三月二十二日 星期一 二零二一 陰76Please respect copyright.PENANACiF8T4iOmZ
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晚上協力,我們聊到鮭魚之亂。76Please respect copyright.PENANAxPQwcGeEoY
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我:今天看報紙看到你們那邊的鮭魚之亂XD76Please respect copyright.PENANANrUTTehWJL
平:鮭魚大受歡迎76Please respect copyright.PENANA78HdK7BLll
20:可有些人的名字改不回來76Please respect copyright.PENANA0tzgbY2UUG
我:改不回來?76Please respect copyright.PENANATMcp5cyezq
20:因為我們一生只能改3次名字,有些人不知道小時候已被父母改名2次了,所以這次改成鮭魚後就改不回來76Please respect copyright.PENANAp6hQbr5PIo
貓:我那麼愛吃鮭魚,都沒要改名做流浪鮭魚76Please respect copyright.PENANA4ML3psUU9O
我:流浪鮭魚XD76Please respect copyright.PENANAoNLHpPp2eo
20:也不是完全沒辦法改,但很難。要直系親人同名,或同縣的有人同名,就可以改第4次76Please respect copyright.PENANAe7wENvXc3g
我:報紙說有300人改名叫鮭魚,該很容易同縣同名啊76Please respect copyright.PENANAfH58psm9eT
20:難,因為他們都改得很怪。例如有人叫鮭魚與周公逆流而上= ="76Please respect copyright.PENANAJkRsJF7dVi
我:XD76Please respect copyright.PENANAdH2pFlHkse
貓:反正最多可以50字……76Please respect copyright.PENANAvQf3aCo56n
20:有人叫宇智波鮭魚……76Please respect copyright.PENANArtwhVbu7uH
我:XD76Please respect copyright.PENANAgsVJx4gWZ6
20:所以要改第4次,相信要他爸爸也改名叫鮭魚,他才能改76Please respect copyright.PENANAgDJB02jk9l
我:那麼煩啊,可能他生個孩子叫鮭魚,再一起改更快76Please respect copyright.PENANAAsu401Ov6C
貓:雲也許說得對……但試想想,哪有女生會嫁給鮭魚?76Please respect copyright.PENANAIZTFB3n8ci
津:女生都吃鮭魚,這算愛嗎?76Please respect copyright.PENANA1YpyC9sZaG
貓:配偶欄寫「鮭魚」,感覺自己都要變鮪魚了76Please respect copyright.PENANA2NTy7FCuKJ
我:XD76Please respect copyright.PENANAQKk1kF2zsF
波:改不了啦,如果爸爸跟孩子也叫鮭魚,只能孩子改名,爸爸不能改,所以要他爸爸改,他才能改76Please respect copyright.PENANAFCdBGmD0Zp
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