叫既唔係呂阿布，亦唔係夜來香，而係…481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GFBwj1BJu
堡主佢，佢及時跳左上台，救走左受傷既夜來香。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5OoSH4drj
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「堡主前輩，見笑喇，我冇心殺佢，只係佢一直打我左手，我最憎人蝦我隻左手，所以係有少少嬲，唔好意思。」呂阿布行埋台邊回應堡主。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmPvWiWjNi
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「睇黎現場都冇人再夠膽上台挑戰我喇喎，哈哈哈。」呂阿布又再狂言。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBQHs1GPz4
點知…481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbHpdj0AU0
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「你想挑戰我？」呂阿布問我。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhIRq0rqzh
「你戇鳩架？盲既都睇到我係俾人推上台啦。」我回應佢。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxcoGQcHLt
「你呃我，盲既根本冇可能睇到，所以我認定左你係想挑戰我喇，看招，橫戌點戍戊中空！」481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeiR1skgAw
佢都黐九線，無啦啦就開我拖，呢啖氣，我點忍呀！481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6aV7Q8016
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夜來香及頭回應。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkjBE9pA8E
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其實係因為就連呂阿布佢都唔介意俾我隊左支棍入佢口。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvEZNA3944
「仆街！食屎！」佢Lur返出黎再講。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YRrZugG9d
「屎你就食緊架喇，但係我身為打開J既巴打裡面既其中一份子，我就放過你隻左手啦！」481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiaNYbpiQv
之後我開始追住佢隻右手黎摳。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7Zz0VqON5
「巴打，我用隻右手打J仲多噃！」呂阿布求饒。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkI3Fngm06
我亦唔係講玩，唔知係咪D屎味影響，我真係火火地…481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1WNpSf5Rt
越打就越起勁，我直頭癲Q左咁不停摳佢D手腳…481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdLqaXV5bE
「人中丫拿！？呂布丫拿！？赤兔丫拿！？」481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RkJ2fKFNf
「丫吔！呂阿布呀！赤馬兔呀！唔好打呀！好痛呀！」481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTohCW28f0
「掃理老墓係！掃溝我興丫拿！」我繼續打。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsx6MXSqbm
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「九掃扇雲手？」台大有條友扮晒「GG為GG」咁款大嗌。 481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJCmT3qVsD
大嗌既係九鳥天天師佢，睇黎佢都識得我掃地僧師父。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbl8XRw0tae
正當我想一個重棍鋤埋去呂阿布度果陣…481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9lnHD15lC
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我眼前漆黑一片，究竟係咩招數咁犀利呢？481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qQUXJ7Shu
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「乜撚野呀？！菊花牌底褲！？」我喊殺咁嗌。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0QXugvPjg
「投降！」同時有人咁樣大嗌。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3adMy1pc93
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原來係九鳥天天師，佢幫呂阿布掟左條白色底褲出黎嗌投降。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrU4MAqQlE
之後呂阿布好聽話咁落左台，而我就隱若聽到天師佢咁講︰481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5STCsLQvL
「九掃神功唔係講笑架，最後兩式足以令人七孔流血而死，更甚者，可以當場蒸發。」481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AEr6o2eF4
乜原來師父既呢套神功犀利到咁架咩！？481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5hO7hwTvZ
「哈哈哈，厲害，厲害，請問仲有冇咩豪傑想挑戰呢位少英雄呀？」481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcauRORmrtP
堡主佢咁講，「少英雄」三個字當然係講緊我啦，呵呵。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MmtHLeO6B
「仲有冇？」堡主再問。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7rnsjwvDd
「不如等我黎薈吓你啦！」481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqiA1xG3Os
台下有個一身牛仔褸，牛仔褲，戴黑超既男人行左上黎。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQ3vhvqTKY
「貴客點稱呼？」堡主問。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjSS3CYLno
「Lannister！嘿手黨，Lannister！」戴超男回應。 481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0OV7laY7m
「佢好似自稱三合會成員播。」台下觀眾議論紛紛。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpO9HtXXBX
「嘿手黨既赤手殺人狂呀！」台下亦有人咁大嗌。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3W8TOPdpB
「小心呀！契弟！」481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaaoFrvqNF
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我台下既隊友替我擔心，但係…481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOUNA7wCGb
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自我聽到「嘿手黨」三個字之後，我就著左魔咁…481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNv8QQJ4Za
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如果大家仲記得既話，惠那佢就係俾嘿手黨既人蝦過架！481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9g2bzPcG2
「嘿！手！黨！丫 ~~~~~~ 蝦 ~ ！」481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNmZn6d6hC
我一棍漚左落地下！ (嘭 ~ ！)481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLR5GOaEJd
成個台當場散晒，變成粉末。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygauv0aNfF
(…) 全場人仕呆左不下十秒。1，2，3… ，之後第一個反應既係佢… 481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOu55Cpf0k
「對唔住，我借廁所架啫。」戴超男即刻咁講，仲走返出去。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpO4byuY3sV
「Eee…哈哈哈，咁就當係呢位少英雄贏架喇喎，都係時候食我個餐喇，大家請到後園入席，多謝大家。」堡主咁講。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvTFJWFWll
「呢招應該就係九掃神功既高級能力，估唔到呢條靚仔咁後生就有咁既功力，竟然真係可以將成個台打成粉碎。」九鳥天天師響台下講。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCu6w0GCjd
「子銘哥哥，你好勁呀！」惠那。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kngFgY4GV
「惠那…」我谷得太盡，有少少虛脫。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4CXcgXdYf
「睇黎佢頭先谷得好行喇，俾佢抖吓先啦。」百變怪咁講。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RNtE0KLPs
「嘩，不過真係好型棍。」屎忽。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qvgFiuauh
「抵我條J跟左你既！」賭撚。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxajsM4ugP8
「屌你丫，攪到周圍都係塵！」歸藏。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPhGoaavSM
「好心你講少句啦，唔係一陣你變做塵呀。」立花_宗茂。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3ugT665sx
之後，我攰到發生咩事都唔知喇，直接就暈左… 481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNL3Fk3gLpD
