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Gods in Training
Writer TJ Nyx
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Chapter 10 Artemisia
TJ Nyx
Jun 10, 2018
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            So there we were, cruising down the highway. With a goat man driving and a shirtless idiot sticking his head out the window.copyright protection5PENANACqoEJzl1S8

            “I’m king of the world!” Sid shouted. “Haha!” he was a total weirdo, and I couldn’t help but notice Pan shouting him annoyed looks the whole waycopyright protection5PENANARvp23OrrTL

            “Sid, get your head back in the car!” Pan shouted. “I swear, you’ll be the death of me. Actually I take that back, you’ll be the reason I retire early.” He substituted.copyright protection5PENANAxz0mvN5gjj

             I shook my head. “How much longer we got to deal with this?” I asked.copyright protection5PENANAKWJ8BtIXuA

            “Forever.” Pan replied. “You will be gods with Sid forever.” He muttered darkly.copyright protection5PENANA5l6uoajPBc

            I shuddered at the thought. “Not that. I meant when is this car ride going to be over?”copyright protection5PENANAB9LBvgpAxJ

            Pan looked around, just to get his bearings. “Not much longer, I’d think.” He said.copyright protection5PENANAUhFEqg78eC

            “Great.” Paul said stretching. “I can’t wait to see these other gods.” He yawned and leaned his head against the window.copyright protection5PENANAIjYPOmZ7cB

            “I know, just hang in there guys.” Pan said. “Almost.”copyright protection5PENANAkNK6pgmOQU

            “Argh!” Sid exclaimed coughing. “I swallowed a bug!”copyright protection5PENANAxLbdpBuxJI

            “Wow.” I muttered. This dude was beyond stupid. Paul shook his head and smiled.copyright protection5PENANA9s28hRuhZH

            “I told you to put your head back in the car!” Pan shouted. “You’re going to be a god! Act like it.”copyright protection5PENANASjuDpUTMJK

            “How’s a god supposed to act like?” Sid asked.copyright protection5PENANAGhwSvVtZsc

            Pan pursed his lips. “Not like you.” He muttered. “Not like you at all.”copyright protection5PENANAICFKKXCfeB

            “Can’t we speed this up?” Paul asked. “I mean you’re a god, Pan. Can’t you teleport?” He asked.copyright protection5PENANAW7UrLklF75

            “I’m the god of the wild.” Pan told her. “What part of wild sounds like superfast teleportation? No, I can’t speed this up!” He shouted. “If you all keep complaining, time will just seem to slow down. So shut up!”copyright protection5PENANAqOmWGRR9Rk

            “Temper.” Paul muttered. “Target practice?” he asked me.copyright protection5PENANAmzX1kHYWXd

            “But we won’t be able to get the arrows back.” I said.copyright protection5PENANAxTksl6NHLV

            “Wuss.” Paul muttered.copyright protection5PENANAMbJ97q1ZzT

            “Fine.” I took out my bow and began stringing it. When I was ready, I rolled down my window and leaned precariously out of it, with Paul doing the same to his.copyright protection5PENANAkWthXNZWKW

            “Ready?” Paul asked.copyright protection5PENANA9iQuLcBzTm

            “What are we aiming at?” I muttered. Both of us pulled the string back and held it tight.copyright protection5PENANAuFxdPFEQEd

            “Trees.” My brother suggested. “And go!” he ordered. We loosed our arrows simultaneously. “Bull’s-eye!” Paul shouted.copyright protection5PENANAKY9dg71g4L

            “Prove it.” I said not believing him. There was no way Paul, or me for that matter, would have hit anything moving as fast as we were.copyright protection5PENANAce33JPfko8

            “Pan, turn around!” Paul commanded.copyright protection5PENANAGSOe6ETKvy

            “Bite me.” the god responded. “We’re late as is. Now get back in the car before something regrettable happens.”copyright protection5PENANAYfw8sNgt3k

            Paul and I both returned safely to our seats. “Why would it only be regrettable if we died?” Paul asked. “I think it would be quite tragic for you to lose one of us.”copyright protection5PENANAfgyjki8zCw

            “No.” Pan muttered. “But I would regret the fact that I’d have to come shorthanded to the rendezvous.”copyright protection5PENANAIipxxvcqgH

            “I would regret the fact that blah blah blah, rendezvous.” Paul mocked. “I wouldn’t even care if you died either.” He stuck up his nose.copyright protection5PENANAYeWvmpjCTm

            “I’d cry for you man.” Sid said putting a hand on Pan’s shoulder.copyright protection5PENANAX8DwrXOAxq

