第五回 幾分傷心幾分痴232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7EblNI4Zs
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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣，唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvYSBtdGA2
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyd6Ov9ij5R
總之你出聲就鬧你駁嘴狡辯，你唔出聲就鬧你做乜唔出聲，真係好難服侍。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9ccF36pTq
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXxbeJhgOW
做咗咁多年老婆奴當然識得點面對呢D情況啦。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QZbu4l1La
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX12QQK5O6U
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多，無錯就係同太監一樣。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6TJMs1rx0
我：[皇…唔係，老婆…妳唔係要OT咩？]232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiPDz9UsLX
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皇…唔係，老婆連望都無望我一眼講：[唔好提啦，明明約好都可以甩底。]232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZeUmkqnle
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我：[呢D人真過份，咁…妳食咗野未呀？]232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAelpAmnyy
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老婆：[食唔落呀。]232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeLgbaKq0O
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我：[咁…休息下先囉。]232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyv9hAEnfQF
當我想返入房時。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1q0fUNxts
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老婆：[你幫我煮個餐蛋麵。]232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAvMy8sLbk
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我：[好…我現在即刻煮。]232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJreaAsgc21
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老婆：[你地啱啱落街食野呀？]232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodL1haad9w
仆街啦…232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJjefmrvnk
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我：[係…呀…]232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25JyuSjouF
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老婆：[食乜呀？]232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHLoAsdXra
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我：[哦…重可以食乜丫，咪樓下茶記囉。]232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68Ynsw7pGn
如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZw99ssvr0
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GarlIZ4c7
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QnzsNU1G7
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老婆望一望碗麵即刻話：[無菜嘅？]232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2bPrCARBl
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我：[吓…妳想食菜呀？我…即刻煮。]232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lXhOYtozK
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老婆：[我咪話平日要食多D菜健康D囉，唉…算啦，唔洗啦。]232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLfDlArDuc
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzzuZPv9Bb
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCjKsOp5WT
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSAuhXrFEg
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡet1jcCMA3B
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvHREsgQ76
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義 它不會扭轉分開的心意…]232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkF1rk8eZr
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8twahVZLO4
唉，又乜呀…232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsXeNer7Q3
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KFXUHXCih
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老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMj5s4Yp9J
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係唔係玩野呀…232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEfHyXRpJV
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorXJk9biA8
我：[我無買mirror D碟喎。]232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvKvRYaSmR
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老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SCEU8Z61F
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3iLWKVwbbZ
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6iRlW3qbv
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZZdOLuM24
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dQ1dGkTpJ
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樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvD7Tzts5N
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOi4yxw6Ri
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3xTHg6kbM
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樂敏：【好一般。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5vnM2GStq
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2V41bjxJq
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCBPYFTIdL
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZYblNQWhZ
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樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsWxh8ZTQq
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANOqraElti
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqpimfregZ
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuWltXYnRz
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRpcgrAGqO
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDlEqzzCrv
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1uqVvvrfA
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiP88AA7y7J
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6H3umtMRz
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我：【吓…】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjB0VPdOzWN
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJoP7eXhhT
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6HECHPqKH
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMr6U2ByyN
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Jd7zpyOcP
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaJI9NzAGE
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Mx1T2KzWb
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhokXVFxID3
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtw4yOgxC0u
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmMKJ1497Y
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzMTEEIoE3
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樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjePd8YHPj
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuKrFn4kbA
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFkRk3dcfb
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZDnog6f8O
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtkySKTNuo
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEtTv3GIy0
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzazIHLCdL
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樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfNrxuaQRf
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDBOCa2Ixs
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNULbCfnBYK
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樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5zttrfKZD
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHmMqrZ4j6
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1qmGBN5XS
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我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpC7VTWkS9W
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfDDrS3U8O
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJF5LF2uDwE
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOCDbYQDLn
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樂敏：【嗯。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMNUqzS8TW
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQQKpJs7OU
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hinf4b5SZ
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfV9x5tbYA
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我：【咁佢現在點？】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHy2p7PrUw
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5mWq0bucz
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZMKTz95Ci
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sQ1Vkp32e
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCwaLhcK8Q
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9Pt6psEwn
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfhfKikdlw
咁又係麵包與愛情，根本無選擇。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTA5Xu2cGIn
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2x3hEOq4Fc
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3YYFtoe4F
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPjZSypXis
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8nRV1QvLg
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HeJLKaema
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRipxMoM31
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKvLMLs42Z
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSNuiPCzgC
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我：【我有約過妳睇戲架，不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvarnJ2ijlx
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQxFpc7qT4
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmcYD3bvpw
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOR6FIxEpux
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVy0SVzWnLW
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigOXaR6kg5
呢句說話係唔係暗示緊D乜野？
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