傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pqYwprbDV
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyh3axnmZBj
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「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZDfFItcH4
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「Eee...之不過...我練完之後真係興合合架喎。」501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCTeX5f0xh
「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHjN3qOnMd
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstVUmngKuO
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLkVHLgoGB
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtQr2LkaTd
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemUkk9HWoF
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之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqSWAeJucY
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLR88fQtxW
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3w8a2w4fN
第一式，掃理老墓501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspfQ1ufQi1
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第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qtZ5dGQgo
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduBNpgVapE
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MSholtUtx
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就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPE6vWb8PzQ
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNx2leBUiK
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只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLqD5qjSBc
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxsBXtE5MV
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18brewRXDi
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLmWsEzapW
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係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDxI7A2xAN
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「做乜你響度既？」我問。501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTn2m7SQdb
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「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsy0Xy1YdVO
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZAWP1zjrG
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「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFzeKnyJ5v
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4QuNMlQeG
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUAfmjA81l
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycH4Y7XulP
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuLUGUrxZz
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hxjAKuSUg
「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4baPnWrx5
「我都知架喇，佢筆帳，我遲D先同佢計，契弟，我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqunc4drrCE
「OK，出發！」501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyNJNMndIh
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