「你幾時見過唔猥瑣既我啫？」句號反問，我駁唔到。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnI0g1ibxAl
「吓，咁你又講得岩噃，好似又真係未見過。但係…而家攪乜啫？」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOqJw2rkH2
「佢追殺我呀！」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yGdn4mH1s
「咁你頭先攪過乜黎丫？」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMV9OP3eTQ
「我急丫嘛，咪搵公廁囉，有乜唔岩啫？」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchVh3nDwKk
「吓，咁…好似又係你岩噃，但係…唔岩唔岩，人地除左係公廁，仲係雞。」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfJyOdUNkx
「屙野落隻雞度有咩問題。」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVq6t6rwOH
「吓，又好似真係冇乜問題噃，駁唔到。」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlnmXG5ctN
「車，我仲以為你幾有正義感，幾咁唔猥瑣添，原來都係一樣，得把賤口，話人地Shiga係公廁係雞。」後面既侍女佢一邊抹住杯一邊話我。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZvbIrmQEY
我緊張起黎，立即轉身就回應佢：557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoYILUqO4q
「我真係唔猥瑣架，淨係鹹濕架咋。」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPOYcQm8bd
「你有咩證明丫？」侍女問。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlvUozPx0q
「你咁得意既，想我證明我鹹濕？好啦，我準備好喇。」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lcQRZMPdp
我已經準備好祿山之爪，準備證明我係鹹濕，唔係猥瑣。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uarwIHXcu
「哼，猥瑣。」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkH2LbS3x8D
「喂！而家我俾人追殺呀！你唔理我喇？」句號佢阻住我地講野。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxB526797Y
「你都戇嘟嘟既，你自己仲好打過我啦，你咪自己解決囉！」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThQ6C1IqkG
「打人我識，打公廁我未試過丫嘛！」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHnAAJB4lx
「咁打雞呢？」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYblubPEx8j
「都未打過啫。」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm90Xi8Iuqr
「兜心口用拳頭打埋去就得啦。」我教佢。 557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM75H2X7YPg
「哼，原來仲會出拳打女人添。」侍女佢鄙視我。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbD96UwU5sv
睇黎我唔可以再響侍女面前減分喇，所以我決定…557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5xfGgYuOE
快步行左去條叫SHIGA既八婆面前…557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLW1VoCQzs8
「醜樣女人阻住我溝ABC丫嗱，仆街啦你！」我兜腳伸埋條八婆個心口度。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeGPIQVIsj
「Yeah！攪撚掂，食碗麵！」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJIymax6Ri
個女人俾我伸左去母雷宮。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlBZV094kv
當我興高采烈另返轉面果陣…557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclFvOAuxZB
侍女佢就唔見左喇，而我就只係淨返…557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgSjP4dz0x
「句號，侍女呢？」一面漠然，我問。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQy45sxUoWD
「嘩，你頭先果腳精彩到丫…」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Hk2OYK9Vj
「我問侍女呀。」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUrUKFx2hR
「咪就係因為太精彩嚇走左佢囉，你打女人打得咁精彩，我真係要拜你為師。」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlj5dDsYwDE
「拜師就免喇，不過你可以交返四粒膠俾我做學費。」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡseTkDpzhwj
其實我講緊咩我都唔知喇，我淨係覺得侍女既離開，令我情緒好低落。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEARYhTRoV
「Yeah！攪掂！出發！」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZ0u6saxKU
點知侍女佢竟然好開心咁揹住個袋行出黎咁講。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ976xIIT8DA
「咩出發呀？你有街去呀？俾男仔約左？」我見到佢已經好開心，我咁問。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGOS83b5NM
「係呀，有男仔約！」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPkGcmkboV
「吓！？咁我咪又冇行。」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrLH1gGA2H
「你係咪男仔丫？」佢咁問我。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYC9MoUJfl
「你講既男仔係我！？」我反問佢。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKDD2YH1o5
佢及頭。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcznzKatC9
「點解既？點解既？」我懶風騷咁問。 557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvnXDrX9PN
「九成九既男人都會因為要討好女人而唔打女人，我覺得呢D男人唔可靠，因為如果他日佢既對手係個靚女既話，咁邊個出手對付呀？仲點旨意佢保護我呀？所以…我一直就係等緊一個會打女人既男人！」侍女答得我好認真。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbbh3iz9lU
「好！我向你心口保證，丫唔好意思，講多左兩隻字，我向你保證…557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmGMFQWviz
以後我逢係女人都打！」我大大聲回應侍女。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5dYQrF0HY
「咁我呢？你都照打？」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GrHIa5kCm
「丫，咁呀，除左鍾意我既女人，以後所有女人我都照打！咁會唔會好D？」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGNxsdjKfV
「嘩，咁屈機既招數都有既，好啦，我就做住鍾意你既女人先啦。」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6P7m3VWfk
「哈哈，好呀。」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVKQHjVJDJ
「喂，你兩條友理下我得唔得啫？」句號終於出聲問。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcY6Yb11Ep
「等緊你問咋。」我回應佢。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEiqF3ESWR
「咁你而家仲搵唔搵你班濕鳩Friend呀？」句號再問。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVupaXw8DKr
「唔使嚧，我慳返四粒膠唔好。你拜我為師仲差多我四粒膠添。」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDobymNIo4u
「你講真架？」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3HMVlFI9q
「假架！前面果句。」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6bOAAVOkN
之後，我就同句號加上侍女出發出去森林…557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMCBBCq8lX
而家仲差一個車程 + 行返一段路 = 到達森林…557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yg1mP6wuA
我地好快上左車…557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4GcECnntZ
響車上面…557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy27qWJGXlu
侍女咁問︰557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgmZScZVv2
「你手上面隻錶咁靚既？邊度買架？」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHvJarg9ud
「哈哈哈，唔使錢。」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFE8cVzlbrk
講到呢度，我先記得返原來燎原火鳳一樣陪住我，難怪有份安全感啦…557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO29t3K5emu
不過，話時話，點解佢成日都唔出聲既？係唔係死左呀？557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeHeiLk1NX
所以我敲左佢一下：「喂！火雞！你死左呀？」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpmfrKyIsb
「雕你老味！你就死左！仲好講，成日唔搵我！」火雞回應。 557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6pgJsmRma
火雞發火，非同小可，所以…我啞左。 557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18WlYuxI7x
