火雞既一聲大嗌仲嚇親埋侍女添,而句號佢就好似一早知道火雞既存在咁。547Please respect copyright.PENANAkv8RpMwx9P
「咁你唔識自己出下聲架咩?攪到我真係唔記得左你添呀!」我鬧返火雞轉頭。547Please respect copyright.PENANA1nMlSKdNnh
之後火雞竟然喊左出黎。547Please respect copyright.PENANAYRWExdQwh9
「你做乜又攪喊人地呀?你有蝦女仔既癖好架?」侍女問我。547Please respect copyright.PENANAG6QJbwgIED
我呆左,之後望左火雞一望,佢又好似真係女仔黎噃…547Please respect copyright.PENANAxtzoRaJ0nN
所以我咁回應︰547Please respect copyright.PENANAD63AtP0YfW
「你唔講我以為火雞係仔黎添。」547Please respect copyright.PENANA4XJgACCDOQ
不過我知衰…547Please respect copyright.PENANAqaAXoT6FI3
「咁呀,對唔住囉,好在你係女仔咋,如果係女人,我就打鑊你喇,錫返啦。」我再對住火雞咁講。547Please respect copyright.PENANANin2Cf7ZAe
之後火雞佢噗左埋侍女心口度喊,我真係有D懷疑佢究竟係咪真係女仔黎…547Please respect copyright.PENANA3fbl10CrUC
佢而家既動作,擺明就係男仔借D倚抽水。547Please respect copyright.PENANA04T0e0gzqU
「車程幾耐呀?」侍女問句號。547Please respect copyright.PENANAkWg8MFv9Yr
「小巴黎,慢極有限,半個鐘左右啦。」句號回應。547Please respect copyright.PENANAmkFQS62Ou1
「咁悶,不如玩下揭尾故丫。」侍女咁講。547Please respect copyright.PENANAYfAkIK6XRf
「蠍尾故!?咩黎架?」我問。547Please respect copyright.PENANAcxbxUEzYnc
「即係我講左個故事結尾出黎,你估返個過程,就好似…牛吃草呀!你冇聽過咩?」547Please respect copyright.PENANAs3k4zwF3W0
「牛吃草!?我知道牛係吃草呀,有咩問題呀?」547Please respect copyright.PENANAcobu59tBiN
「白痴仔,牛吃草係揭尾故經典題目之一呀。」句號插口。547Please respect copyright.PENANAoT8ZCNVohN
「白痴佬,牛吃草,你吃屎添呀!」我博佢嘴。547Please respect copyright.PENANA4m6lcYkvNX
「你信唔信我唔帶你返去搵你班死人朋友丫拿?」547Please respect copyright.PENANAojRP6sNUyx
「唔信!」547Please respect copyright.PENANA7SMxzaENop
「你好野。」之後句號佢就收左口。547Please respect copyright.PENANA41HDitE1x4
「咁其實牛吃草係咩啫?」我問侍女。547Please respect copyright.PENANAZKFKVR3mj4
「咁既…個故事結尾好似係…547Please respect copyright.PENANAJi72e2Dn1J
有隻牛食左草噃,之後佢就死左喇,你估返個過程丫。」547Please respect copyright.PENANABMiwENBIbp
「Sorry,我完全錯晒,我投降喇,你地兩個慢慢玩,我訓陣先。」句號咁講。 547Please respect copyright.PENANAT3lHVGuJ3Y
(佢呢個係真﹒牛吃草。)547Please respect copyright.PENANAG4rwZXnnUb
「我估佢好肚餓!」我大嗌。547Please respect copyright.PENANAGTy3NuuvvD
「岩喇!丫唔係,你只可以問是非題。」侍女回應我。547Please respect copyright.PENANACNUICMwdnn
「我唔講人是非架喎。」547Please respect copyright.PENANA7Wm2eTGPWE
「咁呀,咁我開估啦,其實係因為…」547Please respect copyright.PENANAA2PI2SXATD
之後我仲同侍女玩左八十八條經典揭尾故,玩得不知幾開心,仲玩到好驚添呀。547Please respect copyright.PENANAl1X1Ng5wod
「我真係頂你兩個唔順,我要落車,司機,有落!」547Please respect copyright.PENANAdAkFDEgH78
句號響途中講左八十七次呢句野,不過好在,司機話唔停得站。547Please respect copyright.PENANAfJEfZuPGiR
最後,我地到左總站,落左車…547Please respect copyright.PENANAU6LNWO0Azx
火雞佢攰到變返做手錶訓著左。547Please respect copyright.PENANA6mEpTa1d0N
「頭先真係好好玩呀可?」侍女笑晒口拍住我膊頭講。547Please respect copyright.PENANA4z1isAmQYR
