有人話,溝通就好似一場網球比賽,兩個擅於提問又擅於作答嘅人相遇,呢場球賽先會精彩好睇。164Please respect copyright.PENANARLT6KVJ6y6
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而我,勉強只係一個識得提問嘅人,而翠欣問嘅,係一個比起「你阿媽同我跌落水你救邊個」更困難嘅世界級問題。164Please respect copyright.PENANAyvwnfRfMD0
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如果用條J去諗嘢的話,我當然可以賭一鋪答佢「想」,就當係開玩笑睇吓幸運之神會唔會降臨響我身上。只可惜我一向賭運極差,前兩日唔小心掂到阿嵐都搞到我同阿仁嘈咗一鑊,而家嘅我更加唔會傻到再去碰呢d運氣。164Please respect copyright.PENANAHMfQJowSxp
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但另一方面,我亦唔想兜口兜面答翠欣「唔想」。一個女仔啱啱先問我送上門同個阿叔搞嘢係咪好cheap,稍微有風度嘅男人都唔會響個女仔問完咁嘅問題,唔夠一分鐘就表現出嫌棄嘅態度啦。164Please respect copyright.PENANA2xdkq4C1zE
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望住醫院附近人來人往,我個腦入面列出嘅所有答案都有可能會出事。164Please respect copyright.PENANAvTSjggHq5Z
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結果,我完全hang機唔知點答。164Please respect copyright.PENANADDXXlUrSdO
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翠欣見我靜咗幾秒,行開幾步:「我知你哋點睇我。我俾個阿叔玩過曬,好污糟好cheap。講出嚟,唔會有人同情我,只係覺得我好似公廁咁,乜人都可以嘛。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAuXWFfmyvBc
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佢講嘅呢幾句說話,正正就係討論區上面d人嘅留言回覆。164Please respect copyright.PENANAviIdshGgMw
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「翠欣,我冇咁睇你。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5XNrByCqk
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「算罷啦,諾斯,你下面硬到現曬形啦。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAp9qFxipCnX
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我唔知點去解釋俾翠欣聽,一個血氣方剛嘅男人受到官能上嘅刺激,有生理反應係好正常嘅一件事。因爲對女人嚟講,男人有生理反應只有兩個原因:164Please respect copyright.PENANAHTa0P8t3z3
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一)因爲愛對方,所以想做愛。164Please respect copyright.PENANAl3cpA1gYiH
二)根本唔愛對方,只係想做愛。164Please respect copyright.PENANA9wc4jVmBSg
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只有男人先明白,其實細佬有反應,同個腦諗緊乜係冇必然嘅關係。164Please respect copyright.PENANA3AxL6zk9yi
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「你想同我做愛嘛,好呀,我哋而家去爆房!」翠欣突然響街上大嗌,仲拉住我向的士站走過去。164Please respect copyright.PENANAR8QGnpiUMY
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「等等先!喂,停停停停!翠欣你冷靜d先!」164Please respect copyright.PENANApXEh1RrU5v
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「你想屌我丫嘛,俾你屌囉!屌完可以返去寫你嘅劇本,話俾所有人聽我幾好屌添呀!」翠欣大聲到全條街d人都望曬過嚟,而我就好似個變態佬咁企響街俾人用目光公審。164Please respect copyright.PENANAa8E2rQ9vPi
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同阿嵐相處已經教識我咩叫地雷陣,冇諗到今次面對翠欣,唔出聲齋聽都仲係搞到咁嘅地步。老實講,咁嘅環境,我答乜都有可能俾人當係色狼拉去差館。164Please respect copyright.PENANAlURpVQfgGi
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啱啱先俾阿嵐當係色狼,而家翠欣又係咁,我忽然覺得呢幾個女人真係好煩。幾位姐姐,我揸筆寫嘢㗎咋!164Please respect copyright.PENANAVeWwsRrn1q
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既然講乜都冇用嘅,咁不如我索性豁出去啦。164Please respect copyright.PENANAy3q8U80Q9x
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「小姐,唔該你自重d!我今日係嚟做訪問,呢度公衆場合,我又坐到咁遠,根本冇做過任何冒犯你嘅事!如果你唔願意接受訪問嘅,可以隨時嗌停,冇必要響度詆毀我嘅專業操守!」164Please respect copyright.PENANA24naK2AHny
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翠欣估唔到我會反應咁大,本來發緊癲都嚇到呆咗一呆。164Please respect copyright.PENANAVJLhGqpr1m
