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日前,室友傳來討論區帖文,港男普遍無法接受花裙。57Please respect copyright.PENANAxYKbKCsBR0
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室友:我想起你男友XD57Please respect copyright.PENANAbfmIJEJTUf
我:上周我給他看跟你們一起拍的照片。他說「你的朋友穿得多正常,你穿得花喱碌不知像什麼!」我反駁說友人L說我的裙子很有渡假風情,跟黃金海岸好配XD男友無奈。57Please respect copyright.PENANAHzgJLJcz8O
室友:XD
今天身體好點才外出。下午,我跟男友買了小吃到觀塘海濱坐在長椅午餐。看到一對年輕情侶,女生穿花裙。57Please respect copyright.PENANAczGiLbEI9v
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我:看吧,小女生也穿花裙,人家穿得多漂亮,瘦就穿得好看。57Please respect copyright.PENANAYNKfXocP2R
男友:不好看,穿花裙就是老成。57Please respect copyright.PENANArhLc8RKDx3
然後,他指著前面一個大嬸的背影:你看,穿花裙都是大嬸,所以穿花裙很老很難看。57Please respect copyright.PENANAO3waImLZuS
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看到一對新人在拍婚照,有6~7個兄弟和姊妹。57Please respect copyright.PENANAOnsalPqdZu
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我:看到那麼多人就覺得麻煩,像你妹妹般什麼都不搞多好。57Please respect copyright.PENANA0j8mqWLVWR
男友:也許要湊人數到幸運數字才這麼多人。57Please respect copyright.PENANAgAkamuGqQZ
我:前年表妹在日本結婚,姨丈牽她進場時緊張得全身僵硬,走路像機械人,還被人拍了片,真的很慘XD57Please respect copyright.PENANAQbEmZBmeLg
男友:你現在還笑,將來到你走時可能比他更僵硬XD57Please respect copyright.PENANAuk53BTQRvx
我:這是不可能發生的,我不會在教堂行禮XD57Please respect copyright.PENANAADmjols7PJ
男友:但你還是會行禮嘛XD57Please respect copyright.PENANAzSB3L4s31q
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午餐後,我們到商場逛逛又到晚餐時間。他帶我到工廠大廈找餐廳,卻要爬六層樓梯。我每爬一層都要休息,大腿筋很累。57Please respect copyright.PENANAp5t4ul9dqb
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我:現在這樣爬一層樓梯都喘氣......遲些行山又要......死了。57Please respect copyright.PENANA22jUrhe9Uh
男友:就叫你平日要多運動,現在就不會這樣了。57Please respect copyright.PENANAqbJkWLE1Oz
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好不容易到了六樓,那餐廳沒開。57Please respect copyright.PENANAWzg11BhRrA
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男友:另一間在十一樓......57Please respect copyright.PENANAJm8NvbRhoi
我:=.=‘’那只好慢慢爬......57Please respect copyright.PENANAPQJaiByxx3
男友:不去了,到另一大廈吃。57Please respect copyright.PENANALCjfktVupY
我:為什麼?57Please respect copyright.PENANAdqZeTktTg5
男友:我怕你還沒爬到,一會在梯間暈倒XD57Please respect copyright.PENANAgu0MIDJBdt
我:沒什麼,大不了明天的報紙頭版看到我,寫著「一名肥婆在工廈梯間暈倒,同行男友無力把她抬走,報警求助,兩名救護員合力將她抬離現場,送院治療。」57Please respect copyright.PENANAIVer82dNKq
男友:不會無力抬走你囉XD57Please respect copyright.PENANA2le94h61h4
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最後,我們吃了勿當奴。我吃了脆弱雞腿包,味道跟麥當勞好像,但雞腿更辣,感覺肉新鮮點。57Please respect copyright.PENANARylYajjbbJ
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晚餐後,我們又回到海濱看燈飾,他覺得潮語燈牌好漂亮。我覺得一點都不漂亮。57Please respect copyright.PENANABswh181beo
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我:我都知你不浪漫的了,所以從沒期待過賞月......57Please respect copyright.PENANAlYfpjwmvMF
男友:中秋都過了,不用賞月,實際點。57Please respect copyright.PENANAEI5OPhBBZT
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回家後,他覺得很累因為今天沒跑步;我覺得沒那麼累因為今天走少了。 57Please respect copyright.PENANAilcoI17Rce