejf
「咁...講左又會點？」我再問。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6Hrk4mmVX
「其實都冇乜點既，不過...你都係唔好講啦。」佢再回答。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkidGBdxf5O
「有咩著數先？」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLz5QiZQ4f
「你唔講我就教你第二式啦。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIlkhqdnH7
「嗱，你講架咋。」 550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8rYtoPJ9k
雖然練習掃地神功真係...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw99W8l6t1u
自己講出黎都覺得白痴，但係唔知點解...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGx5DyOQE8
我俾佢揈完一輪之後，我真係覺得渾身是勁！550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAWwqrM5Ln
所以，當我聽到佢話要教我第二式果陣...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyEHbWVEG8
我真係由心到笑出黎。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmIhg7NP3E
（其實你係屈人教你喎。）550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3svkctaGd4
之後我返左去Pantry...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuCAIydWmT
仲響百變怪面前扮晒咩都搵唔到咁。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPHe26PfBE
「我果邊真係冇特別，搵來搵去都係得D冇用既膠Post。你果邊又點呀？」百變怪問我。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8vzepPaMh
「同你一樣。起碼今日都係。」我回應佢。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELDS5vReCg
其實我好想講俾百變怪知，但係我應承左掃地僧...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsEXhJbCJa
所以最少要捱埋學成第二式先。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZysQVDYHWu
呢一晚，百變怪佢依舊不停咁睇膠Post...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6X6KVRBlAi
好快咁，佢就被膠化左，而家佢係一個嗑眼訓既狀態。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vzy23q82F
而我，表面上係陪佢睇緊睇Post...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwZf4t3d3I
但係心裡面同腦裡面就不停咁練習緊「掃理老墓」。 550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7w4327YlP
「起身喇！仲訓！成晚響度掃你老墓，掃你老墓，邊條友仔得罪左你，攪到你訓教都要屌柒佢呀？」百變怪叫醒我。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03XSMwRHN0
「吓...哦...咪...你條柒頭囉。」我蒙蒙鬆鬆咁回應佢。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EJF1qUomQ
之後佢當然一副想鬧返我轉頭既樣啦。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyccuCHQT6U
不過我即刻接多句：550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6amSXJGGZm
「喂！幾點呀？」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFPoLPnkPL
「鬼知咩，不過咁既日頭，我估都差唔多正午喇。」百變怪回應我。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1MC0jIq63
「咁...我地再分頭搵下有冇好野丫！」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8bOh6YSwD
我咁講，其實係想借D倚去搵掃地僧。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Ilm3YLGZC
「又搵？！唔好喇呱，尋日都悶左一日，不如我地走啦。我估條仆街方丈真係整蠱我地。」百變怪咁講。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkf4zYRPuY
「或者啦，但係俾我搵多次先，我有信心搵到野返黎。」我咁同佢講。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAyGuOgfX3
之後我一支箭咁衝左去荷花池度搵掃地僧... 550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhwnKn9r1B
「掃地先生！你響唔響度呀？」我好大聲咁細細聲問。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahyNHjtuCA
「響，第二式丫麻，我記得既，黎啦！」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNFg3KBG1Z
之後佢一如尋日咁，提起我雙手...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPL4cYn9MWQ
要我揸住支掃把就黎料喇，不過呢次佢要我揸兩把。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvKSzcYOrK
「跣九掃第二式，亂嗌自由式，掃溝里興！」掃地僧揈住我大叫。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uIDRecjzD
「有咩秘訣架？」我問。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbFizXDcXy
「識游水麻？識游自由式麻？就係一邊大嗌，將氣力由丹田發出黎，一邊就以自由式咁不斷向前掃，個名叫掃溝里興係因為靈感黎自掃坑渠，目標係運用力量，將坑渠掃乾淨之餘，仲要用熱力殺菌！」掃地僧教我。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5MzlOFnxE
「嘩！玩到殺菌添呀。好！就黎個殺滅99.9%細菌啦！」 550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfvUJ9DShr
結果，我足足用左一個下晝...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDF8wMsRu9k
重覆又重覆咁練「掃理老墓」同「掃溝里興」。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMH0gzBckI
... (練習過程)550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsUfkP6Quk
「掃地先生，係咪仲有七式要教我？」我問。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DzYsf4Kcf
「我幾時應承你架？」掃地僧反問。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVaS12D9uj
「呢，果日呀！係你自己親口應承我。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOw9CXtIzWj
我擺明恰佢老，恰佢冇記性。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSTeScNp7r
「你唔好講大話呀，我最憎人講大話，我明明記得只係應承教你兩式。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOJsiwIv7l
本來我聽到佢咁講係有D淆底既，但係...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2UKlkud1t
我諗深一層，佢如果係肯定自己岩...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgeHsCsQCu
唔應該會有頭果兩句，咁即係話...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOt5Wi3cEDt
佢自己都唔肯定，所以我就...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBDI4tIS19
「我都最憎人講大話，所以肯定唔會講大話，你尋日係應承教我兩式，仲話只要我唔講俾其他人知，你就教埋我剩餘既七式咁話。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIt7sY9Blbh
最後結果...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkEWqyEEUr
佢信左我，仲話會用七日時間黎教埋我其餘七式。 550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7Tqn4uKuO
