Derek
"Lisa think she's pregnant!" I yelled impatiently.
The room grew quiet as all eyes zoned in on their target. Me. Shifting uncomfortably I tapped my foot, trying to ease some of the tension.
"I mean, who the fuck does she think she is? She messaged me out of the blue, that it was an emergency. When I went all the way over there, she has the heart to tell me that she thinks she's pregnant. Do you know what she did after that? She went and plan a fucking appointment for next week Friday!"
Not waiting on a response, I poured a shot, tilting my head back, I allowed the warm liquid to burn the back of my throat as it went down. "I mean, she didn't even set it for tomorrow nor this Friday but all the way at Next Week! A whole fucking week from now!"
After throwing back another shot yet again, the glass was slammed on the coffee table with a thud. Feeling a mixture of emotions taking over I whined, "My mom's gonna freak."
"Cathy's gonna be upset," Brandon added.
"Fuck!" I groaned resting my head in my hands.
"So, when did you find out?" Ryan tuned in.
"Friday night." Not bothering to pour another shot I just turned the bottle to my head.
"Wow! It's Wednesday and you haven't blabbered to Cathy yet? Damn man! I'm proud of you," Brandon stated amused.
"Yeah! Well, I feel like shit. I've been avoiding her ever since and trust me, it's like.....like freaking mission impossible."
Ryan chuckled grabbing the whiskey bottle then flopped down next to me. "You'll get through this. You just keep doing what you're doing until next week, when the big news comes out."
"Is it me or did this motherfucker didn't pay attention in Sex Ed classes?" Brandon questioned sarcastically.
"Oh, I took every fucking precaution. I brought my own condoms, tested and threw out the used ones....all of them... Once it pertains to condoms, I always do the dirty work...always."
"Shit!" Brandon snickered.
Feeling emotionally drained, I slouched on the couch while tilting my head to rest on the back. "Yeah, well I thought I was being cautious. But apparently, I wasn't cautious enough and now Cathy's gonna kill me."
"Fuck!" My two friends chimed in.
"I think am kinda lost here." Adrian sat on a chair backward resting his elbows on the back observing the three of us.
"Well," Ryan started, "Cathy is his best friend—"
"That he's in love with," Brandon added.
"—And Lisa is the woman he's fucking at the moment," Ryan finished.
With the vague explanation, Adrian still looked a tad confused so Brandon tried to fill in the blanks. "He's in love with Cathy but she doesn't want a relationship. So he screws around with older women to fill the space until she's ready to start something more than just friendship—"
"—But now the plans gonna be fucked if this Lisa chick...ah woman is pregnant," Adrian finished clearly getting an understanding of the situation.
"Yes!" Brandon praised. "I like this guy, he's quick."
"Wow!" Adrian stated astonished.
"Yeah, this is some Jerry Springer shit," I joined in dryly.
Laughter blasted around the room.
"So, how's Lisa doing?" Adrian asked concerned.
"I don't know. I've been avoiding her like the plague." I sighed. "But she best believes that I'll be there at that fucking doctor's appointment. I wanna see everything that goes on.....down to the dotting of the I's on the paper. Cause if she's pregnant she best believes that I'm gonna take that kid as it pops."
"You're an asshole," Brandon confirmed dryly.
"Tell me something I don't know....that woman is crazy. I definitely don't want her corrupting my kid."
"Yeah, I hear you loud and clear on that one," Ryan sympathized.
"So you got it all figured out then?" Adrian asked.
I swallowed a feeling of sadness that threatened to take over. "I wish I did...I really wished."
"Please tell me it gets better?" Brandon looked to Adrian pleadingly.
He cleared his throat. "Well life's still a bitch, but if it makes you guys feel any better I've got a date this Friday."
"Nice!" Brandon cheered. "I told you I like this guy."
Laughing, Ryan gleamed, "Moved here not even a month yet and you caught a fish in the net. This calls for a celebration!"
Forcing a smile, I tried not to be a spoiler of happy news. Though deep down I just wanted to see Cathy. I don't think she'll ever forgive me if Lisa's pregnant. My whole life would turn out to be one big cluster fuck.
"Hey, everything's gonna work out fine, whether Lisa's pregnant or not. But for now, you're gonna keep your eyes on the prize," Ryan encouraged. "So we're gonna celebrate Adrian's achievement by getting drunk. Then we're gonna wake up with a killer hangover tomorrow, get long shouting lectures from coach. You know why? Because coming next week Saturday nothing else matters but being out on that field, winning that championship. And you know we can't do it without you, right?"
"I know," I agreed, nodding.
He slapped my shoulder. "Good!"
"Awe! Don't they make the perfect couple," Brandon cooed in a sing-song voice.
"Yeah, I know but you know what would be even more awesome? If we had a threesome baby!" Ryan teased back.
Adrian stood. "In that case, I'll just hit the road."
"That's not gonna happen so sit down, Adrian. You know why, Ryan?" He waved his hand over his body seductively while rotating his hips. "Cause you can't handle this."
God, save me now!
Clapping my hands, I also stood to rectify the situation. "Ooohkay! Brandon, save some for the ladies, and let's get this party started!"
"Whoooh! Now that's what I'm talking about! Cap'ain is back!" He cheered.
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Damn! I gotta love my friends.
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