This may only interest you if you are either board, a critic (help me), interested in Psychology, or you have similar behaviors (I hope I'm not alone here).
Whether you read these or not, each are short (some shorter than others) origin stories for some behaviours I have; including a few perspectives and mindsets.

Example:
[quality/trait] When searching for an honest answer to a serious question, I seek out people who know about it but also who are not friends with me.
[insert origin story]
[insert short reflection about this specific behaviour]
[insert joke].

NOTE not all of these are to be emulated. As all of us, I have many toxic traits.