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农历七月后。 王柳英
探亲节过后,三个好友甲,乙及丙碰面就聚在一起闲聊。
甲说:”这次回乡,真令我心惊胆跳,连站在路边都不安全。”
乙故惊讶道:”难不成你遇到强盗,但这怎么可能?”
甲板着脸道:”别开玩笑了,这回是无法无天的飙车主真是令人反感,在路上做威作福,嫌自己命残,却又妄顾他人死活。”
.”那晚我正要过马路,怎曉得后面冲来一群凶猛骑士,个个似表演吊死马杂技,”
”我就站在路中被他们吓得魂飞魄散。”
乙奇道:”你哪来的魂?”
甲没好气,”这只是比喻。你的探亲旅程愉快吗?”
乙是来自一个三代同堂的大富人家子孫。听到甲的问题他不禁沉下了脸,道:106Please respect copyright.PENANAqiN0LXo2hS
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”如今我只是以一个过路客的的身份回去,却忽然洞悉家人个个心中的秘密。。。”
”他们心怀鬼胎笑里藏刀,争想在爺爺面前取宠,只怕爷爷一天归西后忘了留给自己多一份好处,”106Please respect copyright.PENANA8fqXHbncl9
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”於是勾心斗角,搬弄是非,唯恐天下不乱,唉,亲情何在,只是钱字作怪。”
一直沉默不已的丙拿起手掌算了算,点点頭106Please respect copyright.PENANAipFEw2QflX
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”放心,你爺爺会長命百岁,活至耄耋,他的财富只能轮给下一代享用了,.”
”你的爸爸叔叔姑姑等只有枯等了吧!”
这回,他们好奇丙的去向。
”嘿,你是孤家寡人无家可归,这回你去哪溜达?”,甲与乙同声问。
丙神秘兮兮道:.”这回我参加了一个化妆舞会。。。”,
乙看着丙道:“”化妆舞会? 就是那种戴上面具在宴会上走来走去,互相猜对方是谁的无聊游戏?..”,
丙点点头。
甲忍住笑道:“你何須戴面具? 你的脸就是最好的面具了”,
丙不理他们,接下説:”那里的食物尽善尽美,有中式焖鸡,港式点心,西餐牛扒。。应有尽有。”,
乙却同情道:”是的,你也没什么亲朋戚友可投靠,就说说你的奇遇吧!”106Please respect copyright.PENANA4frfQdIrDZ
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丙陳述:”那天和你们分手后,我独自走在街上溜達,看到一间华丽别墅上面放着一张招牌:.”二零零七年大学魔鬼比赛 ”,我正犹豫着,就被一位带着面具的女子拉进屋内了。
丙摇摇头说:”她们的面具确是可笑,像凸眼歪嘴尖牙长舌,真正的鬼哪是那样的?”106Please respect copyright.PENANAmSRJ3w5KDR
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甲和乙都点头.:”人类都丑化了鬼”
丙接下下说:”但他们反而被我端正的鬼面具吓了一跳,纷纷猜我是否他们认识的张三或李四,我不吭声。”
乙忍住笑道:”真阴险。”
丙接下说:“直到午夜12:00,想想我该离去,但却被他们阻拦,说是全场最紧张的时刻,”
”也就是大伙揭开面具的时刻了。。。”
”只见一个个都丢下面具,唯独我一人没有,只见一个女孩不服气,上来硬扯我的面颊。。。”
甲和乙都忍不住大笑,幸灾乐祸
”当然她是扯不下的,只见她惊叫了起来,蹬,蹬蹬,后退三步大喊道是真鬼,结果大家落荒而逃”
乙道:”现代人也太没规矩了,竟然敢在我们7月假期庆祝他们的節日,活该变脸吓唬他们。”
丙阴阴笑道:“”别动怒,沉住气,我还真想下回参加他们的喜宴或生日派对呢,不然的话我真的无处可去了。”
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这是一篇逗趣的文章,大家看过笑笑就是了,别太认真。106Please respect copyright.PENANAzP9h0WlmaZ
是一篇逗趣的文章,大家看过笑笑就是了,别太认真。
农历七月后。 王柳英
探亲节过后,三个好友甲,乙及丙碰面就聚在一起闲聊。
甲说:”这次回乡,真令我心惊胆跳,连站在路边都不安全。”
乙故惊讶道:”难不成你遇到强盗,但这怎么可能?”
