應該是要趕稿的，可不小心看到這篇，瓶邪腦洞開啟就萌了起來_( :3」∠ )_.....43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaYglYJU6f
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最後原PO沒跟那位在一起真是太可惜了!!!(劃線)43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOA8s0vVjka
話說這篇是在頭暈目眩的狀態下拼湊的，詞句詭異還請見諒_( :3」∠ )_.....43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOF9VGRlrl
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這是他們最後一次和張起靈一塊吃飯了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrPDXHEWaf
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今早人事部發了個公告下來，董事會決定調派張起靈到美國總公司作支援，多久不確定，但待到公司穩定下來卻是肯定的。胖子說小哥比咱們還要早熬出頭，被派到總公司去也算是升遷，怎樣也得好好慶祝一番!43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyY8hMWZPom
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於是下班後，胖子便拖著我和悶油瓶到附近的居酒屋去做慶功宴，他點了一桌子烤串，直說這次他胖爺埋單，要悶油瓶別客氣盡量吃!43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdKnQrhwOo
那人嗯了一聲，倒也真不客氣的點了好幾樣，我看著滿桌子食物山就沒了加點的慾望，只叫服務生再送打啤酒來就行了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbstKImemU
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席間胖子聊著以前剛進公司的菜鳥事蹟，我聽了直笑他蠢，沒想就這麼一句話，我的那些蠢過往也被捅了出來，我罵他死沒義氣的，結果得到了兄弟要同進退的爛答案。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgvujb3iYz
看了眼對桌的張起靈，那人難得的也牽起嘴角笑著，我趕忙仰頭喝了口啤酒，藉故擋住因丟臉而發紅的臉頰，也罷!自個的那點蠢事能讓這人露出點表情也算值得。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yA91Yq1eu
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整場慶功宴裡最先放下筷子的是我，我朝還要往我碗裡放烤串的悶油瓶擺了擺手，說給啤酒灌飽了實在吃不下，後者看了我ㄧ眼，才將串物改放進自己碗裡吃著，直到這時，我才發現原來這廝的食量是和胖子勢均力敵的，大半子的食物山竟然也進了這人的胃裡，平常沒仔細觀察還真不知道。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEEjLjFFwe
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烤串在一小時半後清空的差不多，可胖子還在埋頭吃著，原因是他參加了店裡的大份量限時比賽，優勝獎品是能跟店裡頭的苗族姑娘摟腰拍照x1及優惠卷x30 ，對此，我完全不想表達任何意見。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rzYZT7MXO
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將視線從胖子身上移開，我有些無奈的盯著對桌空位，悶油瓶幾秒前去了趟廁所，而看著另個男人吃飯.....我想我是沒那嗜好的，於是百般無聊下，我直接拿起悶油瓶放桌上的愛瘋5準備打發時間，我知道他不會介意這事的。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmtRGLCT7F
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介面一滑開，首要輸入密碼的畫面立即跳了出來，我嘿嘿兩聲，心說就悶油瓶那清冷的個性，密碼肯定不複雜，指不定1234 就能輕鬆搞定是不?43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuluc6olOOM
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只 是直到提醒用戶密碼輸入錯誤跑出第四次時，我才發現，原來這廝設定的密碼並沒有想像中好猜。1234不是；生日不是；閃光生.....不，這貨沒另一半， 這可能性直接雙槓掉不提.......總之我猜了很多，連他升遷、加薪的日期都輸入進去，可結果還是只得到一條“用戶密碼輸入錯誤。”的該死訊息。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUmJqI3T7C
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我有些煩躁的耙了耙頭，剩一次機會了，他娘的老子怎麼可能猜不出來!?43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtwdbtE5Bv
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「要不你輸入自個的生日如何?」胖子吞下口肉串，奸笑的說，「搞不好人家小哥暗戀你。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjjO8W5kkP
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「你他媽的思想能純正點嗎?吃你的肉串去!」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBDpjlZe36
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說著我在桌下踢了他一腳，不顧胖子那沒半點演技的哀號繼續研究去了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeeiU3IKxp
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然折騰到了最後，我也實在想不出這人到底設了什麼重要密碼，好吧，興許我對他了解還不夠深，能想到的僅限於此。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnD2yKxB5O
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我瞪著僅剩最後機會的密碼介面，突然就覺得可悲，再這即將分別的前夕，我做的與他最後相關事，居然是猜他的手機密碼，而且，還猜不到。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2A3xMyfRW
我壓下心底的不甘，放棄的隨手輸入自己的生日。得!錯了又怎麼著，大不了鎖個10分鐘再來第二輪!43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJ9qaz0ZDV
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可 誰想在按下確定的剎那，畫面竟然抖動了下，隨即一張設計簡單的背景圖跳了出來，我看著成功進入桌面的介面，也不知道現在臉上是什麼表情，但大概是驚恐的， 有那麼一瞬間，我總感覺世界好像天翻地覆的超出我所認知的了，自己的生日日期竟被一個男性友人當作手機密碼.........這，代表什麼?43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkRDN6BXTO
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「天真你到底解鎖了沒?密碼是啥?」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnvvo6Ho4g
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胖子混著食物的提問聲從對角線傳來，我嚇的差點將悶油瓶這台剛買沒多久的愛瘋摔到地上，我像吞了個魯蛋似的結巴回著老子猜錯，被鎖了後，趕忙將它放原位。幾乎是同時，悶油瓶也從洗手間回來了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvr10JBsOCf
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我沒敢再將視線往對面投去，可該死的餘光卻讓我清楚知道，那人已拿起解了鎖的手機看著。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtSlse7SGk
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不過三秒，他便抬頭看了我ㄧ眼，我想我的心從沒像現在這樣跳動的那麼快，我假裝喝著酒像個沒事人般，就看能不能順利矇過一劫。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnh5lMz7Vn2
