第二回 我很好騙95Please respect copyright.PENANAqWM7CqXR6E
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成日睇討論區都有D月經題就係問點樣係app溝女。95Please respect copyright.PENANA3diQvTcp1S
講真,除非你好靚仔或者好有錢啦,如果唔係咪又係嗰幾道板斧,95Please respect copyright.PENANApDNiwPLW2J
啫係乜?夠厚顏囉。95Please respect copyright.PENANAgG2hu7y5x8
正所謂水至清則無魚,人至賤則無敵。95Please respect copyright.PENANAgPNwvrEclj
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我同靚女嘅對話都係好例牌嘅開場白。95Please respect copyright.PENANA34QWvF5Rt5
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我:【Hi.妳好嗎?】95Please respect copyright.PENANA28xwrLOtQk
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靚女:【你幾多歲?】95Please respect copyright.PENANA1ILSEjA6tk
一開口就問人幾多歲咁得意?95Please respect copyright.PENANAn7K5CUHnQE
作為一個七十後中佬面對一個隨時後生自己超過十年嘅女人,95Please respect copyright.PENANAXSWVjR3R9Z
照直講真實年紀真係自殺架乍報細小小好D。95Please respect copyright.PENANAmwGTBlVzxA
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我:【三十中啦。】95Please respect copyright.PENANATUmSStW2er
你地笑乜野?咁都係報細十…幾年之嗎。95Please respect copyright.PENANAvJgia27kJ8
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靚女:【我都係呀,咁啱傾D。】95Please respect copyright.PENANARkAHG8biXy
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我:【係呀。。。】95Please respect copyright.PENANAdQPTCpfM7A
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靚女:【你做邊一行架?】95Please respect copyright.PENANAU0euBkbATU
無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱,都是但廢up就算。95Please respect copyright.PENANAYmj1uHKjkx
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我:【攪自己生意。】95Please respect copyright.PENANA2goHx9oMjX
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靚女:【做生意呀,咁咪好有錢囉?】95Please respect copyright.PENANAPrN1tiA6rC
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我:【有錢又唔講得,餓唔死咁啦。】95Please respect copyright.PENANAnMuBJWNKlT
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靚女:【咁你有無投資呀?】95Please respect copyright.PENANAZYCnhWr6U8
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我:【當然有啦,個個星期都有做工課架。】95Please respect copyright.PENANAkqKMfoDDSn
平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀,都算係投資丫。95Please respect copyright.PENANAp3gyZtWAdY
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靚女:【咁叻,一定有唔少收穫啦,睇中邊隻?比個號碼嚟丫。】95Please respect copyright.PENANAGyQEq8E0xw
望望鐘現在尾場嗱喎,即刻攞張馬經睇下先。95Please respect copyright.PENANAbmHvRrAimj
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我:【8號囉。】95Please respect copyright.PENANAKwWMURVhea
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靚女:【8號仔咁保守】95Please respect copyright.PENANAe1st9OpSBb
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我:【唔係呀,咁都叫保守,有成11倍喎。】95Please respect copyright.PENANA3eG6AaYEPP
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靚女:【PE得咁少】95Please respect copyright.PENANAgM8C6QRpXa
PE?講乜呀?95Please respect copyright.PENANAUQ66m7MsPt
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靚女:【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】95Please respect copyright.PENANANHdbIEqn26
哦,原來講股票,咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心,都係跑馬仔安全D。95Please respect copyright.PENANAKEvCnvhKbY
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺,最好用一招順水推舟。95Please respect copyright.PENANAEXhpE1N19f
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我:【咁妳有乜好介?】95Please respect copyright.PENANAmObZk7hjYK
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靚女:【介紹又唔講得,大家交流下囉。】95Please respect copyright.PENANAwFyzObIVC1
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我:【好呀。】95Please respect copyright.PENANAYkgLzvWzKC
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靚女:【嗱,我有個FD係投行做,佢早排比咗隻貼士,好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】95Please respect copyright.PENANA8RJ3LxaJhX
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我:【吓!咁多?】95Please respect copyright.PENANAVuYavcyPH2
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靚女:【係呀,你跟我買一定無錯。】95Please respect copyright.PENANAUkCIszG4rt
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我:【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題,D錢係晒馬會到。】95Please respect copyright.PENANAted5DhA2Ae
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靚女:【馬會?】95Please respect copyright.PENANAtjGCdTwdYU
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我:【哦,我意思係馬會未找數,我同佢地有生意來往。】95Please respect copyright.PENANAQbljNlMQbt
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靚女:【哦,咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你,係我另一個熟朋友做架,佢好幫得手架,息口又低喎。】95Please respect copyright.PENANAkE9NTPmvSs
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。95Please respect copyright.PENANAjigwUQITRh
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候,有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。95Please respect copyright.PENANAMv0x9KDqfh
老婆:[老公!]95Please respect copyright.PENANAWo2VDJXYvi
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親?即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。95Please respect copyright.PENANAd5Ym4Fx5Eh
我:[做乜事呀?]95Please respect copyright.PENANAv9lC6gd4YG
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話:[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]95Please respect copyright.PENANAVcTikrsus2
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講完行過晾袗架又話:[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架,重有呀…]95Please respect copyright.PENANAgVM9pDnA3j
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停,應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能,就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。95Please respect copyright.PENANAz71uRLN70C
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我:[係啦,現在即刻做啦。]95Please respect copyright.PENANA2gwOphP2U2
嗱,呢D唔係叫怕老婆,而係叫識時務。95Please respect copyright.PENANAn7y4ZorlKv
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對住佢有時真係好攞命,大家千萬唔好誤會呀,無話佢差呀,起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我,只不過呢,硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。95Please respect copyright.PENANA7HAh24RCLM
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無法啦,我係屋企嘅時間比佢多,所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。95Please respect copyright.PENANAJgLABYDIxO
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做,佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂,不過算啦,鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。95Please respect copyright.PENANAk9E1OGwsSn
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當我係到清埋D手尾時,忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫:[老公!]95Please respect copyright.PENANA23a0rlARXj
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唉,又唔知做漏邊樣野。95Please respect copyright.PENANAOxPZZRLTdp
我:[乜事呀?]95Please respect copyright.PENANA6usFe7sFhV
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老婆:[借你部手機比我用。]95Please respect copyright.PENANAE316gbjPfC
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我:[哦,放係房入面呀,妳自己去攞啦。]95Please respect copyright.PENANA2KlMRnSAmc
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機,面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講:[老公!]95Please respect copyright.PENANAjOVQnCxx5t
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仆街啦,我好似未閂交友app!!
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