甲板着脸道:”别开玩笑了,这回是无法无天的飙车主真是令人反感,在路上做威作福,嫌自己命残,却又妄顾他人死活。”
.”那晚我正要过马路,怎曉得后面冲来一群凶猛骑士,个个似表演吊死马杂技,”
”我就站在路中被他们吓得魂飞魄散。”
乙奇道:”你哪来的魂?”
甲没好气,”这只是比喻。你的探亲旅程愉快吗?”
乙是来自一个三代同堂的大富人家子孫。听到甲的问题他不禁沉下了脸,道:106Please respect copyright.PENANAeNKXtKdGM5
106Please respect copyright.PENANAnqEFvfOt2G
”如今我只是以一个过路客的的身份回去,却忽然洞悉家人个个心中的秘密。。。”
”他们心怀鬼胎笑里藏刀,争想在爺爺面前取宠,只怕爷爷一天归西后忘了留给自己多一份好处,”106Please respect copyright.PENANAGSt5U0PZrt
106Please respect copyright.PENANAfhm0lhw8Xx
”於是勾心斗角,搬弄是非,唯恐天下不乱,唉,亲情何在,只是钱字作怪。”
一直沉默不已的丙拿起手掌算了算,点点頭106Please respect copyright.PENANA8NzeBpqPiB
106Please respect copyright.PENANAspROBrNz6d
”放心,你爺爺会長命百岁,活至耄耋,他的财富只能轮给下一代享用了,.”
”你的爸爸叔叔姑姑等只有枯等了吧!”
这回,他们好奇丙的去向。
”嘿,你是孤家寡人无家可归,这回你去哪溜达?”,甲与乙同声问。
丙神秘兮兮道:.”这回我参加了一个化妆舞会。。。”,
乙看着丙道:“”化妆舞会? 就是那种戴上面具在宴会上走来走去,互相猜对方是谁的无聊游戏?..”,
丙点点头。
甲忍住笑道:“你何須戴面具? 你的脸就是最好的面具了”,
丙不理他们,接下説:”那里的食物尽善尽美,有中式焖鸡,港式点心,西餐牛扒。。应有尽有。”,
乙却同情道:”是的,你也没什么亲朋戚友可投靠,就说说你的奇遇吧!”106Please respect copyright.PENANARUMwkpCtkd
106Please respect copyright.PENANAb9DJYPqgJL
,106Please respect copyright.PENANAi05vAugQpF
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丙陳述:”那天和你们分手后,我独自走在街上溜達,看到一间华丽别墅上面放着一张招牌:.”二零零七年大学魔鬼比赛 ”,我正犹豫着,就被一位带着面具的女子拉进屋内了。
丙摇摇头说:”她们的面具确是可笑,像凸眼歪嘴尖牙长舌,真正的鬼哪是那样的?”106Please respect copyright.PENANAB2Tm18cPlI
106Please respect copyright.PENANAO9sXeoPtzt
,106Please respect copyright.PENANAklP1K9TT4N
106Please respect copyright.PENANAAnhV1dtOlT
甲和乙都点头.:”人类都丑化了鬼”
丙接下下说:”但他们反而被我端正的鬼面具吓了一跳,纷纷猜我是否他们认识的张三或李四,我不吭声。”
乙忍住笑道:”真阴险。”
丙接下说:“直到午夜12:00,想想我该离去,但却被他们阻拦,说是全场最紧张的时刻,”
”也就是大伙揭开面具的时刻了。。。”
”只见一个个都丢下面具,唯独我一人没有,只见一个女孩不服气,上来硬扯我的面颊。。。”
甲和乙都忍不住大笑,幸灾乐祸
”当然她是扯不下的,只见她惊叫了起来,蹬,蹬蹬,后退三步大喊道是真鬼,结果大家落荒而逃”
乙道:”现代人也太没规矩了,竟然敢在我们7月假期庆祝他们的節日,活该变脸吓唬他们。”
丙阴阴笑道:“”别动怒,沉住气,我还真想下回参加他们的喜宴或生日派对呢,不然的话我真的无处可去了。”
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这是一篇逗趣的文章,大家看过笑笑就是了,别太认真。106Please respect copyright.PENANAqtdDzBVnev
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