Hey I just had this weird thought that if we can speak animal language and we want to know what poop tastes like, we can just simply ask the koala babies!! Sorry if this is too gross for you but I mean it'll be grosser to taste poop yourself.
Most of my friends are weird, it's just that the weirdness ranges from "Okay...that's a strange person" to "OMG my eyes are blinded forever". well maybe not that exaggerated.