呢日陽光燦爛,天氣晴朗。143Please respect copyright.PENANAP79U2KI9Zq
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神咁早我起身刷牙洗臉,跟住由淺水灣揸車嚟到大嶼山。143Please respect copyright.PENANAS3zXebGc1b
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之前Samuel話好多人爭崩頭,爭住嚟見個台灣高僧,本身我係唔信,點知嚟到現場,見場面好似嘉年華咁墟冚,先知原來條友無吹水。143Please respect copyright.PENANAlEN4GcOUDz
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成間禪寺塞滿人,打曬蛇餅,條隊排到去禪寺牌樓出面。143Please respect copyright.PENANAscyIIHAERQ
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到處人山人海,我搵極都搵唔到Samuel,好在對方咁啱打電話過嚟揾我。143Please respect copyright.PENANAvMQ86dKNbw
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佢形容左一下自己身處嘅位置,我按住佢嘅指示,過去搵佢。143Please respect copyright.PENANADlUmFi6A0H
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「傑傑!呢度呀!」143Please respect copyright.PENANAsb5uL7i1DZ
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行到去大雄寶殿前附近嘅空地,見到Samuel向我揮手。143Please respect copyright.PENANAhyCmoZ4SJe
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條友孭住一個大背囊,搭埋帳篷,十足十人地去行山露營咁。143Please respect copyright.PENANAp7zIJbuOyk
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「咁晏架,差啲以為你訓過龍唔知醒。」143Please respect copyright.PENANAxZqoa4OVN2
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「依家先十點渣喎,都唔算晏啦。」我望一望錶回答。143Please respect copyright.PENANA9Tw89fAJSh
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之後我問佢:「話時話,你條友真係從前日開始排?」143Please respect copyright.PENANAbAKmHReGo8
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「係呀,我拎埋帳篷、gas爐、睡袋、電筒通宵嚟排架。」143Please respect copyright.PENANAJTcG7QtTJ8
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「你咁早嚟排隊都排到咁後?」143Please respect copyright.PENANAFZOwO3aZd1
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「都話左個大師好有料,所以咪咁多人爭住排隊嚟見佢。」143Please respect copyright.PENANApSn7NPgX15
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「真係咁把炮?」我半信半疑。143Please respect copyright.PENANAyRLtfdSEjy
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「嗯嗯,不過啱先主辦方話見面時間,淨係去到下晝兩點,家下都十點幾,前面條隊仲係咁長,我驚會排唔到我地,可能隨時截龍都未定。」143Please respect copyright.PENANALjr7Gkh8Kg
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Samuel呢頭講完,嗰頭就有兩個和尚埋嚟截龍。143Please respect copyright.PENANA2U5oKJd3GD
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好彩,啱啱好截到排喺我地後面嘅人。143Please respect copyright.PENANAFOmoHyLiCT
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「下?唔係呀嘛?」「我好早嚟排架喎!咁都唔俾入?」「係囉!有無搞錯!」143Please respect copyright.PENANAZr4GLEERG5
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排唔到入去嘅人非常鼓譟。143Please respect copyright.PENANAj9nuc7PbPP
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Samuel則感到慶幸:「好彩我識得早啲嚟排隊,如果唔係就無機會見到大師,我係咪好醒目呀?」143Please respect copyright.PENANAwOZmtF3Tnb
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「Er...係呀,叻啦叻啦。」我隨口附和幾句。143Please respect copyright.PENANAZEGFdavYIQ
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排喺我地前面條隊好長,目測至少有百幾人,都唔知要等幾耐先輪得到。143Please respect copyright.PENANAbwXImTmxBK
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附近燒香嗰啲煙周不時攻埋嚟,再加上天時暑熱,隔籬又無遮無掩,齋企喺度都覺辛苦。143Please respect copyright.PENANAnGmq1cGwW3
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「傑傑,你額頭流曬汗,不如我幫抹下?」Samuel拎紙巾想幫我抹汗。143Please respect copyright.PENANAN8TJ8nnNO7
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「唔洗咁勞煩,我自己嚟得啦。」我拎過對方手上嘅紙巾,印一印額頭上嘅汗水。143Please respect copyright.PENANAMtz947u3ob
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排左二十分鐘左右,我開始有啲不耐煩:「點解條隊好似無郁過咁嘅?有無Fast Pass直接入去唔洗等呀?」143Please respect copyright.PENANAIq1hy6MWK2
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「你當呢度係迪士尼咩,俾啲耐性啦。」143Please respect copyright.PENANAsxq2HAmYxq
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「咁大約仲要等幾耐?」我問。143Please respect copyright.PENANABI0TLODx9J
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「我諗等多一個鐘就輪到架啦。」佢答。143Please respect copyright.PENANA3gDJamsFIa
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結果,我地一等就等左三個幾鐘。
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等到頸都長,終於入到去。143Please respect copyright.PENANATKfTVh71nh
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大殿之內莊嚴堂皇,令人不禁肅然起敬。143Please respect copyright.PENANAaEG35zhNey
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一個身穿和尚袍嘅中年大叔,帶我地嚟到慧真大師面前。143Please respect copyright.PENANAdaz8ObUnnn
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大師就坐喺大殿中央,雙目閉合,雙腿盤坐於蒲團之上,背後有三尊金色佛像。143Please respect copyright.PENANAu02kNodhol
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佢年紀睇落七八十歲,臉上佈滿皺紋,下巴留左執好長嘅羊咩鬚。143Please respect copyright.PENANAnNhpgRVOJI
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「你地有咩難題需要慧真大師指點迷津,請不妨直說。」帶路嘅中年和尚對我地講。143Please respect copyright.PENANAElSmUWjxko
