第二回 我很好騙94Please respect copyright.PENANAmB7t3PjuDX
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成日睇討論區都有D月經題就係問點樣係app溝女。94Please respect copyright.PENANAHExRzMCM8q
講真,除非你好靚仔或者好有錢啦,如果唔係咪又係嗰幾道板斧,94Please respect copyright.PENANADurD1wrWyY
啫係乜?夠厚顏囉。94Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5tb5d4bDp
正所謂水至清則無魚,人至賤則無敵。94Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3qoG5SUKC
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我同靚女嘅對話都係好例牌嘅開場白。94Please respect copyright.PENANAAX1Ir4RvcE
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我:【Hi.妳好嗎?】94Please respect copyright.PENANAfnaz6Xv7Tk
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靚女:【你幾多歲?】94Please respect copyright.PENANA2SVPOelIPm
一開口就問人幾多歲咁得意?94Please respect copyright.PENANAzcOGR8v8DI
作為一個七十後中佬面對一個隨時後生自己超過十年嘅女人,94Please respect copyright.PENANAU6RH92EFSP
照直講真實年紀真係自殺架乍報細小小好D。94Please respect copyright.PENANAdcKYlqGUIj
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我:【三十中啦。】94Please respect copyright.PENANAiG3MpsKVX8
你地笑乜野?咁都係報細十…幾年之嗎。94Please respect copyright.PENANAd3ihH76JM2
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靚女:【我都係呀,咁啱傾D。】94Please respect copyright.PENANATMDdgOouf5
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我:【係呀。。。】94Please respect copyright.PENANASiOVv5GNMx
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靚女:【你做邊一行架?】94Please respect copyright.PENANAcXiJ7udag7
無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱,都是但廢up就算。94Please respect copyright.PENANAv8dK0vqn03
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我:【攪自己生意。】94Please respect copyright.PENANAxMvt3uRVu9
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靚女:【做生意呀,咁咪好有錢囉?】94Please respect copyright.PENANAl0LhgksflD
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我:【有錢又唔講得,餓唔死咁啦。】94Please respect copyright.PENANAqrIGZUZOJx
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靚女:【咁你有無投資呀?】94Please respect copyright.PENANAxtFxzH2G9N
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我:【當然有啦,個個星期都有做工課架。】94Please respect copyright.PENANAD0K6F7jxbA
平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀,都算係投資丫。94Please respect copyright.PENANAfZN25b2Mi3
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靚女:【咁叻,一定有唔少收穫啦,睇中邊隻?比個號碼嚟丫。】94Please respect copyright.PENANAor33NZm6wC
望望鐘現在尾場嗱喎,即刻攞張馬經睇下先。94Please respect copyright.PENANAzKrf9x8kiA
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我:【8號囉。】94Please respect copyright.PENANANqr3njuBoH
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靚女:【8號仔咁保守】94Please respect copyright.PENANAPHzDj8PZM9
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我:【唔係呀,咁都叫保守,有成11倍喎。】94Please respect copyright.PENANAx8dAV2o9aM
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靚女:【PE得咁少】94Please respect copyright.PENANAAyL1QYE3iZ
PE?講乜呀?94Please respect copyright.PENANArscbGcU2m8
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靚女:【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】94Please respect copyright.PENANAE52By7E3QK
哦,原來講股票,咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心,都係跑馬仔安全D。94Please respect copyright.PENANAl5XJWqmFT9
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺,最好用一招順水推舟。94Please respect copyright.PENANAuSllE6NWkk
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我:【咁妳有乜好介?】94Please respect copyright.PENANARVUVYETEkk
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靚女:【介紹又唔講得,大家交流下囉。】94Please respect copyright.PENANAzWNWhqzvQr
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我:【好呀。】94Please respect copyright.PENANAnooo0c6MWi
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靚女:【嗱,我有個FD係投行做,佢早排比咗隻貼士,好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】94Please respect copyright.PENANAwl8c2RgeMU
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我:【吓!咁多?】94Please respect copyright.PENANAfRxjBLkgZz
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靚女:【係呀,你跟我買一定無錯。】94Please respect copyright.PENANAKmA6R4IKu4
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我:【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題,D錢係晒馬會到。】94Please respect copyright.PENANAkVw6q8usRr
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靚女:【馬會?】94Please respect copyright.PENANAOtlGkzjGNe
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我:【哦,我意思係馬會未找數,我同佢地有生意來往。】94Please respect copyright.PENANAfvX3tMcjZ9
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靚女:【哦,咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你,係我另一個熟朋友做架,佢好幫得手架,息口又低喎。】94Please respect copyright.PENANAPsEQW13gVq
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。94Please respect copyright.PENANAvRgI0aNZUF
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候,有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。94Please respect copyright.PENANALEIHLCFz0T
老婆:[老公!]94Please respect copyright.PENANAhEOxu753s1
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親?即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。94Please respect copyright.PENANAcpZi1rECa9
我:[做乜事呀?]94Please respect copyright.PENANAfOGC7c4uuV
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話:[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]94Please respect copyright.PENANAUizRmGiyoU
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講完行過晾袗架又話:[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架,重有呀…]94Please respect copyright.PENANAPLEI8tSrH3
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停,應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能,就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。94Please respect copyright.PENANATW4ncc5GIE
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我:[係啦,現在即刻做啦。]94Please respect copyright.PENANArJ1MdgxRU0
嗱,呢D唔係叫怕老婆,而係叫識時務。94Please respect copyright.PENANAhUbltrdOIN
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對住佢有時真係好攞命,大家千萬唔好誤會呀,無話佢差呀,起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我,只不過呢,硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。94Please respect copyright.PENANAKv51U2xvJH
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無法啦,我係屋企嘅時間比佢多,所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。94Please respect copyright.PENANAYNb9xhYoMJ
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做,佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂,不過算啦,鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。94Please respect copyright.PENANAWlRSlT6cji
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當我係到清埋D手尾時,忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫:[老公!]94Please respect copyright.PENANAs7lCRsBLBh
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唉,又唔知做漏邊樣野。94Please respect copyright.PENANAcd9CFiRAIT
我:[乜事呀?]94Please respect copyright.PENANAuKO8G4E5uH
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老婆:[借你部手機比我用。]94Please respect copyright.PENANAm6ApQSb4Xw
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我:[哦,放係房入面呀,妳自己去攞啦。]94Please respect copyright.PENANAApHzhb82V3
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機,面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講:[老公!]94Please respect copyright.PENANA2qNQljUFyL
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仆街啦,我好似未閂交友app!!
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