到默記取西經,實屬我因一時之氣對夢為大師所作出的嘲諷。326Please respect copyright.PENANALLPqb2cTgx
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我並沒有想得到,他竟然會用上「為著沉重的磚頭不惜東西兩邊走」這道精妙回覆作出反諷,意指我為了取得外父大人所贈予的凱旋門首期,不惜在希爾頓分店及新城市廣場分店兩邊來回走動。326Please respect copyright.PENANAXu93g2bDM5
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「大師,你找人查找過我的背景?326Please respect copyright.PENANAYGO3OFJ5jO
為何你會知道我東西兩邊走,以及背後的目的?」326Please respect copyright.PENANACaaspGIfer
聽到夢為大師這道維肖維妙的比喻後,我不禁對他生起警戒心。326Please respect copyright.PENANANfcTraIWx1
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依我記憶所得,我跟夢為大師只曾有過兩次會面,第一次是在新城市分店與麥默明的蘋果批比試,第二次則是在希爾頓分店跟麥默宋的同班同學丁香進行數學比試。326Please respect copyright.PENANAXO5QIWpzQ1
兩次會面中夢為大師均充當成為裁判角色,但我跟他的對話總句數並不超過十句,其後亦沒有任何交心的交集。326Please respect copyright.PENANAuixfsxfxaw
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「畢施主,你這可真的是此言差矣,貧僧仍為出家之身,早已把世俗之事拋諸腦後,又何以會無緣無故追查施主的私人生活呢?」326Please respect copyright.PENANAQbCYlVztQI
夢為微微低頭,意圖向我突顯其光滑反光的光頭,不帶一根煩惱絲。326Please respect copyright.PENANABYczYpGuaH
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「大師,你始終並沒有回答得到我的提問!為何你會知道我的私事!」326Please respect copyright.PENANA869Mwaftm6
已聽厭政府空泛無內容官腔的我,當下竟然又從一名和尚的口中聽到帶人繞花園的對話方式,心裡不禁怒火中燒,沒有再跟他有半點客氣。326Please respect copyright.PENANAHfs9gcAAbP
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「善哉善哉,我佛慈悲!326Please respect copyright.PENANA9MTXGiR10L
畢施主,事實上並不是貧僧有意了解你的私事,而是施主你強迫貧僧觀看人你的經歷往事呢。」326Please respect copyright.PENANAgEqHHuhXdU
夢為閉上雙眼,雙手合實,搖頭道。326Please respect copyright.PENANAlfnl0hgpOY
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「俗語有云,雙眼是心靈之窗,由你雙目跟我對視的那一刻起,你便已經把心底裡的想法強行透過打開的窗戶迫使貧僧觀看!」326Please respect copyright.PENANAfFj971ez5L
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「吓......?」326Please respect copyright.PENANAfqNlvsfKra
如此苟且荒謬的理論,我自出生而來也沒曾聽過。326Please respect copyright.PENANAL2lBz5Hdv5
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「你不相信嗎?那麼畢施主你現在嘗試隨機想著一個數字,然後再跟我雙目交投吧!」326Please respect copyright.PENANARPp55G1klH
夢為大師一道悠然自得的模樣。326Please respect copyright.PENANAYtbxTMTxsI
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瞪!326Please respect copyright.PENANADmRERMGqZI
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為了當場擊破夢為大師這道謬論,我亦跟隨他的意思去做,烔烔有神的直瞪著他。326Please respect copyright.PENANAqiRgpyEM4z
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“罪過!罪過!不愧為善良之刀所選之人......”326Please respect copyright.PENANABKhTAjQafF
夢為跟我對望的時間還不足一秒,便已立刻把頭垂低下來。326Please respect copyright.PENANA9YBYfkxa8r
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「畢施主,你可真的是非常狡猾呢!326Please respect copyright.PENANA8pLt2GLLEo
貧僧明明只是叫你心想一個數字,但你竟然......326Please respect copyright.PENANA9Ed3n36Wgr
善哉善哉,畢施主你剛才所想的是,三萬、一筒和西。」326Please respect copyright.PENANACiGee0UNGX
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聽到夢為大師能夠準確無誤地說出我心中的想法後,我當下後退了兩三步,難以置信「雙眼竟然真的會是心靈之窗」這道事實。326Please respect copyright.PENANAnEIiI02GRO
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「畢施主,你無需驚慌,世間上擁有窺視別人心靈之窗能力的人士可謂絕無僅有,老納純粹只是一名較為特殊的存在而已!326Please respect copyright.PENANA0Iq76qLM4U
