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成日睇討論區都有D月經題就係問點樣係app溝女。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidXiboyAkp
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我同靚女嘅對話都係好例牌嘅開場白。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3HCTEYvEu
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一開口就問人幾多歲咁得意？262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtEN4tdS9O
作為一個七十後中佬面對一個隨時後生自己超過十年嘅女人，262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyL0cGEW4n
照直講真實年紀真係自殺架乍報細小小好D。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskKO4OpIzs
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你地笑乜野？咁都係報細十…幾年之嗎。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KxU2VpnsA
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靚女：【我都係呀，咁啱傾D。】262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERARqg0TjW
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靚女：【你做邊一行架？】262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡka4FQpeZFh
無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱，都是但廢up就算。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39lQ98PxHq
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我：【攪自己生意。】262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SBap3mDW1
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靚女：【做生意呀，咁咪好有錢囉？】262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwxSSg4xLd
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我：【有錢又唔講得，餓唔死咁啦。】262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNWaOEbDUZ
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靚女：【咁你有無投資呀？】262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabI8Zct7pB
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我：【當然有啦，個個星期都有做工課架。】262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUw3LGl8UHn
平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀，都算係投資丫。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncbyhMZO4d
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靚女：【咁叻，一定有唔少收穫啦，睇中邊隻？比個號碼嚟丫。】262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyXswMHE9k
望望鐘現在尾場嗱喎，即刻攞張馬經睇下先。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoh4kW45K9s
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我：【8號囉。】262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGhlsMBgo0
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靚女：【8號仔咁保守】262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNbm0LAels
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我：【唔係呀，咁都叫保守，有成11倍喎。】262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4C9pvKhJ1
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靚女：【PE得咁少】262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEOBfIbGnm
PE？講乜呀？262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBH67G6S0Ca
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靚女：【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTyoUYivzt
哦，原來講股票，咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心，都係跑馬仔安全D。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmxzTpnIbE
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺，最好用一招順水推舟。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtr0VQqEcmr
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我：【咁妳有乜好介？】262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYj4jWNVkc
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靚女：【介紹又唔講得，大家交流下囉。】262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70FbbOHZjX
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我：【好呀。】262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFHEGCSILD
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靚女：【嗱，我有個FD係投行做，佢早排比咗隻貼士，好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcORvJqsid0
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我：【吓！咁多？】262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9zr1WcRq9
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靚女：【係呀，你跟我買一定無錯。】262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqs5ZhVxnZ
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我：【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題，D錢係晒馬會到。】262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiksUstg6Z
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靚女：【馬會？】262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90468WdHQ0
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我：【哦，我意思係馬會未找數，我同佢地有生意來往。】262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnK4KuD4hl7
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靚女：【哦，咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你，係我另一個熟朋友做架，佢好幫得手架，息口又低喎。】262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptc9citjI7
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREB97WOP1u
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候，有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIRC2e147U
老婆：[老公！]262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqtucRMaNB
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親？即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvG1xYuCoO
我：[做乜事呀？]262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡov3NexLIy5
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話：[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3GhY5qoyg
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講完行過晾袗架又話：[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架，重有呀…]262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeAOCTnjb8
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停，應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能，就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWA3YMLxC0G
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我：[係啦，現在即刻做啦。]262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGq8tFFSQU
嗱，呢D唔係叫怕老婆，而係叫識時務。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FSWbXzoca
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對住佢有時真係好攞命，大家千萬唔好誤會呀，無話佢差呀，起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我，只不過呢，硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60xKmt8eRA
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無法啦，我係屋企嘅時間比佢多，所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qr1E6wmN4
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做，佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂，不過算啦，鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0MKjuPyaj
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當我係到清埋D手尾時，忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫：[老公！]262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZ886Qy1cG
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唉，又唔知做漏邊樣野。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqibXOIMLOe
我：[乜事呀？]262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1BoPPLC0q
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老婆：[借你部手機比我用。]262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQYjofx8Ib
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我：[哦，放係房入面呀，妳自己去攞啦。]262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2c7161Uwc
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機，面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講：[老公！]262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwrT4dXZrj
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仆街啦，我好似未閂交友app！！
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