阿steve,你吃的饅頭可是充滿著人血的。332Please respect copyright.PENANAtQMTAf5n1V
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凌晨三時三十五分,比約定時間早上二十五分鐘,畢時拖著半睡半醒的身驅來到沙田新城市廣場的默記分店門前。332Please respect copyright.PENANAFpyRFVlvMX
店舖正門鐵閘此時呈半開半掩的狀態,內部的燈火並不通明之餘,更隱約傳出一陣陣嘈吵聲音,混雜人聲和金屬器皿的碰撞聲。332Please respect copyright.PENANAjxJuFsdBtU
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思疑是否有盜竊案發生的關係,畢時小心翼翼地行到鐵閘旁邊,偷窺餐廳內部的境況。332Please respect copyright.PENANASFJjDdFNyX
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最終發現,嘈吵聲音原來出自於主管薯條部門的朋峰,年約二十歲的他正一邊煮著默記早餐,一邊憑歌寄意高聲歌唱。332Please respect copyright.PENANAEV6FvsI5UJ
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「默香餅 絕無意義332Please respect copyright.PENANA4f7fFOwWiC
它並沒法扭轉愛戀的心意」332Please respect copyright.PENANAGemapH4FYO
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夜闌人靜,了無人聲,沉醉在自己歌聲之中的他輕輕扭動手腕一下,鐵鍋上的默香餅隨即凌空翻騰一周半,翻轉另一面與鐵鍋親密接觸。332Please respect copyright.PENANA4Eby1J4PJU
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輕輕煎香煎脆了默香餅的表面後,朋峰迅速地把它從鐵鍋上拿走,繼而再把鬆餅放在鐵鍋上進行烘底工序。332Please respect copyright.PENANA77BwN7yjTU
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「光加熱等於火332Please respect copyright.PENANAlx47flQOpH
火加歌就等於我332Please respect copyright.PENANAyA8zSkOKiC
你再也沒法擋 唏332Please respect copyright.PENANAbQX5DvRuxe
將鬆餅鬆餅交給我......」332Please respect copyright.PENANALqn2o5mFXI
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處理鬆餅的同時,他扭動腰部及屁股、載歌載舞一個一百八十度轉身來到油爐前,查看薯餅的油炸狀態。332Please respect copyright.PENANAz6k8FX8InK
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「薯餅叔叔你好嗎332Please respect copyright.PENANAB16Cagx10g
三脂 超高超多是你嗎」332Please respect copyright.PENANAA3CHIOjfZ6
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朋峰唱出王傑、羅馬改詞歌曲的時候,畢時勉強還能鎮得住神緒,沒有發出一點笑聲,但當朋峰的歌風在毫無徵兆底下轉變成兒歌長腿叔叔後,畢時實在是按捺不住,竊笑嘻了一聲。332Please respect copyright.PENANABG3Nh6yr28
「誰!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAqJ2rVW7L54
聽到店外傳出笑聲後,朋峰當下生起警誡,往門口方向大喝一聲。332Please respect copyright.PENANA1IbzHskGMq
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「是我!畢時!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAKTwHy6D9oI
畢時舉高雙手步出正門,示意自己並無任何的威脅性。332Please respect copyright.PENANAxAPgvPaftT
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看到熟悉的面孔後,朋峰輕呼了一小口氣,把手中的廚刀放回原位。332Please respect copyright.PENANAXqqpev4zUx
「吃過早餐沒有?距離開店還有十五分鐘左右的時間,我可以幫忙煮上你的早餐。」332Please respect copyright.PENANA1X13d52NV4
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「若果不太麻煩的話,我想吃一碟炒蛋。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAjxVearB9nS
經過一整晚的津露飲料酷刑後,畢時渴望有一點實質的食物可以放在肚裡,默記炒蛋正正就最適合無蛋不歡的他。332Please respect copyright.PENANALu5pJtGLye
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「完全沒問題,我亦打算吃下炒蛋作為我的早餐,順手之勞!」332Please respect copyright.PENANANQ6GukFcLe
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啪!啪!啪!332Please respect copyright.PENANAOO5NNUVRXx
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純熟迅速地把數隻雞蛋剝殼後,朋峰火速利用鐵匙攪拌蛋白蛋黃製成蛋漿,沙一聲的便倒進鐵鍋裡,開動炒蛋的動作。332Please respect copyright.PENANAmFLlXtfoR3
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“不愧為月入還要比督察要高的男人,連炒蛋也特別氣勢過人......”332Please respect copyright.PENANAr8uSLYf2EO
畢時站在朋峰身後不遠處,安靜地品評著這位比自己年紀細小十年、但人工卻比自己高出兩三倍的少年。332Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3NGif0C6B
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「真想不到當初我們也討厭吃炒蛋332Please respect copyright.PENANAtOhIVxuYBg
今天竟吃得出那睿智愈來愈記掛」332Please respect copyright.PENANAZp3SjcpcY2
利用鐵鏟翻動蛋漿的同時,朋峰無視畢時的存在,條件反射地哼出改曲歌詞。332Please respect copyright.PENANAFcx1DSYyuc
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「陳奕迅的苦瓜?」332Please respect copyright.PENANAwErawyz7xT
畢時聽得出這是陳奕迅主唱的「苦瓜」,會心微笑一下。332Please respect copyright.PENANA6nvoeeyNp0
「嘿,你是隸屬哪一間教會的呢?」332Please respect copyright.PENANAZooOUahzY0
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教會的歌曲經常被人揶揄為略帶有點走音的歌曲。332Please respect copyright.PENANAo5mEve8gIS
畢時問上朋峰隸屬哪一間教會,實為一道沒有太大惡意的玩笑,暗示著朋峰被教會歌曲風氣所影響,其改寫的歌詞與原曲的韻調並不太配合。332Please respect copyright.PENANADEdzgSUh7I
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「飛天意粉神教,你呢?」332Please respect copyright.PENANACCW370G3oK
出乎畢時意料之外,朋峰停下炒蛋的動作,一臉嚴肅地看著畢時。332Please respect copyright.PENANAgc7QPKq8LB
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「我......我所隸屬的是.....陸地炒飯大聯盟。」332Please respect copyright.PENANAmFa4bpa2R4
眼見朋峰一臉認真的模樣,畢時便決定繼續把這開玩笑的氣氛延續下來,霎時創造出一道教會的名字,飛天對上陸地,意粉對上炒飯,神教對上大聯盟。332Please respect copyright.PENANA9bFBsNCDi6
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「原來你是本土派嗎?失敬失敬!」332Please respect copyright.PENANAn21VFyzDXb
朋峰把一道油澤芬香的炒蛋端在畢時面前,恭恭敬敬道。332Please respect copyright.PENANA1j9lUbgRb5
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然而他萬萬也想不到,飛天意粉神教以及陸地炒飯大聯盟是確確實實的存在。332Please respect copyright.PENANAfAkWIHzXQ8
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且在美式快餐店事件完結後的不久將來,畢時更會在各種巧合的情況發生底下,成為了陸地炒飯大聯盟的榮譽會長。332Please respect copyright.PENANAP5RdAHaLtl