「搶你飯碗就肯定唔會喇!況且呢個係一個新科技,暫時仲需要一啲時間測試。不過放心,肯定安全。」正經男拍晒心口證明自己研發「記憶超渡機」嘅可靠性。164Please respect copyright.PENANAzeng8T8eHl
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「祝你成功啦!如果你部機真係量產嘅話,記得送部俾我。」作為前度超渡師,梗係幫大家爭取一下福利㗎啦!164Please respect copyright.PENANA3OcAT4rjX5
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「乜你又要超渡前度㗎咩?自己幫自己超渡咪得囉!」正經男調戲咁講。164Please respect copyright.PENANAzqBNizdG0b
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「你冇聽過:『幫人快樂嘅,自己永遠係最唔快樂嗰個』咩?」話晒自己又點可以超渡自己呢?正如醫生都唔可以幫自己做手術啦!164Please respect copyright.PENANAxBeOR19RJR
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「呢啲傷心事就收埋喺心入面,如果我將來有記憶嘅話,一定俾部你玩,記得試完之後俾個評價我!」即使我哋今日係第一次見面,但識英雄重英雄嘅感覺真係好正。164Please respect copyright.PENANASeUaX4WQ19
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「承你貴言!永遠等你好消息。恕我八卦多次,點解我哋傾咁耐,你都唔講前度叫咩名嘅?」你睇到第四集都唔覺咩?形容正經男個前度係用佢,從來未開名。164Please respect copyright.PENANAfjLhAq8xSL
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「過去咗嘅嘢就由佢啦,無謂再提起。不應該記起,何必偏偏記起。」估唔到正經男聽廣東歌,我仲以為呢啲官仔骨骨嘅男仔唔肯接受本土文化,淨係識崇洋外國嘅流行文化。正經男喺我心目中加咗唔少分,話晒識欣賞廣東歌嘅男人真係好正。164Please respect copyright.PENANAUd1BWK6koe
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「不拖不欠又憑甚麼好妒忌。」唔知我哋講咩?我哋唱緊歌啊,睇緊嘅你又不如估下我哋Jam緊啲咩歌啊?估中冇獎喎!164Please respect copyright.PENANAgC1tseaAxx
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「呢三句已經足夠講,咁多年嚟都冇拖冇欠,但有少少妒忌就真嘅,話晒我再冇機會同佢道歉,為以前唔識溝女嘅我負責。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAAv8spfGxOh
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[只想去為你,完成時光機器,人人能超越時間生死,子彈鋪滿地,為求情敵撤離,部署戰爭奮勇地尋找轉機。]164Please respect copyright.PENANA5vr8QYJQ7v
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小肥嘅《時光機》正正形容緊正經男所做嘅嘢,雖然正經男唔係「時光倒流一句話」,但佢係完全可以令到自己忘記佢嘅前度,雖然前度自身同正經男嘅記憶唔會消除,但正經男就透過後天嘅努力改寫自己嘅命運。164Please respect copyright.PENANAoUyp6OFPTy
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「係呢,我都唔知你叫咩名?」臨走前一刻,我先鼓起勇氣問佢,因為條文都寫得好清楚,如果當時人冇講,而又唔影響超渡結果嘅,前度超渡師係唔可以問。164Please respect copyright.PENANA9lxas12SAY
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「喂!牆上嘅條文咪寫咗與超渡冇關嘅唔問得咩?」雖然超渡師嘅條文由開業到而家都白紙黑字咁掛咗喺牆身上,但細心睇嘅客人真係十隻手指都數得晒。條文就好似電話嗰啲條款咁,個個望都唔望就剔咗佢,連入面到底係保障自己定傷害自己都唔知。當然呢度嘅條文係保障客人啦!164Please respect copyright.PENANAsiFYIh6lpT
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「唔講唔緊要啊!我都係八卦一下先問。」睇嚟正經男對佢個名有啲落閘,係咪驚我上網起佢底呢?164Please respect copyright.PENANAlf5kMpJVcQ
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「玩你啫,其實講得嘅,不過聽完就算,千祈唔好笑。我叫劉備悌。」um……我真係冇小,真係真係冇笑……得咁細聲。我已經笑到拍晒枱咁大笑。164Please respect copyright.PENANAVn04dcyYM3
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「你要唔要紙巾啊?」我搞笑咁同佢講,但呢個名認真正,咁流鼻涕真係需要紙巾去擤鼻涕嘅。164Please respect copyright.PENANAHlPH18GP8p
