火雞既一聲大嗌仲嚇親埋侍女添，而句號佢就好似一早知道火雞既存在咁。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhkzbVa3qk
「咁你唔識自己出下聲架咩？攪到我真係唔記得左你添呀！」我鬧返火雞轉頭。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfxihDpZEr
之後火雞竟然喊左出黎。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBo8Hm89sD
「你做乜又攪喊人地呀？你有蝦女仔既癖好架？」侍女問我。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBuqtVbqaT
我呆左，之後望左火雞一望，佢又好似真係女仔黎噃…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fXHpUTdr0
所以我咁回應︰713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZQ2kZ7G26
「你唔講我以為火雞係仔黎添。」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSCI2IWgHD
不過我知衰…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvyvkWFNHT
「咁呀，對唔住囉，好在你係女仔咋，如果係女人，我就打鑊你喇，錫返啦。」我再對住火雞咁講。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzMWBAoHpG
之後火雞佢噗左埋侍女心口度喊，我真係有D懷疑佢究竟係咪真係女仔黎…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPBE5VKkys
佢而家既動作，擺明就係男仔借D倚抽水。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWr6uhm08Cc
「車程幾耐呀？」侍女問句號。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEsL9Cvkqd
「小巴黎，慢極有限，半個鐘左右啦。」句號回應。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaUJvaBnlI
「咁悶，不如玩下揭尾故丫。」侍女咁講。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1tZhJiphu
「蠍尾故！？咩黎架？」我問。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxBvO0g6CW
「即係我講左個故事結尾出黎，你估返個過程，就好似…牛吃草呀！你冇聽過咩？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzgetRbTk4
「牛吃草！？我知道牛係吃草呀，有咩問題呀？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbR24KvZFg
「白痴仔，牛吃草係揭尾故經典題目之一呀。」句號插口。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtml1gZcZIv
「白痴佬，牛吃草，你吃屎添呀！」我博佢嘴。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxw68y1kUF
「你信唔信我唔帶你返去搵你班死人朋友丫拿？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmUtHRoife
「唔信！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2B1d4cQyN
「你好野。」之後句號佢就收左口。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMpKqrN92O
「咁其實牛吃草係咩啫？」我問侍女。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ph6qcqcVo
「咁既…個故事結尾好似係…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDdHtu8Sqy
有隻牛食左草噃，之後佢就死左喇，你估返個過程丫。」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAS4DtBLH5
「Sorry，我完全錯晒，我投降喇，你地兩個慢慢玩，我訓陣先。」句號咁講。 713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59r9zJTKaM
(佢呢個係真﹒牛吃草。)713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDzF6PCp4z
「我估佢好肚餓！」我大嗌。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpN87AyFraL
「岩喇！丫唔係，你只可以問是非題。」侍女回應我。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBvYzJe8mt
「我唔講人是非架喎。」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUtErRVQKm
「咁呀，咁我開估啦，其實係因為…」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrm4TdzJI4
之後我仲同侍女玩左八十八條經典揭尾故，玩得不知幾開心，仲玩到好驚添呀。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXRPMXAdnV
「我真係頂你兩個唔順，我要落車，司機，有落！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBoKjxEoYL
句號響途中講左八十七次呢句野，不過好在，司機話唔停得站。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwlYjdaxfC
最後，我地到左總站，落左車…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9atSi5BvQL
火雞佢攰到變返做手錶訓著左。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUpDVSKtXH
「頭先真係好好玩呀可？」侍女笑晒口拍住我膊頭講。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6bWXsPb8A
「係呀，一陣再玩。」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDpF5K4HIE
「我地而家係咪要開始行路喇？」我答完侍女就問句號。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelLbPwF5mU
「我俾返四粒膠你，求你唔好再咁玩揭尾故，我已經嘔晒白泡。」句號冇黎精神咁回應我。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNUrDYhRDb
而響呢個時候…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rhLJ9hzyK
「報告！魂。初弒大人！魄德飛獵大人命小人向你報告，森林區邊境出現死人！」有條黑衣人突然飛出黎同句號講野。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwrRrjOnwX
「死人？有人死左？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDIlTKgEJr
「非也！活死人睡彭出沒注意！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWeA9RVd54
「咩事呀，句號？」我問。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3mOuqSpga
「三魂七魄，高登獵殺森林裡面最強既殺手，我諗你聽過啦，魄德飛獵就係其中之一，人稱天空獵手，我地前面呢條友仔係佢D靚，我同魄德飛獵有D交情，所以咁岩黎開呢度，呢條靚咪標出黎講下前面有咩我地要注意囉。」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2ywgtxrks
「咁…活死人睡彭又係乜料呀？」我再問。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNcLrH6e40
「人稱沈睡的彭彭，睡彭係隻…又似熊又似人既生物，平時好溫馴，但係爆起上黎會好恐怖，有自爆同自癒既能力，可以無限loop，仲會發癲，去到發癲精神狀態既時候，就會暴走，濫殺無辜。」 713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpL3m3oi6OL
「你身為高登獵殺森林最強既殺手都唔夠佢打？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxY06F5QUpv
「唔係。不過…佢就好似一隻野生黑熊咁，我係獵人，如果我有準備，我獵殺佢係可以，但係面對面既話，真係我死左都唔知咩事。」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyeAl0kzaC
「睇黎佢真係好犀利噃，真係要小心D喇。」侍女響旁邊咁講。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhRyXSs4ON
點知…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UWV0B9mES
「你地講緊我呀？」聲音響我地後面傳黎…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrYkcU1yOz
而且仲有一個好巨型倒影向我地前面地下出現…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJr94u25Aev
本來響我地前面既果條報告友唔知係咪因為太驚，一下就閃走左。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJGMS8LQlv
於是乎我另轉頭望下發生咩事，而句號當時已經一下就彈開左一邊…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjl8XyhHRz
而依家響我同侍女面前既，係一隻好巨型，滿身毛毛既…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ041850ssLy
既麻甩佬！？713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGxPONvSH2
「你就係睡彭？」句號離遠咁問。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDnDbWv8AB
點知呢隻睡彭見到我之後，竟然係一個估佢唔到既動作…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlj1yVftpI
佢一下就抱起左我，我完全黎唔切做任何反應…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9fd5Klyi2
而且佢仲響我下身磨下磨下咁，就好似D小朋友嗲爸爸媽媽果陣咁…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2tApdTJ6O
佢咁樣磨一磨，受刺激之下，我下身好自然咁有生理反應…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5KflGd8xM
「丫，猥瑣！」大嗌既係侍女。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6StDPaP8f
「做乜呀？」我問。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvDspKtUdh
「你露丁呀！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuVJxYXXCR
「邊個李路丁呀？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMZMKxfb4c
「你下面呀！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4zpH3nM74
「邊個李夏面呀？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjy7nvn9wF
「冇拉拉鏈呀！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1b9VZeyd1
「邊個冇奶奶摙呀？吓，我下面冇拉拉鏈呀？！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaXRgjzwOs
我之後向下一望，發現自己露左個「巴打」出黎，很是尷尬。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3X00mLKuM5
