當林程宇回到現場時,鹿洋還在與朋友們聊著天。79Please respect copyright.PENANAMVINUoS6At
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「在聊什麼?」林程宇上面一手環著鹿洋的腰,微笑的問。79Please respect copyright.PENANA1wUckEG5iZ
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鹿洋抬頭,臉頰泛著紅,半瞇著桃花眼,呵呵地笑著:「你來啦?」79Please respect copyright.PENANA0W5LlwgiYM
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林程宇的瞳孔瞬間黯淡下來。79Please respect copyright.PENANAbd0M37ElJ7
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“自爆”事件後,林程宇便知道鹿洋不僅酒量不好,酒品更糟。所以平時餐會上,林程宇都會限制飲酒。79Please respect copyright.PENANA9z4dKKsFTa
但今天畢竟是個喜慶的場合,林程宇不想拂了他的興致,便睜隻眼閉隻眼。79Please respect copyright.PENANAqwaafSPOf7
只是沒想到,他才離開不到半小時,這位老兄就把自己灌醉了……79Please respect copyright.PENANAcQdMWvwD21
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「我們正在聊你呢!八卦一下夫夫相處之道!」其中一個女生眨了眨眼。79Please respect copyright.PENANA8m1A2Kxw1s
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「是阿,我們很好奇!鹿洋到底是做了什麼才抱得男神歸!」旁邊的人附合著。79Please respect copyright.PENANAlyUdDjX2Xz
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「林程宇阿……不就是我用幾百元換來的老公。」79Please respect copyright.PENANAWCPxtLgapY
鹿洋一臉得意的呵呵笑,手搭上了林程宇的肩,另一隻空閒的手還不忘拍著林程宇臉頰。79Please respect copyright.PENANAr0vAax2vUy
「怎樣?是不是很便宜吧?」79Please respect copyright.PENANATZC75VfV5d
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鹿洋此舉,震驚了在場數名友人。79Please respect copyright.PENANAEW9UxxiKAI
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林程宇性情雖好,但他可不是軟柿子阿!79Please respect copyright.PENANA8nojzvWqx3
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他們記得,學生時期的林程宇人紅是非多,總會有那麼幾個特別登門來挑釁。79Please respect copyright.PENANArDOIR8MIkq
林程宇本來不理會,但對方卻以為他是害怕,於是膽大了起來,甚至動手推了他。結果被林程宇按在牆上磨擦,揍到對方求饒。聽說後來請了一星期的假,躲在家裡休養,回校時臉上還依稀有傷痕……79Please respect copyright.PENANARll2BamsmY
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當年光是被推了一下就把人揍到親媽都認不得了,這次可是直接被打臉了!79Please respect copyright.PENANAmWGl9tEqbU
傷害雖不高,但侮辱性極強阿!!79Please respect copyright.PENANAeYvSAvh7B8
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八卦女心道:『這畫面比拔獅子的鬃毛還驚悚,真刺激!』79Please respect copyright.PENANAl6Ld6GPQIJ
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科技宅表示:『還好今天有來!這趟出門,值了!!』79Please respect copyright.PENANATHSzNp6fPL
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小陳扶額:『這頭小鹿又在作死了……』79Please respect copyright.PENANAFv9Xxng7Oi
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當眾人以為會看到血流成河時,只見林程宇輕握住鹿洋的手,按在自己胸口,溫聲道:79Please respect copyright.PENANAbJPMvyxRnp
「別鬧,你醉了。」79Please respect copyright.PENANAf9xavD9r6P
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林程宇模樣深情,看得旁人都心動。79Please respect copyright.PENANAoi8ROp8Q0J
眾人不禁心裡感嘆,這都爬到頭上了,還這麼順著他!79Please respect copyright.PENANA8cjWgH6l9E
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這絕對是真愛阿!79Please respect copyright.PENANAKqU7OS6r6X
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只見鹿洋仍不止歇,在他再次開口前,林程宇先行一步捂住鹿洋的嘴,避免他又把自己的底抖沒了。79Please respect copyright.PENANAm38VOUYAQa
表面看似輕掩,實則暗地裡使勁掐著鹿洋臉頰。79Please respect copyright.PENANAWdz26LpoCn
力道之大,以致於隔天清醒的鹿洋納悶著。怎麼一覺醒來,自己的臉就像中毒的金童玉女?79Please respect copyright.PENANAC9f3gKQJdq
他還指著臉頰上的兩個紫紅色小酒窩,疑惑地問了林程宇,而後者當然不會告訴他真相。79Please respect copyright.PENANAqtzOcdmeCk
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鹿洋雙手抓著林程宇的手,掙脫無果,只發出「唔唔!!」的抗議聲。79Please respect copyright.PENANAceOErbiY13
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林程宇完全無視懷裡的人的抗議,一臉歉意的看著眾人:79Please respect copyright.PENANAxAi6ZmWyQM
「抱歉,看來鹿洋是喝多了,我們就先告辭了。」79Please respect copyright.PENANAgYciW0I9SU
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「那坐我車吧!我也該走了!」在旁的小陳連忙出了聲。79Please respect copyright.PENANA3JaqVibEF0
