我的工作是在我家附近的便利店當個不斷重複動作的收銀機械人,還不時充當客人的出氣袋。160Please respect copyright.PENANAGA4deAsaXp
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今天一整天忙於工作,直至下班後才有喘息的空間。我拿起電話來看,發現肥軒於稍早前傳了兩個訊息。160Please respect copyright.PENANAioN1Cvr1Xw
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「峰哥,今次真係要你救命!」160Please respect copyright.PENANAbTBOtlVV8V
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「你放工之後call我。」160Please respect copyright.PENANAE7QCHqydme
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屌,明明昨天才弄完一樁煩事,還惹得一身麻煩,我的報酬還未得到。今天又有事,我到底前世欠了你多少…160Please respect copyright.PENANAb1wD5tNFqW
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我打算不理他把電話收起來時,肥軒已經來電…160Please respect copyright.PENANAydkglKsGpN
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「屌你,琴日先搞到我成身蟻,今日仲嚟?」我接起電話先破口大罵。160Please respect copyright.PENANA95l7jgKeQx
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「唔係啊,今次真係要你救命架。」160Please respect copyright.PENANACqmzatIWeZ
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「你連半支Martin嘅錢都未俾我,仲想我救你?。」160Please respect copyright.PENANANFS1PPBOQj
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「你幫埋我今次,我成支買俾你都得啦。」160Please respect copyright.PENANA3JtalVl9bK
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「你條仆街次次都咁講架啦,琴日你相又攞左,連條女都帶埋上去,又食又拎,我就乜春都冇!」160Please respect copyright.PENANAWxxWqUQ5RA
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「咪就係因為你帶左淇淇上嚟,所以而家先要你幫手。」160Please respect copyright.PENANA7DLKBsWE7b
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又關我事?這就是所謂因果嗎?160Please respect copyright.PENANAxHdMpYdJ9H
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「琴日你地走左之後,我DM淇淇多謝佢上嚟我屋企,佢同我講唔洗客氣仲加多個微笑emoji添。」聽得出肥軒的喜悅。160Please respect copyright.PENANAFpC2oGN8sk
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人家才一句禮貌回應,加個emoji就令肥軒沉過鐵達尼,我不禁為肥軒感到悲哀。160Please respect copyright.PENANAl1DRfPEzf3
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「你同條女啲野關我撚事咩,仲要專登打嚟showoff。」160Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3AL64RDr4
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「佢仲話如果真係想多謝佢,就繼續支持佢嘅台,間中donate就可以。」他越說越興奮…160Please respect copyright.PENANApqNQO7OxXP
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經典釣火山孝子的話術,稍為有腦的人都不會中招,可惜肥軒中毒太深,要從泥濘中拉他出來幾乎不可能。160Please respect copyright.PENANAjhR0Yqxr9B
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「咁你想我救你啲咩啊,要我打醒你叫你FF少陣啊?」160Please respect copyright.PENANAfSNMG6c3XQ
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「唔係呢,佢話下次可以一齊食糖水。」160Please respect copyright.PENANAnaiWCrkaLL
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WTF?這是客套說話嗎?淇淇是撞壞了腦袋嗎?還是她想收肥軒兵?160Please respect copyright.PENANA41pQx5XMnH