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「我承認你嘅遭遇好可憐,但唔該你唔好一竹竿打一船人!你認爲我人格有問題嘅,咁呢個訪問冇必要再繼續落去啦。剛才嘅訪問我一直有錄音,你有咩想投訴嘅,可以去搵番阿仁,段錄音我會俾番佢!」我講完轉身就行。164Please respect copyright.PENANAzLezUy9pj7
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雖然我係憨居,但我唔係白癡。164Please respect copyright.PENANAAgxOA9hN6s
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我知咁做好冇風度,但俾人人格謀殺嘅時候,選擇風度抑或選擇保護自己,我選擇咗後者。呢件事令我再一次深深咁感受到男人要學識保護自己,如果唔係有段錄音響手,俾人擺上網公審嘅話,真係講乜都無人信。164Please respect copyright.PENANAA0PgGOmg6C
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接二連三俾人誣衊唔係一件愉快嘅事,我返到屋企一手將訪問翠欣嘅筆記本丟咗入櫃桶,攤咗響床重新審視自己究竟響度做緊乜。164Please respect copyright.PENANAvcxv9n88PT
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由我聽到阿仁話想寫個廣播劇爆昭煌大鑊,到佢話想用個劇去令更多人小心d網絡騙子,我一直都冇改變過初衷。我只係認同阿仁做嘅事,所以答應幫手,但我冇諗過件事會搞到咁複雜,而且個過程係會咁唔愉快。164Please respect copyright.PENANAqom1j7XXjR
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好老實,去到呢個地步,我真係覺得自己做夠啦。164Please respect copyright.PENANA2ilgZXfvRX
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正當我攞起電話,想同製作組正式宣佈我退出今次廣播劇製作嘅時候,我睇到波利同埋製作組嘅短信。164Please respect copyright.PENANAbwg4HnOFfq
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「第一集出嚟嘅效果好得呀,勁期待嚟緊下次錄音囉!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAUigGjsdHTY
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「我練緊d對白,你哋陣間有冇人得閒一齊對吓稿呀?」164Please respect copyright.PENANAodCXouNtpZ
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「諾斯,我有個朋友想幫手,仲有冇角色要人呀?」164Please respect copyright.PENANAWm25ovQOLz
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我掃番上之前嘅留言睇,原來波利share咗剪輯好嘅第一集俾所有人聽,搞到全部人都好興奮,圍埋響群組入面不斷講個劇嘅事。嗰刻我忽然醒起佢哋同我一樣,大家都係冇收過錢就答應幫手,好多仲有份夾錢租雷哥個studio。就好似年紀最係嘅阿Ta,佢講嘢精靈活潑,頭腦轉數好快,係我親自挑選做翠欣嘅人選。呢個小妹妹連中學都未畢業,心口掛個勇字就出嚟同成班唔識嘅人搞廣播劇。仲有拍膊頭幫手嘅Rocky,佢上完花姐個真人show之後忙到黐咗線,但竟然聽到阿仁搞個廣播劇嘅原因之後二話不說就答應咗飾演昭煌。164Please respect copyright.PENANAAqYR21lNI9
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「我哋個Studio啱啱做完單Job,個場準備好俾你哋㗎啦。你哋上次邊個話要菊花茶,我買咗擺響雪櫃,上嚟時候自己攞嚟飲啦!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAvZpBqTGmeS
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「雷哥萬歲!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAZyov5MODmt
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望住電話不斷跳出新嘅留言,我發現我唔捨得個劇就咁玩完。164Please respect copyright.PENANA51xOdphDsq
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或者我哋唔係最專業,做出嚟嘅嘢亦未夠班,但係我依然想呢班最團結嘅憨居仔、憨居妹做出嚟嘅嘢,可以抬起頭擺上網俾所有人聽。164Please respect copyright.PENANApgs7NN6ZOY
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「唔好意思,我頭先去咗訪問翠欣。劇本嗰度,第五、六、七集內容有少少改動,今晚執完聽日俾稿大家。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAHrj3zAVIVW
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結果我冇同大家講見到翠欣嘅時候發生過咩事,亦冇同任何人講過同阿仁發生爭執。就連入玫瑰同昭煌嘅群組做臥底嘅嘢我都冇提。我只係知道,驅使我繼續做落去嘅,已經唔只係爲咗嗰班受害人。164Please respect copyright.PENANAivn0y66VSH
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咁做,唔係偉大,而係憨居。164Please respect copyright.PENANAFQexZgdDrN
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而最憨居嘅嘢,交俾我一個就夠啦。