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『這麼多年了,林程宇還是這麼帥!』79Please respect copyright.PENANAIdmXg1h9bc
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『鹿洋真是幸福阿,有這麼好的老公。』79Please respect copyright.PENANAxlB9qe6adS
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三人在眾人歌頌著這對模範夫夫中離去。79Please respect copyright.PENANAZvID2sZ4RB
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另一頭,被中斷發言的鹿洋不是很滿意,一路上發著酒瘋。79Please respect copyright.PENANAgsg5QdY6HI
無論小陳怎麼勸哄,鹿洋死活不肯進車內,抵擋在車門。嘴也沒閒著,開始翻著他的小本本,霹靂啪啦細數林程宇的不是。79Please respect copyright.PENANAbDl3gImZcY
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「鹿鮭魚。 」79Please respect copyright.PENANAS5IUMPMFD7
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只見林程宇伸手撫摸著鹿洋頭髮,溫情的看著鹿洋。79Please respect copyright.PENANAyp41pi0tKr
「再吵我就把你的頭按在牆上當火柴棒摩擦。」79Please respect copyright.PENANAxLO65WepLo
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語氣說溫柔就有多溫柔,但鹿鮭魚聽得鱗片豎立,頓時噤聲。79Please respect copyright.PENANA7C6W430XJT
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鹿洋還是有羞恥心的,他並沒有將改名的事告訴任何人。79Please respect copyright.PENANAfhx2Rrpf5N
林程宇會發現,純屬是意外!79Please respect copyright.PENANA3Ot7u8iOVx
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當他還是”鮭魚”時 ,滿足的飽食完同類後,身份證就被扔到一旁。因為沒機會使用到證件,便一直沒去將名字換回。79Please respect copyright.PENANAzgggzj4W4g
日子久了,天性散漫的他也就忘了這回事。79Please respect copyright.PENANASWudcOMJKX
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直到在戶政事務所,準備跟林程宇登記結婚的當天。79Please respect copyright.PENANAzc60rJKWWW
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林程宇接過公務人員遞上的證件,發現對方始終低著頭,嘴角還隱約抽動著。79Please respect copyright.PENANA6OAL0eBkV2
當不明所以的林程宇看著身份證的配偶欄裡,大大的「鹿鮭魚」三字時,突然就矇了……79Please respect copyright.PENANAiI8psjbFpP
一臉不可置信的轉頭看著身旁羞恥到全身發燙的紅燒鹿鮭魚。79Please respect copyright.PENANAOhmxm1wQOQ
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林程宇只給了他一個意昧深長的眼神,便默默收下證件,大發慈悲的給鹿洋保留了所剩無幾的顏面。79Please respect copyright.PENANA5ENgL1SCBN
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從此,每當聽到「鹿鮭魚」三字,鹿洋就慫得像個兒子……79Please respect copyright.PENANAoCBbP2v22p
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「上車嗎?嗯?」79Please respect copyright.PENANA3BWxFybAuD
最後那聲輕柔的『嗯?』,簡直比鬼吹燈還令人顫憟。79Please respect copyright.PENANA3PeisraBwU
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沒有什麼比溫柔的林程宇更醒酒的了。79Please respect copyright.PENANAhSQWQ9kYSV
鹿洋乖巧的點了點頭,麻利上了車。林程宇順手擋了車前上緣,避免對方磕了頭。79Please respect copyright.PENANAOWdsoxB6Vc
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目賭一切的小陳,感嘆道:「真體貼,還怕撞到頭阿!」79Please respect copyright.PENANAJB9vqS1Cv7
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「他智商已經夠堪憂了,禁得起碰撞嗎?」79Please respect copyright.PENANAmxjR7FQxmu
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慫歸慫,但鹿洋還是不服氣的硬要皮幾句:「你還是鮭魚他老公呢……」79Please respect copyright.PENANA4hOCum9nco
接收到眼刀劈來的他立刻爬進車裡。79Please respect copyright.PENANAYKSqFrXAFa
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「噗!」79Please respect copyright.PENANAfcQAsRsU9e
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小陳終於憋不住而笑出聲,「你家這位怎麼還是這麼逗趣……」79Please respect copyright.PENANAC5Xouq5MJz
同樣接收到眼刀的小陳聳了肩,識相的上了車。79Please respect copyright.PENANAiKhbIPjEGc
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上車後, 鹿洋雙手乖巧置於膝上,挺直背脊的端正坐著。79Please respect copyright.PENANA2MVhFF54WN
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車內終於獲得片刻安靜。79Please respect copyright.PENANAe78koGYCG1
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有一種醒酒的特效藥,叫作林程宇。79Please respect copyright.PENANAd6EWZLbazZ
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