傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2pdWAAMdc
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhIDQy3NXz
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仲好興奮咁直接同百變怪講我既奇遇...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ691GWbVEA2
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「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcYI0J4QYJ
之後我仲一輪嘴講晒每個細節出黎...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡit31nfORES
(…) 細節 細節 同 細節 …550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqoplnT1oo
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「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡts4WFwHtro
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIb5vaDgfe
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx055xmH38F
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Zf1lU2TKO
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7szLNEmDxi
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之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJVhcZdanr
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5qZE7knZO
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYE2xqmJp3
第一式，掃理老墓550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqw1HThweir
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第三式，掃三度四，呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJxIuEcnq6
第四式，掃月雷霆，係一招向天掃，可以格擋用550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJa9JCRKGmI
第五式，掃女心驚，呢招乸乸地，唔係幾明點用550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUatfy2BmA
第六式，掃背餩風，呢招有D似回馬槍550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7R15v98XpI
第七式，掃鶴零分，將凌空既物件化整為零550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxaE4JbxoF5
第八式，掃蝕恐聾，呢招恐怖，可致人七孔流血550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5y9m3xV4kw
第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2boqBxDzW
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMef7fG3Wo
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWthcVk8aZI
我可以肯定左一樣野...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9F7iPCtm5I
就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5389V44XML
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05eEpU1C4t
我試過用佢，將一罐汽水...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAQ71Eb36v
只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwAOEAkucs
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwrG5B2ChB
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDlaSHA9sB
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqSPrTlWjI
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係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOLKnPwFd2
無錯，經過幾日既苦練，我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFMfjNiBRc
「做乜你響度既？」我問。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuUTQGThBs
「精彩，的確係幾精彩。」百變怪回應。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gJQA2321S
「哼。」師父。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTDZtkwdbv
「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52bjzUW1up
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ep3d0NkVy
「余小欣！？」我問。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdvrnsdOTt
「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43PWTRFUsj
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuNDFXAGge
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOpodOexHi
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHDJSEmbkX
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKGhs2w2p9
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngIXW8w4bd
「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RFPV4rBkz
「我都知架喇，佢筆帳，我遲D先同佢計，契弟，我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxjCqm5wQb
「OK，出發！」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1PLMauiUl
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUSFqaigo6
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇！550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYlGw3pVGe
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