「我全名叫余可童,唔准叫全名,叫我做『蟲蟲』。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAsXczXabmnu
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條暴力痴線妹講起自己個名時,個樣真係特別乞人憎。翹起雙手,樣又串,仲含住粒珍寶珠添。佢個眼神唔止對我唔友善,仲對我地所有男仔都唔友善,好似全部男仔都係佢殺父仇人咁!264Please respect copyright.PENANAgSPgl8sQwf
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當所有人都略略介紹晒自己之後,社工吳姑娘又有嘢講:「再一次歡迎各位同學!嚟緊我地兩間學校會有一系列服務社區嘅義工活動。首先想問一下大家,有幾多位同學係做過義工架?」264Please respect copyright.PENANAvbxWkm85kK
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咪玩啦做義工,我而家剩係聽到烏鴉叫咋﹗264Please respect copyright.PENANAN4awSvOiVm
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見到咁老尷嘅畫面,吳姑娘就打完場咁講﹕「咁啱晒啦!我地今日正正就係一個義工訓練活動!首先我地用熱烈嘅掌聲歡迎今日活動嘅星級教練!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAvLY2WMMlWq
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然後有個樣好鬼猥瑣,成個詹瑞文咁嘅中年大叔走咗入圈中間介紹自己,仲學埋詹瑞文咁扭身扭勢咁講:「Hello呀!各位同學,我係今日嘅星級教練,亦都係節嚟自隔離女校嘅社工。咁啲女同學一定識我架啦!巴打們!我叫做『巴⋯巴⋯巴⋯巴⋯巴治奧!』,噢呢噢呢噢呢噢呢⋯⋯」264Please respect copyright.PENANAlgsRr650vI
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呢個傻佬真係以為自己好好笑⋯⋯264Please respect copyright.PENANA39ce7VwboH
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「哇屌,好撚老尷呀。」阿偉都頂唔順呢個場合。264Please respect copyright.PENANANK0XICqwGK
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呢個時候,我感覺到一眾被我水咗過嚟嘅盈女王騎士團嘅騎士(即係4A全班)用一個好怨毒嘅眼神望住我。264Please respect copyright.PENANAprNwTaN9Vs
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「咪咁樣望我啦!話明幫女王大人撐場架嘛!」我對成班男仔講:「你班友成日嗌冇女!而家對面重女呀!仲唔講多謝?」264Please respect copyright.PENANAstIcpgkdLI
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平心而論,如果唔係蟲蟲個格太串太惡,佢真係咁多女仔入面樣貌、身材都係最出眾。如果以分數嚟比較,對面啲女顏值大約六、七十分,而蟲蟲係有九十五分!264Please respect copyright.PENANALB6N30f8nN
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雖然蟲蟲個氣場好勁,搞到我地啲男仔淆晒。但從我對咸濕仔嘅認知,我感受到盈女王騎士團入面有幾位騎士已經眼金金咁望住蟲蟲⋯⋯呢個世界從來都唔缺M男嘅!264Please respect copyright.PENANAzuTITHwP7O
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唉,呢啲社工活動年中真係玩唔少。我基本上都熟晒流程,唔洗嗰條叫巴治奧嘅傻社工講,我都知要分組玩。果然,全場分成四組,男校女校各有兩組。264Please respect copyright.PENANAvw5nRTljug
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「改組名喎!」杰少:「阿波你諗啦!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAjELI0oRKe8
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「智者偉諗啦!」阿波。264Please respect copyright.PENANAt4j9K3mjss
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「咁梗係交比打狗英雄,阿匡哥改啦!」阿偉。264Please respect copyright.PENANA6grVZx9erM
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「一早諗好咗啦!」我。264Please respect copyright.PENANAAyqIT2Q9yI
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「叫咩名呀?」佢地三個。264Please respect copyright.PENANAKFACsad3CY
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「哼!」我離遠咗盯實嗰條暴力女:「我地就叫『滅蟲小隊』啦!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAOaXRjRwxQh
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「吓?!乜撚嘢!老撚土!」杰少。264Please respect copyright.PENANAC72F54RiYe
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「喂唔得喎!」阿波。264Please respect copyright.PENANAeZ8n5Pwn8r