「係呀,一陣再玩。」547Please respect copyright.PENANAR4aKbaa3Cw
「我地而家係咪要開始行路喇?」我答完侍女就問句號。547Please respect copyright.PENANANwO1XjLk9D
「我俾返四粒膠你,求你唔好再咁玩揭尾故,我已經嘔晒白泡。」句號冇黎精神咁回應我。547Please respect copyright.PENANAAKBeR8nP6O
而響呢個時候…547Please respect copyright.PENANAKL98UUMCap
「報告!魂。初弒大人!魄德飛獵大人命小人向你報告,森林區邊境出現死人!」有條黑衣人突然飛出黎同句號講野。547Please respect copyright.PENANAlRfEYgqHL8
「死人?有人死左?」547Please respect copyright.PENANAhvVZzeCHSL
「非也!活死人睡彭出沒注意!」547Please respect copyright.PENANAfXZWE3w02q
「咩事呀,句號?」我問。547Please respect copyright.PENANAInOmSa0iSO
「三魂七魄,高登獵殺森林裡面最強既殺手,我諗你聽過啦,魄德飛獵就係其中之一,人稱天空獵手,我地前面呢條友仔係佢D靚,我同魄德飛獵有D交情,所以咁岩黎開呢度,呢條靚咪標出黎講下前面有咩我地要注意囉。」547Please respect copyright.PENANAJ80kVMxzwh
「咁…活死人睡彭又係乜料呀?」我再問。547Please respect copyright.PENANA8itLJjIts4
「人稱沈睡的彭彭,睡彭係隻…又似熊又似人既生物,平時好溫馴,但係爆起上黎會好恐怖,有自爆同自癒既能力,可以無限loop,仲會發癲,去到發癲精神狀態既時候,就會暴走,濫殺無辜。」 547Please respect copyright.PENANAF4z9sQZ6CA
「你身為高登獵殺森林最強既殺手都唔夠佢打?」547Please respect copyright.PENANA4FX6uvi7Jg
「唔係。不過…佢就好似一隻野生黑熊咁,我係獵人,如果我有準備,我獵殺佢係可以,但係面對面既話,真係我死左都唔知咩事。」547Please respect copyright.PENANAxQaj0ylOKT
「睇黎佢真係好犀利噃,真係要小心D喇。」侍女響旁邊咁講。547Please respect copyright.PENANAFoqeOGZTwl
點知…547Please respect copyright.PENANA9a5FBwBeKZ
「你地講緊我呀?」聲音響我地後面傳黎…547Please respect copyright.PENANAak1CTaYZqX
而且仲有一個好巨型倒影向我地前面地下出現…547Please respect copyright.PENANAqGkypPNufR
本來響我地前面既果條報告友唔知係咪因為太驚,一下就閃走左。547Please respect copyright.PENANAfrYT4tR3C8
於是乎我另轉頭望下發生咩事,而句號當時已經一下就彈開左一邊…547Please respect copyright.PENANA6YdMKHziVS
而依家響我同侍女面前既,係一隻好巨型,滿身毛毛既…547Please respect copyright.PENANAB855bsGe4i
既麻甩佬!?547Please respect copyright.PENANA3HbXEcY2vu
「你就係睡彭?」句號離遠咁問。547Please respect copyright.PENANAuEfQiB5qOE
點知呢隻睡彭見到我之後,竟然係一個估佢唔到既動作…547Please respect copyright.PENANACmAJyuRBaN
佢一下就抱起左我,我完全黎唔切做任何反應…547Please respect copyright.PENANAZwEREwZBUp
而且佢仲響我下身磨下磨下咁,就好似D小朋友嗲爸爸媽媽果陣咁…547Please respect copyright.PENANAsHK4LWMAlX
佢咁樣磨一磨,受刺激之下,我下身好自然咁有生理反應…547Please respect copyright.PENANAAzHawai7BE
「丫,猥瑣!」大嗌既係侍女。547Please respect copyright.PENANAMyBUXd9B5K
「做乜呀?」我問。547Please respect copyright.PENANAnBVFI3Sp2d
「你露丁呀!」547Please respect copyright.PENANAHzOQ5EHOR6
「邊個李路丁呀?」547Please respect copyright.PENANAM0bUlnNOQt
「你下面呀!」547Please respect copyright.PENANAI5lSwF8MXr
「邊個李夏面呀?」547Please respect copyright.PENANARxMpr5N4M3
「冇拉拉鏈呀!」547Please respect copyright.PENANAxo78L1Ld51
「邊個冇奶奶摙呀?吓,我下面冇拉拉鏈呀?!」547Please respect copyright.PENANAN3M5ntUpgB
我之後向下一望,發現自己露左個「巴打」出黎,很是尷尬。547Please respect copyright.PENANA9V8Ei7ITvU