"Batman Versus Beetlejuice" is a screenplay written by James Jared Wells for the movie "Beetlejuice", where it was proposed that Beetlejuice knock Batman into a pool of hippopotamuses.
For comic book publisher Jim Lee's art for "Beetlejuice: The Wedding Invitation" magazine #5, Wells scripted the screenplay's last two pages.
Another script came around for a possible sequel: "Batgirl vs. Beetlejuice", with the Batgirl story's setting at Gotham Hall, possibly to be linked with "Batman Returns", thus introducing Batgirl to Beetlejuice in the middle of a wedding reception (Beeberjuice was briefly mentioned in the "Batman Returns" storyline, and it's revealed in the "Batman/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" comic book that he was an accomplice to Rita Repulsa and her army).
The plot involved a "dreaded beast" of some kind (that was either Batman or Beetlejuice) that would eat Batman's cape.
Batman was thrown into a pool of hippopotamuses, while Beetlejuice was caught by a guard.
It was eventually abandoned after the idea of using DC Comics characters was deemed unfeasible.
A brat tween girl find a perfect temporary dad for Father and daughter dance annual at Middle East School. But, there is a serious problem with his small size and height chart.
Igor wakes up in a abandoned house full of killers. As Igor joins the bad guys, he begins having memories of his past.
This is a short story I recently wrote for a magazine that got rejected so I'm going to put it on here and Writing.com. I would appreciate any criticism so I can approve.
The story is about the first time our current idea of death took a life.
In this world monsters and creatures of myth are real and when they were reveled to the world by a certain event, the world governments united to eliminate this threat and at the end of this brutal conflict most creatures were killed, the others were enslaved or studied. The enslaved had only one job and that is to kill the ones left in the world, the old gods.
At the current time the few gods left are on isolated islands. The world government sent ships to the locations and each of them has a team of 5 mythics to kill the gods on the islands. On one of those ships in addition to the mythics, there is a boy drafted into this military operation by his grandfather named Hashi.
A spirited, independent young girl and a sensitive young boy meet as schoolmates and grow to love and confound each other into young adulthood.
The title of the screenplay is "The Fling". Conceptually, it's "When Harry Met Sally" meets "Boyhood".
Following the death of her mother, Constance Hopkins and her widowed father relocate from South Carolina to the Pacific Northwest in 1979. At her new school she meets and befriends classmate Samhain "Sam" Shake, although the friendship gets off to a rocky start. Through interactions with friends and family throughout their childhood and adolescence in the 1980's, Constance and Sam eventually fall in love and become high school sweethearts, but religious differences and Sam's pressuring Constance to have sex put a strain on the relationship which culminates in a crisis and an eventual opportunity for mutual emotional growth.
A Lost in Space/Ark IIcrossover fanfic series by Paul Robison (2nd part done in script form.
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The Kingdom is no longer the only place to reside. An earthquake has opened a previously inaccessible pass that leads to a new land. Settlers flock to this new land and establish a Freedom Springs; a place where dreams of fortune can come true. For many those dreams become nightmares. Unruly road agents, demented reverends, crooked governors, Magic using gunslingers and demons straight from hell roam the lands. And the indigenous elves of the new found land have other ideas about what is going to happen to the settlers of Freedom Springs. Before the end everyone will get their fill of blood, bullets and black magic.
A collection of short scripts, most of which are not entirely serious.