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「唉,冇眼睇。」連阿偉都咁講。264Please respect copyright.PENANAIFgSxC5GhZ
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「我唔理!總之今日我就好憎啲一條條嘅蟲!!」我。264Please respect copyright.PENANAbLECLOGGZ8
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阿偉隨我眼光望過去蟲蟲嗰邊後,再望一望我面上面嘅掌印,就話:「今日就係嗰個叫蟲蟲嘅女仔星咗你一巴?」264Please respect copyright.PENANApI22pKSasA
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然後杰少同阿波走埋嚟,好似而家先發現到我啲掌印咁。264Please respect copyright.PENANAj03NC7EGaU
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「頭先返嚟嗰陣,條痴線妹唔知發咩神經摑咗我一巴呀!」我咬牙切齒咁講:「佢陣間就仆街!呢啖氣我吞唔落!」264Please respect copyright.PENANA8Fgi1wYjKY
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「唉!好心你咪咁小氣啦!你望下Miss幾開心!」阿偉。264Please respect copyright.PENANAykpWdmMlpz
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然後我望咗過去另一隊男子組,Miss收緊啲小組名牌時,就被個組名搞到哭笑不得。264Please respect copyright.PENANARv1sPWY60s
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「乜嘢『盈盈一水間』呀?」Miss。264Please respect copyright.PENANAs5b5Ks7uZc
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佢地好開心咁笑緊。Miss近排好鍾意我地班拎佢個「盈」字開下啲佢教過嘅中文嘅開笑。264Please respect copyright.PENANArjdCAs7Qnc
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「車!而家仲洗用呢招去哄⋯⋯Miss開心架咩?」提到Miss時我壓低把聲講。264Please respect copyright.PENANA5fez0gp5k7
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「唔係哄唔哄嘅問題。而係你個『朋友』咁高調用另一個女仔名嚟做小組名嘅問題。」阿偉冷冷一笑,好似預計到唔好嘅事情發生。264Please respect copyright.PENANAWd6rfmY3b0
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阿偉話口未完,Miss已經黎度收我地小組名。264Please respect copyright.PENANAx38MUhtKfr
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「滅『蟲』小隊?」Miss皺咁下眉頭:「咩意思呀?邊個改架?」264Please respect copyright.PENANAIH058MdroE
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「匡哥囉!」杰少:「諗住簡單啲直接叫『盈女王騎士團』架嘛!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAKfq57Mkf3m
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「九成九因為對面嗰個叫『蟲蟲』嘅女仔啦!」阿波慌我唔死咁補多一刀:「匡哥一定係睇中人地生得可愛啦!想引人注意呀!」264Please respect copyright.PENANA7HZ3BNaluU
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班仆街仔又玩team kill!264Please respect copyright.PENANA5K4Gofs9W6
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「唔係啊!Miss, 我塊面嘅掌印⋯⋯!?」我連忙解釋,但係Miss佢個反應——264Please respect copyright.PENANAukDHvg8Pv0
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「😊」264Please respect copyright.PENANAKQ3OXyA45y
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仆街!係死亡微笑!呢次碌柒!我嚇到唔敢同佢解釋!!264Please respect copyright.PENANAkaSpLK3z0q
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然後Miss保持住個死亡微笑就走開咗。264Please respect copyright.PENANAYszBf976jx
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「提咗你架啦!阿朋友!」阿偉搭咗我膊頭一下。264Please respect copyright.PENANANYizjRVqNM
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呢鋪真係出師未捷身先死呀!264Please respect copyright.PENANAhXIG0Kpdhx
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