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我乾咳兩聲,清一清喉嚨,然後一口氣將自己人生最大嘅煩惱,講出嚟俾大師聽。143Please respect copyright.PENANA42sliddIFR
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聽完我嘅故事,對方無任何反應,亦無任何動靜。143Please respect copyright.PENANALNBkVXGV56
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「大師,請問我咁嘅情況,係咪因為中左詛咒?係嘅話你有無辦法幫我解決?」我追問。143Please respect copyright.PENANAJF1WVtRKa6
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對方依然粒聲唔出,都唔知有無聽到我講嘢。143Please respect copyright.PENANAyRtL5sIaFg
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「條友係咪訓q左,都無反應嘅?」我細細聲問Samuel。143Please respect copyright.PENANAv0hmBO5vQW
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「我諗你最好將頭先講嘅嘢,用國語翻譯一次。」143Please respect copyright.PENANA0RdsWXNmse
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係啵!對方係從台灣嚟,咁我應該講國語先啱。143Please respect copyright.PENANAIcB0vyHs9y
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就正當我要開口,想用國語重新講一次之際,突然耳邊聽到一把低沉嘅國語男聲。143Please respect copyright.PENANApWNpQLwXsC
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「你之所以一直無法跟女子交合,並非因為中了詛咒,而是涉及到你上輩子許下的一個承諾。」143Please respect copyright.PENANA6FZ3uZq0jB
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Samuel即刻望過嚟,似乎佢都聽到呢把聲。143Please respect copyright.PENANArIqHlyz02I
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我同佢都嚇左跳,因為在場連埋個中年和尚一共四個人,無一個人開口講緊嘢。143Please respect copyright.PENANAKuM9bDKB0a
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咁啲聲喺邊度傳嚟...143Please respect copyright.PENANAESVT3N5LAe
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「不用驚訝,我是你們眼前的慧真大師,我正在使用傳心之術跟你們對話。」143Please respect copyright.PENANAzRmaCRniJC
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嘩!143Please respect copyright.PENANAR1zuYXbQUY
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呢下有啲意想不到,眼前呢個高僧居然識得隔空傳話!143Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5P9ZCea4p
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照咁睇佢唔似係啲呃神騙鬼嘅神棍,睇嚟堅係有料到。143Please respect copyright.PENANALFNiE8BeY4
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「大師,你頭先講嘅嘢係咩意思?我唔係好明白,可唔可以解釋一下?」我心急追問。
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慧真大師氣定神閒,用傳心術耐心解答我嘅疑問:143Please respect copyright.PENANAokFsG06OhQ
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「上輩子的你曾在愛人面前許下誓言,如果有下一輩子的話,你也只會和她在一起,也只愛她一個人,而且絕不會碰其他女人,而這個誓言延續到了今生,導致了你無法和別的女人交合。」143Please respect copyright.PENANAHD4Z6ePk6G
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我一邊聽一邊搲頭:「你意思係上一世我發左個誓,令到我呢世淨係可以同一條女一齊,仲唔可以搞第二啲女人?」143Please respect copyright.PENANAYVOs1R8x5Y
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「沒錯。」143Please respect copyright.PENANAt4WOBvEGKF
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「咁…咁點解會有嗰道貞操力場嘅出現?」143Please respect copyright.PENANA1bepcVZEnp
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「你所說的那一股無形力量,是為了防止你破壞誓言而存在的。」143Please respect copyright.PENANAtA3Yhf0YNp
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「下?咁都得?」143Please respect copyright.PENANAdlzwxmAolg
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「如果我沒錯的話,這應該是你的一段宿世姻緣,命運安排了你這輩子,只能和那個命定的女人在一起。」143Please respect copyright.PENANAzfFN9sP8hD
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「咁嗰個女人係咩人嚟架?點解佢仲未出現嘅?如果佢一直都唔出現,咁我咪成世要做青頭仔?」我一口氣再追問。143Please respect copyright.PENANA5b3TfPdhsp
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慧真大師無即時回應,沉默左一分鐘後,好簡短咁回答左幾隻字:「她會出現的。」143Please respect copyright.PENANANvDQpaT5cX
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「咁係幾時?同埋條女個樣係點架…」143Please respect copyright.PENANA9aCXLB2uHI
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「唔好意思,時間已經到,今日嘅見面會要到此為止。」個中年和尚突然打斷我嘅反言,並請我地離開。143Please respect copyright.PENANAc4Wh8MTvml
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「但係我未問完嘢...」143Please respect copyright.PENANA5Lk47H8b6D
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「對唔住,我地呢個見面會嘅時間,規定左係下晝兩點完,依家已經夠鐘。」143Please respect copyright.PENANAzQMMLI6DD2
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「咁可唔可以加鐘?我仲有問題想問大師。」我請求延長見面時間。143Please respect copyright.PENANA4zbWwJwNpv
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個中年和尚卻堅決拒絕:「首先,我地今次個見面會係免費嘅,大師同你地係因緣而會,第二就係時間已經到,大師亦都要休息,所以麻煩請兩位離開。」143Please respect copyright.PENANAWSXXYgBLJ2
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講完,對方就叫保安入嚟,請我地出去。143Please respect copyright.PENANA0FFJPy3aAE
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咁嘅情況之下,我同Samuel只能乖乖離開大殿。143Please respect copyright.PENANAEwsXJLZp6q
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等左三個幾鐘,見面見得連十分鐘都無。143Please respect copyright.PENANA2PEsVg90me
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好在叫做有收穫,至少我終於知道自己一直屌唔到閪嘅原因。