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「堡主前輩，見笑喇，我冇心殺佢，只係佢一直打我左手，我最憎人蝦我隻左手，所以係有少少嬲，唔好意思。」呂阿布行埋台邊回應堡主。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9R2w1wSDJa
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「你想挑戰我？」呂阿布問我。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkb2S9x2E6
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「仆街！食屎！」佢Lur返出黎再講。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiWkSbS2qP
「屎你就食緊架喇，但係我身為打開J既巴打裡面既其中一份子，我就放過你隻左手啦！」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQfYhnERV1
之後我開始追住佢隻右手黎摳。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMthxH1tWTd
「巴打，我用隻右手打J仲多噃！」呂阿布求饒。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31L1vUtPuL
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「丫吔！呂阿布呀！赤馬兔呀！唔好打呀！好痛呀！」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysbmjiCZHT
「掃理老墓係！掃溝我興丫拿！」我繼續打。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Hz03RBz7S
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大嗌既係九鳥天天師佢，睇黎佢都識得我掃地僧師父。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxe1fhB3dnH
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「投降！」同時有人咁樣大嗌。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNRJIFjhek
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原來係九鳥天天師，佢幫呂阿布掟左條白色底褲出黎嗌投降。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8B9NR9dF4
之後呂阿布好聽話咁落左台，而我就隱若聽到天師佢咁講︰525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcF0JvShtu
「九掃神功唔係講笑架，最後兩式足以令人七孔流血而死，更甚者，可以當場蒸發。」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbwPXivh1w
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堡主佢咁講，「少英雄」三個字當然係講緊我啦，呵呵。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe30Fg0jAGX
「仲有冇？」堡主再問。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPu3GMzfBdm
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台下有個一身牛仔褸，牛仔褲，戴黑超既男人行左上黎。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qhOHQtKo9
「貴客點稱呼？」堡主問。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrw0OCGB2be
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「嘿手黨既赤手殺人狂呀！」台下亦有人咁大嗌。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMpZcJ0s4R
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如果大家仲記得既話，惠那佢就係俾嘿手黨既人蝦過架！525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvDooGto9y
「嘿！手！黨！丫 ~~~~~~ 蝦 ~ ！」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oShCO4WyV
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成個台當場散晒，變成粉末。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IE8UL36fX
(…) 全場人仕呆左不下十秒。1，2，3… ，之後第一個反應既係佢… 525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFaHXkSTfD
「對唔住，我借廁所架啫。」戴超男即刻咁講，仲走返出去。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIILTXIPDgK
「Eee…哈哈哈，咁就當係呢位少英雄贏架喇喎，都係時候食我個餐喇，大家請到後園入席，多謝大家。」堡主咁講。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBb7vSHGfvC
「呢招應該就係九掃神功既高級能力，估唔到呢條靚仔咁後生就有咁既功力，竟然真係可以將成個台打成粉碎。」九鳥天天師響台下講。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ffM51zxKJ
「子銘哥哥，你好勁呀！」惠那。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8ZVfVJMdI
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「睇黎佢頭先谷得好行喇，俾佢抖吓先啦。」百變怪咁講。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkZkBXgVv9
「嘩，不過真係好型棍。」屎忽。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLJFOTwW8o
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「屌你丫，攪到周圍都係塵！」歸藏。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0YIMYv3Fs
「好心你講少句啦，唔係一陣你變做塵呀。」立花_宗茂。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNgleQk6r0
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