「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡID8W23zXgP
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGm3wImz064
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我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLBRNIswrr
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我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZaf8CtfvQ
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一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8mfSLOzw1
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「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKgEM4bZEg
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我無奈之後，惟有慢慢試吓行近佢，不過我開始發覺…601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVf4Od00sqF
仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQXAqR6PC9
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnFH6SJ0Co
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmDxEpuDQC
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtn4R9kuKE2
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所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏，一吓就退後左三步。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJ9sdpnpgL
「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90ucHypzVF
佢冇回應我，而且仲…601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyzLsGQvUZ
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「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLKDEZsy2q
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACVBBkMLOs
但係第二時間…601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExjgI98vPj
就係屌柒佢，因為…601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZxWUvAKig
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtSm9Xm6kC
「攪乜撚野呀你？」601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGHiNLA4HP
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUH1rMUt2h
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQInFeA12qT
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhualRQcq7I
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uz1A4tgOJ
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuF17VKSgx7
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4K41EirQxX
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNa8yBDmaM
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBM2JXuQ4IA
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo65xmVplqA
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbbNytPrGi
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeq24bX5Zu
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzX4bgEhwS
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYxoDHKqoW
我仲飛左埋佢度。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCF7T8CEUID
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrxEEWCXIG
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVzKd6E4bJ
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYd8pYVJJa
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYuztTM7k8
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「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmgnnROYYm
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnhOgFcqSg
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「鬼叫你去訓唔采我呀！」601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8U43NHXPE
「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQmj68kZV0
「咩偷學呀？係屎忽佢明教我架！」601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dZONk5jjZ
「你呃佢教既。」601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfHz8rj5dO
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3lT78ox6t
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8l1uSf4vtY
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWk9lg71rJO
「仆你條街！」601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzs6AEpqqo
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFCjdmCPtz
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEYkJMEl2J
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxUeewo3fE
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFgtXlq7M5
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBp6P9Wx3w
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28Z0Bpz3tg
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「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」601Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVbxcxb32G
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