「佢地鬼係小矮人呀？擺明就係藍精靈！」句號咁講。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwDJ0EwbrV
睡彭無奈，但係…604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVQpa9nfQT
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同下面班藍精靈一模一樣既生物出現左響我地旁邊，不過佢係紅色既。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4nxqBpSyq
「你係邊位呀？」侍女問。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7swMuc14PG
「叫我紅色小矮人啦。」604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYlJcITDH2
「咁你響度做乜呀？」句號問。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZegThYmZG0
「同你地一樣。」604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83Ye8CBBaM
「你又知道我地做乜？」睡彭問。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3w18qIv1L
「想攞返自己屋企，岩唔岩？」紅色小矮人反問。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zApo2515v
「犀利，你點解知既？」侍女問。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcu2vkyA5z9
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之後紅色小矮人好專心望住坡下既藍精靈。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwvaRMG0VK
我睇得出佢應該都係同睡彭一樣，俾呢班藍精靈佔領過屋企。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcanaTPn0b
「你係咪想攞返自己屋企？」紅色小矮人突然咁問。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAM5garIaf
睡彭呆呆地，但係總算及左頭回應係。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapA3QIP322
「你想要暴力定係武力？」紅色小矮人再問。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjA5kYlWEnJ
「有分別咩？」睡彭問。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiGUuqLV96
「暴力就靠你自己，武力就靠你班朋友。」604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBqKaBeGU1
「咁你呢？」604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFsI5FNYMq
「講野最緊要有牙力，我幫你出牙力。」604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhS89DRHAR7
「擺明就係精人出口，笨人出手，講明先，我唔幫拖架。」句號蹺起雙手咁講。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtikqH4ULR
「咁…我地幫唔幫呀？猥瑣哥哥。」侍女問我。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcwWXk09LR
「為人為到底，送佛送老西。」我回應佢。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGC9OIzzxjx
「咁就好喇，多謝你地。」睡彭咁講。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmX6UzTkhV9
半小時之後…604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHoq1aYp3x
… (我地仲等待緊時機)604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVTC0JBxcV
「做乜你地仲唔出手呀？又話幫我拎返屋企既？」睡彭問。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NyPUv1zpD
「我話為人為到底，你係熊，我冇諗過幫你。」我回應佢。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWfWk6seQG
睡彭有D嬲，但係懦弱既佢都係發唔到火…604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TMCfrVmEF
「丫！好痛呀！攪咩呀？」睡彭大嗌。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuu9jNSyjqe
原來係侍女佢無啦啦抆佢D毛。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcAdA7N0Zn
「你地D招數太低John喇，要攪到佢暴走唔係咁既。」句號咁講。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFo187PSSVj
「咁你又有咩高招呀？」紅色小矮人挑佢機。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZDXpinbIQ
「彭睡！」句號叫佢。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksVJgRpZPy
「彭帥打網球架！我叫睡彭呀！咩事呀？」睡彭回應。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEFWjG66Ds
「你係咪男人？」句號問佢。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGLer8PXDc
「如假包換！」睡彭回應。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPzmUHtat6
「男人可以換咩？」侍女問。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4buTddFMHe
「玩女人。」我回應。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2F9aTKIba
「唔好講廢話住，你地知唔知男人最驟忌係咩？」句號問。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDwL33WWVI
紅色小矮人笑左一下，指住自己頂帽。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaySnJDlQ5b
之後句號再問︰604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjpFhycrot
「彭睡，你有冇鍾意既人呀？」604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNxCrMIZvV
「愛人就冇，不過我好鍾意三上悠亞！」睡彭回應。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BMIxO4RQX
「邊個黎架？」侍女問。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5bPQ8yrLj
「奧斯卡得獎者。」睡彭答。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdl7IfMl1P
「奧斯卡得獎者！？唔係Brie Larson咩？」侍女回應。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsc47VG1zco
「AV奧斯卡。」睡彭答覆。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8aautzIJu0
「咁…佢…我屌！AV女優好似講唔通帽事噃！」句號R爆頭大嗌。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTJHFUQfzY
「車！我仲以為你幾有計添。」紅色小矮人鄙視句號。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOePJz8lOD
「不如等我黎丫。」我好似諗到方法幫佢。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1UNFJrT5Q
「睡彭，三上悠亞俾人點攪你會發嬲呀？」我再問。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDpRDO5Vi5
「點攪牙牙牙牙牙？我諗唔到呀。」睡彭回應。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcoTCwWrF5
「例如，俾人強姦呢？」侍女問。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxhZtyznPA
「正呀！」睡彭回應。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCxIcTrNG3
「輪姦呢？」紅色小矮人問。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cX8EgHkGT
「仲正呀！」睡彭回應。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqSOgLWTWs
「雞姦呢？」我手上面隻火雞問。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNHZJWo8Jd
「三上悠亞女人黎架！不過如果你係講緊…嘻嘻，都好似幾正噃！」睡彭回應。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLj7lGfXE8
「龜姦呢？」句號問。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaYbE6RIXc
我忍唔住一腳就踢開左佢，「識唔識架？！」，之後問︰604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuf9VC06a0
「近親相姦，母子相姦，甚至…我唔講喇，果D呢？」我問。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyI6OmsqEEh
「邊D呀？即使係觸手果D我都好接受噃！」睡彭回應。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0rBrWVSoT
「猥瑣！」侍女鄙視睡彭。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAXx6gmueU
「咁我諗到點樣你會發嬲喇！」我大嗌。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtX0AxK9uL8
「點樣呀？」大家一齊問。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyDC0i58XS
「三上悠亞拍熟女系列！」句號亂入，之後俾我再一腳踢左去大西洋。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDB7DC0Fgm
而我就正正經經咁樣講：604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHM3wRadDm
「好消息！三上悠亞從良！退休喇！」我大嗌。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3m21yYiISU
(哇哇丫丫丫！) 睡彭即刻好似黐左線咁。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMFDxPMk6b
「呢次到我伸人喇！落去啦，彭睡！」句號大叫。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFVYjYztnL
之後一腳伸左發左神經既睡彭落去山坡…604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5F76AszdiZ
睇黎搶唔搶得返屋企，就要睇下佢自己既造化喇。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zTlR5qG8x
(哇哇丫丫丫！)604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklvuL2bNqH
睡彭瘋狂亂衝亂撞…604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjF3ELQjQl
而藍精靈就竟然…604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWN9DAvJ7V
「熊出沒注意！藍精液準備，發炮！」604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVckQPsDOR
佢地異常地冷靜，仲要好有系統咁處理。 604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYMnEQtOjV