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「你同我去食蕉連皮啦!個名改到咁都唔係我話事㗎!」鼻涕哥欲拒還迎咁講。164Please respect copyright.PENANADMTXOaFsjD
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「我發誓,我真係冇笑你個名㗎!」男人發誓,十句有九句係假,第十句更假。164Please respect copyright.PENANAkofI7N5Byx
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「得喇得喇!我實信你㗎,係咪?」鼻涕哥調皮咁講。164Please respect copyright.PENANAglCg1aCvBB
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「梗係啦,你唔信我信邊個。」喺面對出面嘅男人,會俾人一種成熟信賴嘅感覺,但當得三五知己圍威喂嘅時候會好自然放低社會嘅包袱。164Please respect copyright.PENANAHQ5hWNZJSD
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鼻涕哥面對前度唔再畏懼,決定自己踏出一步,用自己嘅方法解決佢自身嘅問題,我都祝福佢可以成功,祝福佢「今宵多珍重」。164Please respect copyright.PENANARbnqx2D93Y
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回想返自己之前細個同唔少女仔卿卿我我嘅場景,再之後因為唔同原因而離去,小學嗰個、中學嘅阿嘈、楚翹,到畢業之後仲有一個女仔(呢個將會喺文杰失戀筆記(四)記載),四個曾經同我係擁有最親關係嘅女仔,但個個都係「來年陌生的,是昨日最親的某某」,其陌生程度係媲美行街路過嘅路人,路過唔會互相虛寒問暖,相反四目交投嘅眼神簡直係為大家增添一點尷尬,完全仲可以減低全球暖化嘅惡法問題,話晒大家個關係係凍到一個點。164Please respect copyright.PENANAQUXDI58NMY
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但係人唔經歷呢啲事又點會成長?唔體驗又點會識點樣對待身邊嘅另一半呢?164Please respect copyright.PENANASY1kvsqdXE
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每個人唔係一出世就識待人處事、唔係一出世就識拍拖,凡事都係要透過家長、師長、甚或朋友嘅教導先學識,但有啲嘢課本係教你唔到,就好似拍拖咁,要自己落手落腳去體驗先得。164Please respect copyright.PENANA9ASQABjVuV
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當然有啲人對「拍拖」一試就上手,同時都有啲人係一竅不通,需要好多經驗去摸索,失敗放唔低嘅咪嚟「前度超渡株式會社」呢度搵我幫手囉!164Please respect copyright.PENANAbCdT1LlT3O
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有經驗嘅總係嫌棄冇經驗嘅拍拖伴侶,總係嫌棄佢哋唔識拍拖,但佢哋自己卻唔記得,自己曾幾何時都係一個唔識拍拖嘅小伙子。乜大家唔係好鍾意講「公平」兩隻字咩?小學都有教啦:「己所不欲,勿施於人」,但呢啲人做到咩?164Please respect copyright.PENANAxkFtfyDZtE
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由初出矛頭嘅𡃁仔𡃁妹俾啲感情玩家「撚化」,到佢哋經歷失敗而成長之後,佢哋當有機會遇返上一啲「感情新手」嘅時候,就會故技重施,對返佢哋嘅另一半。呢個壞循環永遠唔會完,永遠繼續害人、永遠無限輪迴、永遠都有新嘅人中招、永遠都有新嘅賤人繼續害人。164Please respect copyright.PENANA80X3RoNrcZ
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[也許相愛很難,就難在其實雙方各有寄望怎麼辦?]164Please respect copyright.PENANAlMaJmlr8ms
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倒轉諗,冇呢啲賤人又點養活到我呢?我都係靠呢啲好多嘅迷途嘅小朋友先可以搵食㗎嘛!冇佢哋,我又點會而家坐喺度同睇緊呢個故事嘅你喺度吹水呢?164Please respect copyright.PENANASa0uPzDt1g
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雖然呢集寫到好似大結局咁,其實呢個故事都接近㗎喇,想知點解,繼續睇埋落去就知。164Please respect copyright.PENANAsR7wim6mfe
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(待續 To be continued)164Please respect copyright.PENANAa2lTfsX2Oe
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