第四回 情人207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEIZ2EaScw
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpunknv27v
究竟男人點解會玩app？特別係人夫，都結咗婚又唔係無得發洩。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1h05cREI2
因為悶只係想搵人傾計？因為同老婆關係差？定係因為老婆唔想太耐無攪？207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fwDhbV8wL
我諗好多有玩開app嘅女性都聽過以上廢話，作為人夫可以好肯定咁話比女士們知，207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDBHGhtoQv
人夫玩app只有一個目的就係呃蝦條。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubRAtgDSlb
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NFGKEw4GQ
咁人妻玩app呢？207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRGKRmnL06
因為悶只係想搵人傾計？因為同老公關係差？定係因為老公唔想太耐無做？207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpFxqfGGTu
我亦相信好多男人都聽過人妻咁話，係到好大膽咁講句以上理由全部都千真萬確。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghGhBWHGzI
從未聽過有女人玩app係呃腸仔，睇我咁好呃都無人呃就知。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlRpHixla7
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4kvdNVtqT
樂敏係一個幾open嘅女性，可能因為佢喺外國返嚟鬼妹仔性格，平日我地D對話都夾雜住濃濃四級味，所以佢深受人夫歡迎因為夠放，同佢傾計真係一件既開心又興奮嘅事，有時係會興奮到成個腦都係四級畫面攪到典床典蓆瞓唔到。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡca91bbcIM5
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAQrsjxSGZ
由於要趕住見客唔得閒同樂敏傾計所以連say bye都無就收埋手機。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdJrF1t7iY
去到人地公司見到reception個女仔係到玩手機，呢D工真好做可惜從來都唔請男人，又話香港無性別歧視嘅。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtevAoB98um
我：[妳好呀，我約咗陳生架。]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwndLbgUIjR
個女仔望都無望我一眼就指一指示意我坐底等。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaobPGCY5kU
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa01eVV58pO
等咗一陣就見到陳生行出呢，於是我地就入咗間好細嘅會客室傾，個會比想像中快開完。通常D會開得咁快一係好順利，一係連傾都無乜好傾。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoaNDnVtj9L
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NEyijJfDF
見完客之後心情有D沉重，都係搵樂敏放鬆下順便八卦下，雖然無份做主角啫，聽下咸故偷下師都好丫嗎。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWfyJiErIE
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0eqqQKtUo
可惜搵唔到樂敏佢已讀不回，好多時玩app識人就係咁，都唔知究竟對方係唔得閒定係唔想傾。有D甚至粒聲唔出Quit咗都有，好彩樂敏唔係D咁嘅人，佢唔覆我九成湊仔。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMlApd62mp
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AVdCIGe5b
無法啦只好返公司，一開門見到冬叔好似平日一樣咁坐係佢張大班椅上面望住個電話微微嘴笑。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlc920nGsQW
我知你地諗乜，佢份人好正氣部手機入面幾乎原廠設定一樣，無game無TG無IG無FB無交友app，係得wechat同whatsapp，而且佢好鍚老婆架唔係我呢D賤男人。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRrsFJeCbu
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5qAdJaFqW
放底手上嘅野就同冬叔講：[又同老婆傾乜咁開心呀。]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUzS3RTQK2
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPbo9RpZuu
冬叔收起電話講：[閒計啫，無乜野。]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj52EBtt80C
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQOcHKAZDI
我：[冬叔你真係利害，點解可以結婚咁耐都無聽過你講老婆一句壞話？]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxHFuBc15s
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLQN9H5Dd6
冬叔起身攞住隻水杯行去湛水，佢係我身邊拍拍我膊頭講：[哈哈，到你去到我咁年紀就會明架啦，係呢個客點呀？]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYpjky7lnw
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpZ007CXs0
我搖搖頭話：[個客話今年市道唔好唔攞貨。]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPw7vMEQWK
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2QWHvXxrF
冬叔：[現在個市係咁架啦，唔緊要啦，希望在明天丫嗎。]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUgDfMz0kQ
有時都唔知冬叔係樂觀定只係安撫我情緒，公司咁樣遲早執，佢老人家就話退休啫我四十幾歲無體能無學歷無技術做得D乜？207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nCd2irkNd
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZ7byKkHkz
一如往常做完野就放工返屋，結婚之後就變成往家男人同夜生活講再見，都唔知幾耐無出夜街。今晚老婆又約咗客食飯喎，得返我同個囡兩個人食。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwp1jLjOy9D
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxot6GpOpl
入到屋見到阿囡又瞓係床上面睇手機，兩條友懶得煮於是同佢講：[囡呀，不如我地落街食。]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGHBRwDRj0
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQcBENL2J9
個囡雙目無神咁望一望我然後搖搖頭。唔知點解呢一代都係咁宅，要佢離開間房真係難度極高，好彩重有殺手鐧。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubKZyUncqM
我笑笑口講：[壽司喎。]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWVPyO1mSS
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2hg6Z9LgS
一聽到去食日本野佢即刻有反應：[哦。]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPu2KAHtbUN
平日好難叫得郁佢唯獨係食壽司就最快反應，前世一定係日本妹呢。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05HHSkoXi6
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWmFg4mybg
講起日本妹相信無一個香港男人唔係睇日本AV大，可能因為咁對日本女人有一種近乎痴漢式迷戀，到底佢地係唔係乜都肯玩？佢地D叫聲係唔係真係叫得咁淒厲？所以每一個男人心入面都有一個不可能任務，就係溝日本妹。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnFUYSCbB8
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVTBidLRwY
D人話自己個囡係前世情人，雖然我今世溝唔到日本妹前世都叫溝到一個呀，哈哈。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZFfY1lR5B
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTFg8gnmqP
同個囡去撐枱腳於是去平日食開間日本餐廳，呢間野細細間價錢唔平不過D野幾好食，原因係老細解咗個成就，就係娶咗個日本妹做老婆，見老細瘦骨嶙峋睇怕夜生活異常活躍，真係羨慕死人。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUe71rg1jmM
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OYR7UVe9t
坐底叫咗個囡最鍾意食嘅海鮮湯烏東、三文魚刺身，我就食三成熟烤羊架、炒野菜、三色刺身同一支玉乃光備前雄町，清酒加刺身真係絕配。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7XMfh3DQA
色香味俱全嘅食物好快就送到眼前，個囡一邊望住手機一邊食野，新一代都係用手機送飯。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtprnu7oxyD
唔知有幾多家長因為咁而係食飯枱鏟個細路？好彩佢老豆我唔係D虎爸。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9PXYNwFQu
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaFAHtsaL1
我：[阿囡食野先啦。]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhKqPGTUdK
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthGybxat7j
囡：[嗯，打埋兩隻字。]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BJATA4tfj
有時見佢機不離手都係到諗佢會唔會都有玩交友app，不過應該唔會，因為…207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyshfLmlzDV
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Ep8kwsn5V
我：[又同Candy傾計呀？]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cHTBha0kg
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8IAJxGHFh
阿囡放底手機攞起快子一手夾住件三文魚刺身點豉油然後放入口，食咗兩啖講：[除咗佢重有邊個。]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNKZ2Gxwk2
望住個囡真係照鏡一樣，不論性格喜好就連人際關係都同自己一模一樣，由細到大我都係無乜朋友佢又係咁，Candy算係佢唯一朋友。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRpaqeb0Dd
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9MgnxdMmi
同個囡溝通都叫有方法，就係有共同語言，平日D話題都係離唔開動漫、打機，咁先無代溝。食食下野忽然佢問咗我一個問題。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdLL5beWP7
唔係問佢喺邊到呢呀，呢D問題小學三年班之後就唔會再問架啦。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5teZA2VUx6
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97Xy6XltI1
佢放底快子好認真咁望住我問：[Daddy，點解你會同媽咪結婚？]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssZnYK3037
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiRWmqehop
我：[做乜咁問？]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjvIeliJFI
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlq9DU9kDpd
囡：[覺得你地好怪，明明兩個人都唔夾嘅，性格、喜好、甚至飲食習慣都原完全相反。]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVMW2auk9Z
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmE24RUGAPr
我笑笑口話：[哈哈，咁兩公婆一個凹一個凸先係最好丫嗎。]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAm2XkrOeKm
呢句廢話自己講完都覺得無乜說服力。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ywLX9GAqt
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFVIryu7X9
囡：[唔覺囉，好似我同Candy咁啱傾先會長久架。]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOm5XUTK6u3
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELXWNen2Gc
我：[咁妳覺得Daddy愛媽咪多D定媽咪愛Daddy多D？]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQm8j93of5Z
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnFfcBdhDp
囡：[你愛媽咪多D。]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTyOSHOS93
