第二十四回 Oh no,Oh yes301Please respect copyright.PENANAnGFfAlgd6N
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成日話越危險嘅地方越安全。301Please respect copyright.PENANAGVVX6CnFK4
相信每一位有試過出軌嘅朋友都唔會咁神勇係自己另一半日常活動範圍內出現。301Please respect copyright.PENANAfRb9zV5D2V
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今日就等我親身做下實地測試。301Please respect copyright.PENANA3TFfznkmPx
有小朋友又有頭家嘅你千萬唔好亂係屋企附近試,有乜後果唔關我事。301Please respect copyright.PENANAimOXrOnTMj
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從來都無諗過比老婆見到呢個問題,覺得就算真係咁唔好彩比撞到我同一個陌生女人食飯都唔會出事,因為喺我認知中Maybo姐係一個肥婆,老婆唔會相信我重口味到咁。301Please respect copyright.PENANAEDikbqi8HZ
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但係望住企係我面前呢個女人心情變得有d複雜,佢同想像中有好大出入,亦無諗過肥婆會變成一個斯文正常人妻,真係既驚且喜。301Please respect copyright.PENANAb0Nl82rAMU
開心當然係抽盲盒咁多次終於比我抽到SSS神級隱藏⻆色,驚嘅係呢一餐飯如果比老婆見到唔知會有乜後果。301Please respect copyright.PENANA891UJzXSxu
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好彩係自己地頭,搵一間老婆絕少食嘅餐廳應該最安全。301Please respect copyright.PENANANMsfkkl4LM
所以我無問Maybo想食乜就直接同佢去咗一間相對比較靜嘅西餐廳食。301Please respect copyright.PENANAnsmplOmzGm
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一路行去餐廳我都無乜出聲,對眼不停四圍望,當然係因為心虛,而且對於呢位自稱係Maybo嘅女人有小小保留。301Please respect copyright.PENANA2VzF24S5Dp
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不過既來之則安之,如果係騙子咪借尿遁,好多人約網友見面中咗伏都係咁走人架啦。301Please respect copyright.PENANASTLaL1pH27
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去到餐廳搵咗一個鬼祟⻆落坐咁樣就最安全。301Please respect copyright.PENANAdGFHEBZO5L
平日我同Maybo姐係網上傾計好多話題,但係今日面對面大家都靜晒,會唔會係大家都覺得對方貨不對辦?301Please respect copyright.PENANAsLZuDIMzfd
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呢個時候Maybo除底口罩,終於可以睇清楚佢個樣,佢拓一拓佢副有小小老餅嘅黑框眼鏡望住我微微嘴笑。301Please respect copyright.PENANAPswFQRYi4f
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Maybo姐眼大大面尖尖個樣都唔差,雖然佢無敏敏咁陽光甜美,亦無文欣嗰種剛強硬朗,更加無嘉倩嘅高貴冷艷,佢比人感覺只係好鄰家人妻,啫係嗰d每朝早係同一楝大廈搭lift出入撞到都會睇多兩眼嗰種,望落應該都係三十出頭好後生。301Please respect copyright.PENANANFEaRC0YiG
可能我啤得太入神佢開口問:[你係唔係好多疑問?]301Please respect copyright.PENANANhMMJNZN8k
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我:[話無就呃妳。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAK2oG9Mtjya
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Maybo:[你係唔係懷疑緊我係呃人騙徒呢。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAHKkmnMCVPt
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咁到比佢睇穿。301Please respect copyright.PENANALm9kXcuJvt
我:[要視乎妳點解釋,我認識嗰位Maybo唔係妳咁樣。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAOt7bUXwdNA
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佢即刻攞起手機撳咗張相出呢,呢張相係我之前認識嗰位好肥嘅Maybo。301Please respect copyright.PENANApBYANqJ3HB
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Maybo:[呢個真係我呢架,只係個樣p咗少少圖之嗎。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAYGg7WWxZXC
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我:[吓?]301Please respect copyright.PENANAS1JHBW2ad2
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Maybo:[張相係十幾年前我生完未收身個樣。]301Please respect copyright.PENANARb767SPPoj
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望落個樣又好似係同張相差唔多,不過真人靚d,第一次見人p相仲差過真人....301Please respect copyright.PENANAADLZ6L1o26
我:[咁做乜要用舊相呃人。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAnUmSGSIgJa
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Maybo:[咁你都知玩app乜人都有架啦,想搵個正常傾計都無,個個都話要睇樣先傾咁咪是但搵d舊相比佢地睇,一張相就可以試到d男人啦,成班都係餓鬼連肥婆都唔放過,識咁多人係得你一個從來都無問我攞過相。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAhrWV25YEQK
