「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PUzwxiwyu
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突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJZc7mFST4
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佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2LpZVxQWH
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「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSYlhH5U1c
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走者，氣也，以氣禦人…647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbVvF0bzEt
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPLXoPG0MH
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佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MpZGWqbCj
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「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrlYb8DDTE
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(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1yseeCI4h
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgpaujiFE8
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTvDu3lrHN
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