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「我該走了。」他淡然的說，「明天早上六點的機。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRxb1E0nTZ
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拿著酒的手頓了下，我愕然的看向他，差點就要脫口問：敢請你大爺的就只注意個時間!?沒發現有更不尋常的事嗎!? 可好在最後這話還是給憋了回去，要真問出來，我想最後難下臺階的還是我。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKJkAE9s2J
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我喔了一聲，隨即視線又轉回到手中的罐子，我有些漫不經心的晃著，一股鬱悶盤旋在心頭，對於手機被解碼的事，真的一點在意也沒有? 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqyekoVkFs
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時間到了，胖子順利的將那大份量餐點給吃完，他拍了拍肚皮，另手一勾，就往悶油瓶的肩膀搭去，說：「也是!咱們可不能耽誤小哥的升官日子，第一天就遲了可不是什麼好現象，等等阿!胖爺我去結個帳......」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm69vFoPIkS
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說完胖子便抄起帳單，晃著身子就走到櫃檯結帳兼拍照領獎去了，頓時間位上只剩我和悶油瓶對看著，我有些尷尬，就想說些玩笑話緩和氣氛，可沒想比玩笑話更快的，是支遞到眼前的愛瘋。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcccOKsFoxf
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我不明所以的瞧著亮屏的機子，那上頭，正顯示著重設密碼的畫面。我抬頭看了悶油瓶一眼，問，這是什麼意思?43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpZHaWWrlt
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他沒回我話，僅保持著遞過來的姿勢，沒要撤回的打算。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUOnCxC0pe
莫名的我心底一股氣就上來了，這算什麼?改了換了，然後呢?就當什麼也沒發生，拍拍屁股去美國了?我惡狠狠的將手機從他手裡抽了出來，用力的按了幾個鍵就扔了回去，你說這粗魯行徑易造成手機面板損傷?那甘我什麼事!?43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYa1tDWGKis
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悶油瓶拿起機子看了會，才緩緩開口問新密碼的事，我撐起身子，抓起擱在椅背上的西裝外套，拋下句“你他媽的自個猜去!” 就離開居酒屋了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5s0Q7moxSr
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大約半夜兩點，我接到了來自張起靈的電話，看那號碼，是手機號。我哼了兩聲，看樣子是開鎖了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCBLF0Unho
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手裡的機子震的掌心有點麻，但我還是等到鈴聲重覆響起第二遍，才慢拖拖的按下通話鍵。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mj5Zq588I
電話那頭沒發出半點聲，而我也按兵不動跟著他耗，比起對方誤按到電話，我更傾向於他正思考怎麼跟我談話。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8RChPJtC0
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「美國支援的事......公司粗估一年半。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fEED9h29f
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良久，我得到了這句話。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIx3Z287gFG
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................................我差點沒把手機給摔了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgmWmrmCPJ
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搞了半天，解鎖後的第一句話居然跟我談工作上的事!?老子輸入的密碼還不夠明顯嗎!?43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3zDrCtnAM
我深吸了幾口氣，忍住切斷電話的衝動冷靜思考後，我想這大概是不善表達的悶油瓶要我等他一年半的意思。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWb8dTi6IJ
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「一年半......等著挺久挺無聊的阿。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxkXGWCxUb
「準時打電話給你。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aIcdydwjk
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「節日一個人過挺沒勁的阿。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHH6FICUvwD
「節日禮提早寄過去。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgoLQBnGZG
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「...................噗!」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGX1k17GiY
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「沒什麼........對了，一路順風。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssVgSB6qqL
「嗯。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbS8SVJsOVy
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雖然這話說完又沉默了，但卻沒之前種種的尷尬，我能感到我的嘴角揚了好幾度，我想.....我的心意可能他也接收到了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNXXosHMbE
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「密碼......」他突然就開了口，「.......很好。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZlYqCMXzN
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儘管中間有些停頓，可聽上去心情似乎挺好的，我笑了笑，說，那當然!本來的密碼就很好要改什麼?43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNELM5KYW5m
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大家安，這裡是已經頭暈目眩的小夜 @ V @.....43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOnjtQlfzP
原因大概就是跟噗上及會客室所講的那樣了，希望暈眩症可以趕快好，總覺的詞句流暢性神馬的，已經離我而去了OTZ......43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNFDuQIlrH
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話說這篇本來是一時的腦洞，想說應該不會太長，結果居然遠遠超出預算中的700多字，而且結尾依舊是慣例性的爛尾QVQ.....總之就當得暈眩症的紀念文吧→不需要43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLU1tkopWY
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感謝賜票的及進來踏踏的各位，接下來真的要努力趕單向了，暈眩症拜託快走吧!!!((跪哭