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呢個理由總算合理,佢根住又開另一張相比我睇。301Please respect copyright.PENANAJobuUdYnCD
Maybo:[你夠唔似相中人啦,相入面個男人肥好多白好多架喎。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAr2ep1UnV1i
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見到相入面嘅自己,同現在又真係好大上落,無法當時仲做緊實Q。301Please respect copyright.PENANAjpDKw7bTNa
我:[係呢排瘦咗黑咗啫。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAV36coT4OYu
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今次到我開手機搵一張我最肥時嘅相比佢睇。301Please respect copyright.PENANAEvbhPjuOf3
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Maybo:[嘩,睇唔出你之前咁肥。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAi5QzGo898Q
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我:[係呀,差唔多二百磅。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAtjdUsdVBnD
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Maybo:[嗱,大家都一樣用舊相打和啦。]301Please respect copyright.PENANASGXid0GQfq
諗落又係,我比佢睇張相時都肥過現在好多,鬼咩日日咁搬法唔瘦先奇。301Please respect copyright.PENANAZcPTD60xkv
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我:[OK。]301Please respect copyright.PENANANbCHPC1uhG
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根住佢問咗我一個奇怪問題:[係呢,其實你叫乜野名?]301Please respect copyright.PENANACaHwqWezJx
乜我d存在感真係底成咁連名都唔記得。301Please respect copyright.PENANA1AbTvsDDym
我:[吓...我咪叫黃小明囉。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAisor6cpc79
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Maybo:[乜真名呢架?哈哈,我以為唔想人知用假名咋。]301Please respect copyright.PENANABH5s9mHt1e
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我:[咁我下次叫自己做李嘉誠囉。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAyuFr22Xf6o
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Maybo:[哈哈,可能識到好多人妻呢。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAnSZ5Ac0uhb
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我即刻反問佢:[咁啫係妳唔係叫Maybo啦。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAy0GQz52PVv
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Maybo:[哈哈。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAylu7B50Czs
假相假名,佢仲有幾多野係假架?忍唔住望一望佢心口,同相都好大出入喎,點可以由40d減到變32b。301Please respect copyright.PENANAXSXtXiNm29
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Maybo:[我真名叫張儷,你鐘意可以叫我做亞儷。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAEFI7iS96dT
玩app咁耐印象中從來沒人講全名比我知。301Please respect copyright.PENANAaagBQSyTRS
到底呢個係唔係真名?其實都唔太重要,有邊個玩app會講真話,我之前咪又係大話連篇。301Please respect copyright.PENANAPhYsDBXuV9
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我:[我真係叫黃小明無呃妳。]301Please respect copyright.PENANA6H2ErX2Tfn
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Maybo,唔係,應該叫亞儷。301Please respect copyright.PENANA3XsLfbU1pK
佢只係微微笑講:[咁我信你,你都唔似講大話嘅人。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAh2GoshnCFe
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我:[妳早幾年識我妳就乜野叫大話專家。 ]301Please respect copyright.PENANAm8f26fptxD
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亞儷:[咁誇張,你成日呃女架?]301Please respect copyright.PENANAISlqowtYBd
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我諗咗一諗好唔好同佢解釋點解要講大話,不過算啦,唔通同佢講我自卑咩。301Please respect copyright.PENANASQj2hp0eOq
只好簡單講:[唔係....]301Please respect copyright.PENANAApiKajhhbt
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我:[我想問妳一個問題,乜妳唔係無做野咩?]301Please respect copyright.PENANAitsX1Ele02
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亞儷:[我幾時話我無做野。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAKb7gmyKkIX
