Write a Poem That starts with "Its all fun and games..."

Yes, this is a weird topic to write on and i dont care... it sounds interusting

Here's the prompt: First, you'll read the following and once you have a firm grasp of their attitudes and their characteristics, you write your own Random Event. Ur basically writing shorts with a Tumblr mindset (mix a bit of manga mindset in there.)

Iori Inu: 16 yrs old

Takatsuki: 21 yrs old

Iori: "Ah."

Taka: "What is it?"

Iori: *he points* "A fucking. Cat."

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Iori: *accidentally cuts finger*

Iori: "Yommy."

Taka: "...What?"

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Taka: "Ah! There's a bee! Iori, look out-"

Iori: *grabs bee between teeth*

Taka: "Don't. fucking. swallow it."

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Yuu: points at pitiful man* "'happened to him (lol)?"

*Iori, with puffed, reddish cheeks*

Taka: "He swallowed a fucking bee."

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You can add extra characters for all i care. as long as Taka and Iori are still there.

What's your best to worst jjk ship? Write it down, just. fucking. i dont know. im interested so just. go. idk.

"Apocalypse: Total destruction and end of the world."

Anything regarding the genre. Go all out with the violence, thriller, and action scenes if you wish, as long as it's good.

Rules:

-3k word limit

-No poetry

-1 entry / person

If you're stuck, here's a few prompts you can get inspired by. Though I'd rather you come up with something on your own:

1) The protagonist and their family are always constantly fighting, but after the beginning of the apocalypse, they are forced to live in a bunker together. What challenges arise?

2) A scientist creates a virus that increases intelligence but is also extremely lethal, which starts killing off half the population.

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