傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQubfAaxVi
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMWAGNyywL
我梗係仲會不忘練下我既口裡劍同無字天書淫穴神功啦。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5rN2BdWJv
我練完一日既第二式之後，又返左去Pantry...548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IrWC1SOWk
仲好興奮咁直接同百變怪講我既奇遇...548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZugs3Scgx
「百變怪，你估我響呢度發現左咩秘密？」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2TQtYpIZB
「你老母係男人？」佢回應我。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5LH8EhGN6
「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LobfDRjUJ
之後我仲一輪嘴講晒每個細節出黎...548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSO1vj4H86
(…) 細節 細節 同 細節 …548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Mn1eZQa19
「佢咁都俾你坤到，你真係信？」百變怪問我。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KoYThnvtD
「或者...佢老，冇記性啫。」我回應佢。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoF3uqbLr6Y
「仲有，你真係相信佢呢套係武功？唔俾佢真係只係掃地用架咩？548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXumz9nMI5i
「Eee...之不過...我練完之後真係興合合架喎。」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfaQSTU9La
「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPAdoPvf3P
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Aj309KpB6
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnECQkOg7o
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFDohAY3zr
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjm4iSBaKMa
「哦。」我一線眼啤住佢回應。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9uyZTCToU
之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHEu39zXtd
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEknZCjeNwh
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7tD8kQgVI
第一式，掃理老墓548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnGynwXxSU
第二式，掃溝里興548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAD02Y8cJgF
第三式，掃三度四，呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVZOxsYXG5
第四式，掃月雷霆，係一招向天掃，可以格擋用548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIAUr7UwGR
第五式，掃女心驚，呢招乸乸地，唔係幾明點用548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbDCGAd9lj
第六式，掃背餩風，呢招有D似回馬槍548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1gS9n1HYU
第七式，掃鶴零分，將凌空既物件化整為零548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9Jgm8NPCn
第八式，掃蝕恐聾，呢招恐怖，可致人七孔流血548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrlM6FS9qD
第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnOhNhIQzN
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJrk0Tuazf
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIENTya31fJ
我可以肯定左一樣野...548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAgP4xZBYb
就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNKaxBbb0n
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoND26dQxz
我試過用佢，將一罐汽水...548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPktCpEyFPC
只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgINOL1NnNN
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQai9ZPSgLA
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EbgKdUul4
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGejPqSmiE
（啪啪啪～)548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQcnOAm180
係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVHV4nJn36
無錯，經過幾日既苦練，我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcIfMx0WEK
「做乜你響度既？」我問。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAGuYKrIXe
「精彩，的確係幾精彩。」百變怪回應。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNIFtFHZ8F
「哼。」師父。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RtDBsdm10
「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTW4b0O80pu
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ18akn1Zic
「余小欣！？」我問。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQT3YXmaxt
「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzdHCG80ae
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLSZnhjERm
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Y7IQ8sKIi
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIkaearvjY
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQG1gsjUk2
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2Rgjk6g7X
「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioylp0zv2l
「我都知架喇，佢筆帳，我遲D先同佢計，契弟，我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmR03U5CGMA
「OK，出發！」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dts4Q81mG
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxkf0ohsgC
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇！548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1iw7wGUnw
唔知到時會遇到咩呢？ 548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxTKSLaVER