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我:[我記得最初識妳時妳問我有無工介紹架喎。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAseWPUEzBCZ
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亞儷:[係呀,咁介紹唔等如我無做野,想轉下工之嗎。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAXtQBC6kbPa
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一直都以為佢無做野原來又係一場誤會。301Please respect copyright.PENANA8hOmenw7Ml
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我又忍唔住問咗一個好蠢嘅問題:[其實之前同妳傾計有幾多成係真架?]301Please respect copyright.PENANAedQQsEvF6H
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亞儷笑笑口話:[隨咗個樣同名所有都係真,當初大家有個小誤會啫,我唔係想呃人架,我只係想深入d認識一個人先傾私人野,網上d男人可以好假。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAj0s3Xytymq
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我:[咁我都知…]301Please respect copyright.PENANA4D1obH8HxQ
其實佢講真定講假我根本唔識分,算啦吹下水輕鬆下啫唔深究咁多。301Please respect copyright.PENANAvIgRyBwIon
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我好奇問:[咁係唔係真係好多男人想約妳呀。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAoZSWZlNwYB
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亞儷:[係呀,哈哈,班友一見張三點式泳衣相就發晒癲咁。]301Please respect copyright.PENANA6TylzkypoX
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我:[男人係咁架啦,咁妳有無約過出呢食下飯咁?]301Please respect copyright.PENANAXbBkRwwSPa
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亞儷:[連埋你見過三個,都係人夫。咁你呢?真係一個都未約過呀?]301Please respect copyright.PENANAXgDKZYOazA
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我:[係呀,呃妳做乜。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAcCpSKEhBB1
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亞儷:[你個樣唔似喎。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAYO6E4nM6KO
睇佢個表情好似唔多信,以前講大話個個都信到十足,現在講真話反而比人懷疑,真係激死。301Please respect copyright.PENANAwykNwCt6ZU
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我:[咁.... 妳見過嗰兩位男士感覺如何?]301Please respect copyright.PENANAXn0VzaUiQe
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亞儷:[第一個暖男呢,好細心,可惜太細個三十頭唔啱我。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAgs12rsC6Rm
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亞儷:[三十頭唔係同妳差唔多咩?]301Please respect copyright.PENANAcG1bwr0Wq1
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佢笑笑口話:[哈哈,我四十幾啦,係唔係保養得唔錯呢,一條皺紋都無架。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAvGvxPmKKVR
講完好自信咁用手指一指塊面,望落好白好滑好有光澤真係唔似四十。301Please respect copyright.PENANAMvhBXBnXlj
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亞儷:[而且D後生諗野好偏激好難溝通。]301Please respect copyright.PENANA9w5Xhnhywj
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我:[都係嘅,人生閱歷唔夠,特別係香港,好多男人三十幾歲諗野都好似個細路咁。]301Please respect copyright.PENANALQ4BC3PWJJ
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亞儷:[係呀,所以我都係鐘意同d成熟嘅傾計。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAKJc4aCAVys
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我:[哈哈,好似我咁老?]301Please respect copyright.PENANAskS5Y7YpjS
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亞儷:[妳望落都仲好後生。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAZ7muSpS9qs
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我:[唔後生啦,不知不覺由四中玩到四尾,唉... 老人渣....]301Please respect copyright.PENANAU1PLk8qxb7
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亞儷:[Ok啦,心態緊要d。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAOWNGBfhtPi
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我繼續問:[或者啦,咁另一位呢?]301Please respect copyright.PENANAeAUZ7qpi0A
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佢陰陰嘴笑住講:[另一個呢,佢把口好得成日氹得我好開心,最初佢見到我同你反應一樣,不過唔洗我解釋佢都明我點解用舊相。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAGeKBYT2dsH
最尾嗰句擺明串我,終於似返我認識嘅Maybo姐。301Please respect copyright.PENANAgghDvpwJUr
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我:[咁.... 幾好呀。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAKlxG2jLr4P
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亞儷:[佢Ok架。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAs6nXOYtYdF
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我:[又啱傾又識氹好難搵架喎,做乜唔開始?唔合眼緣?]301Please respect copyright.PENANAm56ouLnU7Y
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亞儷:[講樣呢... 你好過佢,哈哈。]301Please respect copyright.PENANA7rBFvy9kgX
唔知點解硬係覺得佢講野好似網上專呃男人錢d女人嘅,又唔介意老又係咁讚人。301Please respect copyright.PENANATdVis6eDm5
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我:[妳早d識我咪一樣係肥佬。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAcwzhnH1WtB
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忽然有個女人身影無聲無息咁企咗係我地面前,唔會咁黑仔呀…301Please respect copyright.PENANAdgIxwUXWVy
心虛嘅我抬頭一望,好彩唔係老婆而係一位全身著住黑色制服嘅侍應。301Please respect copyright.PENANA0Rt5dd6I7C
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我:[係喎,掛住傾都未叫野食,妳食乜野?呢間餐廳d牛扒好出名架。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAdVPjf3dPjb
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亞儷:[我唔食牛。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAq73uKRHU6Y
Shit! 一時唔記得問佢有乜唔食添。301Please respect copyright.PENANAenEE14Z36f
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我:[咁叫其他野,都仲有好多選擇。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAO7tP4iLMWF
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亞儷:[你話事啦。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAFgdWhFS7h3
我揸主義叫咗個小食拼盤同一個大蝦沙律,呢個份量平日只係夠我一個食,不過同女士食飯都係唔好食得咁狼,費事比人一個好大食嘅印象。301Please respect copyright.PENANAnq4SobTEu6
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叫完野之後我地繼續傾計講返位人夫。301Please respect copyright.PENANAZTppZ1iZOJ
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亞儷:[佢好得閑成日都搵我傾計。]301Please respect copyright.PENANA6Rro3G6EOn
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我:[妳地成日出街?]301Please respect copyright.PENANAORnArZ7AVc
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亞儷:[食過幾次飯,次次佢都係揸車過呢我公司附近接我。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAlMl44bSch4
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我:[有車人士又咁多時間一定係做高層或者老闆啦。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAcTOheU7XlH
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亞儷:[唔係,佢做紀律部隊。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAcM5ea0ewcz
又係紀巴,開始對做呢個行業嘅人無好感。301Please respect copyright.PENANAEfhskb8yRc
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亞儷:[佢好老實,第一次見面就話想我做佢SL。]301Please respect copyright.PENANAAKSMH0g85D
唔知點解聽到呢句有d唔開心,唔怪得之個個都溝到人妻係得我無,原來第一次見就要咁主動。301Please respect copyright.PENANAymbVznn6ET
我:[咁.... 妳有無應承?]301Please respect copyright.PENANA3W2JtCPmEd
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唔知點解聽到呢句又有小小開心,到底係我唔底得紀巴人夫偷食?定係我無得食人地都要同我一樣無得食?301Please respect copyright.PENANAODPWYZuzGK
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我:[咁好條件都唔啱?]301Please respect copyright.PENANAxWesDqIZwQ
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佢無答我只係微微嘴笑,到底呢個笑容係乜野意思?301Please respect copyright.PENANAlJP0kXwCL2
女人心真係好難理解。301Please respect copyright.PENANAjlQTY3ze85
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~未完待續~301Please respect copyright.PENANAkHb68Hq83q
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