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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣，唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhJ9JVFrWc
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91PFp92INu
總之你出聲就鬧你駁嘴狡辯，你唔出聲就鬧你做乜唔出聲，真係好難服侍。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIqzQ9x8eD
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaf8TyswttC
做咗咁多年老婆奴當然識得點面對呢D情況啦。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIumLTdCol
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmbOGH0VGM
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多，無錯就係同太監一樣。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5COWob9Yd
我：[皇…唔係，老婆…妳唔係要OT咩？]285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAwaYQaq7n
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皇…唔係，老婆連望都無望我一眼講：[唔好提啦，明明約好都可以甩底。]285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvWfLIVt36
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當我想返入房時。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9u9inukHO
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老婆：[你地啱啱落街食野呀？]285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKei15ZNDZ
仆街啦…285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8SeLMGmXu
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我：[係…呀…]285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFV1ALl95D6
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我：[哦…重可以食乜丫，咪樓下茶記囉。]285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuE1J1iXax
如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡps028Jxavl
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wV77Duoz7
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7olMV0cSyk
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老婆望一望碗麵即刻話：[無菜嘅？]285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QRZJLUSq6
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老婆：[我咪話平日要食多D菜健康D囉，唉…算啦，唔洗啦。]285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsV4j9RXC6
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx24t1Zj6rf
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWOugnzMVn
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Dh3NlKGWv
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEVD5lK9Eh
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDn9vJe3SW4
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義 它不會扭轉分開的心意…]285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7jmK2UImX
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQRR8tsWEQ
唉，又乜呀…285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LbHc1JXYj
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fw43syBXW
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老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWi8WnT8FT8
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係唔係玩野呀…285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkCqCoqSUd
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvW5jR6LsFB
我：[我無買mirror D碟喎。]285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEygPaucrS
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老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFekzhta8Y
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjXWLN2czt
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Kvi9BbpCx
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjA88d9dQRS
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0ehtHStO0
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樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIE2DjvUBIc
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTwbJv3uOK
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88kaS5hUDE
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樂敏：【好一般。】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1n8XAsvV9
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSVRhpIE1y
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNT8ByVIrh6
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXEYwVwoPF
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樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosCgVwavGT
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uyQykLOMK
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0US6DR3Jt6
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaP8AF6H1O7
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0clxYoHtZ
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5tZgQEM6e
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWil6VAg5s9
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPadopJMZe
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gRaVe7ab2
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我：【吓…】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWS8eFb9bl
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KHHG7qXF8
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBA33vyXqJ5
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwv63ZM6VS
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4Sbm2eQ68
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXApMl7yZ9x
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLApgK3YNo
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiULi2bo3a
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7W2OFENLpv
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrfdF0LXtl
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKJG3KlRKA
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樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6aKhr5Xyz
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYB4zmuPYP
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBHVTafBVl
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGj8pjZ4xz
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrSqp1Ng54
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnPPAaApx7
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUk3fCj0gY6
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樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlRYPoyH9a
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23Byune3T5
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNGgEybyKk
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樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF355V6EpFf
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEtFF3kvRh
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9BigOdUST
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我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUgSHjAqpw
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdx1Iykk3J
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQMqf32zUF
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGLUc5DoXp
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樂敏：【嗯。】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxghq0cllq
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuNkc2ZMcJ
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPhVVGJ8y1
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLs1HdMSmOI
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我：【咁佢現在點？】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPFX2ZKtsG
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZ88edWb6g
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylIDehYueI
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lCTzJBx43
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtm3pelojqQ
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuExOWeYe16
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPjoee4ze7
咁又係麵包與愛情，根本無選擇。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbsCKrNkNq
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlyxVuYt6j
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMGa7zCbFm
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53KFiMlZ0g
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RJeg6Fvcj
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7uIT8U145
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLB680Ys3xF
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrb5062T7R
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCN7EuErWI
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我：【我有約過妳睇戲架，不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsLK5myBMU
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OwYsK7MU6
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOt8XcnFxHp
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5WtGenYdo
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4AcBorpWmn
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6Ls7IlCPO
呢句說話係唔係暗示緊D乜野？
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