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1XOFJoZ0q
我：[點解呢？]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hDqCMOi2H
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGeA3jU6q7
囡：[因為平日佢鬧你多D。]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfws3R1oVfd
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTpvgkezDa
我：[哈哈，咁可以係打者愛也。]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnrwucG6d8
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59iOiWUJvG
個女搖搖頭話：[Daddy，我十六歲啦，唔係六歲。]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWsyNNOTjw
估唔到一個十幾歲嘅細路女已經咁醒目。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbX7s8MKc0
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5iyH3R5vXp
我繼續話：[無野嘅，呢D都係溝通方法嘅一種，好多兩公婆都係咁相處，唔係妳鬧我就係我話妳，慢慢就會習慣。]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7yv9tZg4U
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NhxisiUH8
囡：[兩個人咁樣互相折磨，做乜要結婚？]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLma1dW9xP0
呢一句真係唔知點答，因為我都搵緊答案。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HXs8gzxaW
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZiNMaS3WC
我：[妳媽咪以前唔係咁架，總之…婚姻好複雜，所以妳將來真係要諗清楚先好結婚。]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXXQIWHwVK
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSj3nl5vHtJ
囡：[唉…婚姻，我有諗過如果你同媽咪離婚應該跟邊個。]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGt8iK4T7k
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGOxG7fp8Y
我：[吓？咁跟邊個？]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZZYqXQin7
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyUAMMYDy5
囡：[跟媽咪就一定衣食無憂，跟老豆就…]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdIRXyvcwD
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvebRpLRuT
我：[喂！跟我好差咩？]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrmPxrMTh9
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVsvxqGw3x
囡：[唔係，雖然老豆啱傾，但係…食飯都緊要架。]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05JSJFaxTI
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTv2iq2hHF
我笑笑口話：[不孝呀妳。]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0r4feAclm
的而且確，如果有一日真係離婚，我連自己都攪唔掂重點照顧個囡。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc15WzL4n9e
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQN2pZ7AVVU
飲咗啖酒講：[放心啦，Daddy媽咪唔會離婚，的而且確婚姻唔係想像中咁完美，不過老外有一句說話，A ture relationship is two imperfect people refusing to give up on each other。]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mK54VKZFJ
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRm2eqpwB85
個女笑笑口話：[勁喎，識得講英文。]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuV4KCPu8u
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnscbFk2P4l
我：[妳咁睇小老豆呀。]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLk8QkUuVjb
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNZggOUK6h
個女拍住我膊頭講：[放心喎，我對男人無興趣，只會搵女朋友。]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4Q23zmplx
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgm36qff98
記得香港某出名風流有錢佬，唔知係唔係食女太多，所以有報應個女係les，207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMy8GcFWbrD
我都無食過女，但係點解都有個Les嘅女，不過算啦，都唔到我介意。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJS2Ml5NP0J
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMk2jdOxrOH
我：[妳開心就得啦，妳做乜Daddy都支持妳。]207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzf1YDLuYl
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7LNr3I60q
我地兩父女關係似朋友多D，咁樣佢先肯同我講心底說話。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LoixkCFMB
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtNap4FXYu
食完飯返到屋企，一開門已經見到老婆返咗呢。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnriFiHVRz
面濃濃坐係梳化望住部電視，睇怕又唔知邊個辣著佢。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdn1YQKqMZ
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~未完待續~207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8Gm7BE6RG
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