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只不過,請別怪貧僧多口說一句,若然你遇見有人經常性地閉上雙眼或瞇起雙眼的話,請你務必要多加提防,這是他們心藏歪念不敢展示予人的神經反射動作!」326Please respect copyright.PENANAJxtJT5WwYQ
夢為大師極為諷刺地以閉上雙眼的姿態說出這一番話,伸出右手指示我取回魚柳包神偷鑰匙扣。326Please respect copyright.PENANAzw7P66mjSn
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「哦......」326Please respect copyright.PENANAcUWfUlT66J
得知面前之人的確是一名奇能異士後,我亦不敢跟他有半點頂撞,以雙手恭維的姿態取回鑰匙扣。326Please respect copyright.PENANAFJQzxrZNjQ
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「你我今日相遇絕對是緣份的安排,既然畢施主你有遵守承諾,隨身攜備被大慈悲咒開光過的鑰匙扣,那老納也不妨再贈予畢施主一句智理明言。」326Please respect copyright.PENANAKxCJRS7lCo
此刻,夢為大師亮出一道兇神惡煞的眼神,右手食指中指合上,劍指我的心臟位置部位。326Please respect copyright.PENANAIxzfldphmM
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「過度的善良,只會自取滅亡!」326Please respect copyright.PENANACibaRwBsQQ
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大師的這句說話,一直在我腦海裡揮之不去。跟他道別後,我不斷思索細味著這句說話所暗藏著的意思,不知不覺間亦來到了沙田中央圖書館。326Please respect copyright.PENANAQCu9NyPRPd
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“唉,與其思索這些虛無縹緲的事情,倒不如花心神研究學術文章還好吧!”326Please respect copyright.PENANAMVqIa9Zslt
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到圖書館裡列印了數份與糖和鹽有關的學術文章,我便隻身出發前往希爾頓分店,利用糕普攝錄機完成間時委託下來的工作。326Please respect copyright.PENANAMs6hXMdSbp
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時間約為十時半左右,我來到希爾頓分店的門口前方。326Please respect copyright.PENANAOVDdZEw2Xr
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無獨有偶,我在正門前遇到了接近有一個月沒有見過面的麥默宋。326Please respect copyright.PENANAAtOxEskkZI
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「嗨!」出於禮貌,我向她揮手打上招呼。326Please respect copyright.PENANABwpGws6enp
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殊不知道,她彷彿就像是撞邪了似的,眼神極為閃縮,慌慌張張的雙手抱著一袋黑色膠袋以反方向奔走逃跑,消失在老遠的人群之中。326Please respect copyright.PENANARxp9bI1zSq
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「用不用走得這麼快呀?我的樣子很恐怖嗎?」326Please respect copyright.PENANA7IMKCJgt17
我隱約看到了黑色膠袋裡藏有紅色的布料,但並沒法推測得到內裡收藏著的究竟是甚麼。326Please respect copyright.PENANAN1Mqx6sgEh
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“為何......為何他褲袋裡會有魚柳包神偷鑰匙扣的?326Please respect copyright.PENANAeB5v5xL8M2
難道,這是情侶裝鑰匙扣?我的是男性神偷,而他的是女性神偷?”326Please respect copyright.PENANAifNoJEdtT2
默宋上氣不接下氣的躲在遠方一角,瘋狂地胡思亂想,展開了一系列的天馬行空虛構推理。326Please respect copyright.PENANAMAre0NyFvI
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魚柳包神偷鑰匙扣乃為她一生人中異性所送贈的第一份禮物,處於青春少艾時期的她並不懂得應該如何作出處理,只好把它當成珍寶似的收藏在自己的睡房裡頭。326Please respect copyright.PENANA47RBurvVnF
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亦是因為這樣,她心裡始終沒法徹底忘記畢時這個人,尤其見到真人的時候更是手足無措。326Please respect copyright.PENANAulu9QhW1KP
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對於默宋想法毫不知情的我走進店舖內裡後,驚見一道熟悉的臉孔就在我眼前的不遠方,而對方亦接近在同一時間察覺到我的存在。326Please respect copyright.PENANATMkiLvgrBV
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「你為何會在這裡的?」我大叫一聲。326Please respect copyright.PENANAzRLyDq9q4e
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「哦?畢時?你來得正好!326Please respect copyright.PENANAQM4EmkMJID
你快點過來嘗試一下我的手勢,為我的中式牛柳及咕嚕雞球評一評分吧!」326Please respect copyright.PENANAOHApDmvq86
我的好友景方雄穿上一身廚師束裝,揮手著我前來。326Please respect copyright.PENANA2bkTMbBGxJ