            “Get off me!” Pan squirmed away, causing the car to swerve in our lane. You can tell we were having a good day because there was a highway patrol parked right there as he swerved. And they wasted no time in flashing their sirens.copyright protection5PENANA6gJwNh1ZHi

            “Look what you did!” Paul shouted.copyright protection5PENANAHGwEbT3uwX

            “Sid did it.” Pan pointed an accusatory finger at the shirtless blunder.copyright protection5PENANARt5u0xrO7Z

            “I wasn’t driving.” Sid pointed out.copyright protection5PENANAfefZK3gM3X

            “Shut up!” I ordered. “Pan go you have a license?” I asked.copyright protection5PENANA4KDBoPusk0

            “No, I’m a Greek god.” He pointed out. “Why would I need a license?” Pan looked at me like I was completely stupid.copyright protection5PENANApbuvGu38jb

            “You need a license for situations like this.” Paul explained.copyright protection5PENANA7ypmxaqNXt

            “Relax, I’m a god. I can us out of this.” Pan said cracking his knuckles.copyright protection5PENANAL1dpDCe75y

            “What are you going to do?” I asked. “Wave your hands and say ‘These are not the droids you are looking for.” Cause that won’t work.”copyright protection5PENANA8vKD1r74zq

            “Nice reference.” Paul said.copyright protection5PENANAfGZF3wQtkN

            “No, just don’t talk, especially you Sid.” Pan said. By then the officer was tapping on his window. “Yes, officer?”copyright protection5PENANAX5PausNJAS

            “I couldn’t help but notice that you were driving rather recklessly back there.” The officer said. “Sir, have you been drinking this…lunchtime?”copyright protection5PENANAhIo2mpttu3

            “Well you see…” Pan started to say. But then the officer’s eyes found the bow and arrows resting in my lap.copyright protection5PENANAUJKUpNqfhL

            “Hey!” He shouted drawing his gun “Drop the weapons!”copyright protection5PENANA2eQSpkkd3U

            “What?” I asked totally confused. Then I saw what was in my hands. “Oh crap!”copyright protection5PENANA6lDuoZUSto

            The officer’s partner was soon standing outside of Paul’s window with his own gun at my brother’s head. “This one has a weapon too!”copyright protection5PENANAVn7FhxtIMK

            “Put the arrows down!” the man shouted once again at me.copyright protection5PENANAtPZkHpF2CI

            “Do what he says.” Pan muttered. I wasn’t given a chance. The officers ripped open both backseat doors and forced me and Paul to the ground before I could blink. Instants later Pan and Sid joined us.9Please respect copyright.PENANAy8n5GACVvY
            “Hey guys be cool.” Sid muttered. “I’ve done this before.”copyright protection5PENANAWI4zdtz7l2

            “Why have you been arrested before?” Pan asked. “Or do I not want to know?”copyright protection5PENANAvgqDWIapqX

            “How am I supposed to know if you want to know?” Sid asked confused.copyright protection5PENANAaUN9euzTwb

            “You have the right to remain silent…” the officers began to recite.copyright protection5PENANACtUH37aCfw

            “I don’t want to go to jail.” Paul whined.copyright protection5PENANAEKM4nJMy8d

            “Have you ever heard of a worse arrest story?” I asked. “Yeah, I’m in for holding a bow. No, not the ribbon kind, the bow as in bow and arrow.” I told an imaginary person.copyright protection5PENANAwi7jsmO1gl

            “This is a first.” Pan muttered. “And considering that I’m older than most countries that’s saying something.”copyright protection5PENANAdTO7ARfLuu

            “Do you want to know?” Sid asked him.copyright protection5PENANAh8e4dCNZbW

            “You tell me.” Pan said.copyright protection5PENANAcHek0HHOIX

            “What!” Sid was very confused. “There is no way for me to know, if you want to know.” Pan merely smiled and shrugged.copyright protection5PENANA9WRY3rQidk

            Once the officers had read us our rights, they lifted us to our feet and began patting us down. You know, in case I had a pocket-sized bow on me.copyright protection5PENANAMut1zGEmFP

            I noticed Pan stiffen when he saw what they were doing. And I thought it was weird, until I remembered what they would find when they patted down Pan. “Pan.” I muttered. “Your hooves and horns.”copyright protection5PENANAjSwxdxfUlY

            “I know.” He shot back. “This isn’t good.”copyright protection5PENANASvUJuXbkgo

            “Hey watch it buddy.” I muttered as the pat down passed my hips.copyright protection5PENANAF3T85sPJPv

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