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佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiijrNbAGj
「攪乜撚野呀你？」599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYVRczvvgm
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「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bUA4GA2uF
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佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9YyDlYe58
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「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiZR6uGmKO
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「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」599Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppHu4wFncy
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