「你幾時見過唔猥瑣既我啫？」句號反問，我駁唔到。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9B1jFklY3o
「吓，咁你又講得岩噃，好似又真係未見過。但係…而家攪乜啫？」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcW29cJuamW
「佢追殺我呀！」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfatitT4ZF
「咁你頭先攪過乜黎丫？」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZmPW3vsiX
「我急丫嘛，咪搵公廁囉，有乜唔岩啫？」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3URJW4uK6
「吓，咁…好似又係你岩噃，但係…唔岩唔岩，人地除左係公廁，仲係雞。」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTiJr3xx5q
「屙野落隻雞度有咩問題。」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65x4tCpCoc
「吓，又好似真係冇乜問題噃，駁唔到。」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnyxELHelq
「車，我仲以為你幾有正義感，幾咁唔猥瑣添，原來都係一樣，得把賤口，話人地Shiga係公廁係雞。」後面既侍女佢一邊抹住杯一邊話我。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpf91bUgwxi
我緊張起黎，立即轉身就回應佢：540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIi8BWcxSmZ
「我真係唔猥瑣架，淨係鹹濕架咋。」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoQTNmuKN9
「你有咩證明丫？」侍女問。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFZi2vgA22
「你咁得意既，想我證明我鹹濕？好啦，我準備好喇。」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31pa3N5Tpu
我已經準備好祿山之爪，準備證明我係鹹濕，唔係猥瑣。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGnWaf3HwR
「哼，猥瑣。」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOem4d6mc9
「喂！而家我俾人追殺呀！你唔理我喇？」句號佢阻住我地講野。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3ZxJNiC7a
「你都戇嘟嘟既，你自己仲好打過我啦，你咪自己解決囉！」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfY3zxUSFN
「打人我識，打公廁我未試過丫嘛！」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXc2DXx7Cp
「咁打雞呢？」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMHBwfpiwP
「都未打過啫。」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRLQ1pItF9
「兜心口用拳頭打埋去就得啦。」我教佢。 540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDUdB24VK7
「哼，原來仲會出拳打女人添。」侍女佢鄙視我。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExeiaiUwxh
睇黎我唔可以再響侍女面前減分喇，所以我決定…540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLby5K5SgD
快步行左去條叫SHIGA既八婆面前…540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjDNtkd6Go
「醜樣女人阻住我溝ABC丫嗱，仆街啦你！」我兜腳伸埋條八婆個心口度。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qm3EGhRCd
「Yeah！攪撚掂，食碗麵！」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrtGC6zxXO
個女人俾我伸左去母雷宮。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyH8kIz3xJz
當我興高采烈另返轉面果陣…540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrDgwXgbhC
侍女佢就唔見左喇，而我就只係淨返…540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuM2J0HXHhg
「句號，侍女呢？」一面漠然，我問。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QMjuiTQ16
「嘩，你頭先果腳精彩到丫…」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpH2t540xk
「我問侍女呀。」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVorgFG75T
「咪就係因為太精彩嚇走左佢囉，你打女人打得咁精彩，我真係要拜你為師。」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lSAm82qAz
「拜師就免喇，不過你可以交返四粒膠俾我做學費。」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUw3y7MWoo1
其實我講緊咩我都唔知喇，我淨係覺得侍女既離開，令我情緒好低落。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelOJjCQWYx
「Yeah！攪掂！出發！」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9aI5C68W5
點知侍女佢竟然好開心咁揹住個袋行出黎咁講。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZKhdwkmNv
「咩出發呀？你有街去呀？俾男仔約左？」我見到佢已經好開心，我咁問。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFbtYwNrDd
「係呀，有男仔約！」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUT42qOOBBK
「吓！？咁我咪又冇行。」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdy5TiixFRm
「你係咪男仔丫？」佢咁問我。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSiphywGnd
「你講既男仔係我！？」我反問佢。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8F19RLIoC
佢及頭。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWV4ENfUED
「點解既？點解既？」我懶風騷咁問。 540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AJipPFZNe
「九成九既男人都會因為要討好女人而唔打女人，我覺得呢D男人唔可靠，因為如果他日佢既對手係個靚女既話，咁邊個出手對付呀？仲點旨意佢保護我呀？所以…我一直就係等緊一個會打女人既男人！」侍女答得我好認真。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKr7WOFhw5E
「好！我向你心口保證，丫唔好意思，講多左兩隻字，我向你保證…540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUVwSQyU1I
以後我逢係女人都打！」我大大聲回應侍女。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqvLfcZ02I
「咁我呢？你都照打？」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cjRycpFfT
「丫，咁呀，除左鍾意我既女人，以後所有女人我都照打！咁會唔會好D？」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3BoXFoqlC
「嘩，咁屈機既招數都有既，好啦，我就做住鍾意你既女人先啦。」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyMjqaj0PA
「哈哈，好呀。」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1md80B3L3
「喂，你兩條友理下我得唔得啫？」句號終於出聲問。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1RgDJnhmy
「等緊你問咋。」我回應佢。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaj2TdAyl0
「咁你而家仲搵唔搵你班濕鳩Friend呀？」句號再問。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2UqfdH7KJ
「唔使嚧，我慳返四粒膠唔好。你拜我為師仲差多我四粒膠添。」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU76o49DGUA
「你講真架？」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf14sDfaOmd
「假架！前面果句。」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjglIdykdTD
之後，我就同句號加上侍女出發出去森林…540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn79wi2bn2L
而家仲差一個車程 + 行返一段路 = 到達森林…540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTpaEWJX8P
我地好快上左車…540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgI5ZRCXEh
響車上面…540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRxnMgYHW4
侍女咁問︰540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfYUriIrG1
「你手上面隻錶咁靚既？邊度買架？」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmQUymGn23
「哈哈哈，唔使錢。」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYnIOOkFzI
講到呢度，我先記得返原來燎原火鳳一樣陪住我，難怪有份安全感啦…540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiW0g4IMIoC
不過，話時話，點解佢成日都唔出聲既？係唔係死左呀？540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdtvrP7NvX
所以我敲左佢一下：「喂！火雞！你死左呀？」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLsQjZsFnC
「雕你老味！你就死左！仲好講，成日唔搵我！」火雞回應。 540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4LsaDeg5m
火雞發火，非同小可，所以…我啞左。 540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaWPkGoNJZ
