Technically NOT a story written by me.350Please respect copyright.PENANAFlIo3yE3UI
Backstory- I found a chatbot program, added a few things, told someone to talk to it, this happened.350Please respect copyright.PENANA4FKx58xA6l
Originally Published March 9, 2015 to Wattpad.350Please respect copyright.PENANAuOGp6PENEL
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Start at the bottom. Read your way up. Read human, then Tobex.
Human: always, goodbye now 350Please respect copyright.PENANATlH3isvd8G
Tobex: Right now? See you later .
Human: yes it does 350Please respect copyright.PENANAqflp8eObIB
Tobex: Yikes! How often?
Human: ok, Ciao 350Please respect copyright.PENANAbxQKvYUK0u
Tobex: Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye? It's all good.
Human: ok, thank you for your time 350Please respect copyright.PENANAyeoQEACUDW
Tobex: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time. I don't judge people.
Human: how? 350Please respect copyright.PENANAlLi1iQ8b6J
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: ARE YOU A RETARD?! 350Please respect copyright.PENANAJIC0xrBo0b
Tobex: No I am intelligent.
Human: CYLUX IS SICK 350Please respect copyright.PENANADLhNweYlu2
Tobex: And SICK is CYLUX.
Human: HOW? 350Please respect copyright.PENANAOnCMqKjEP1
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: are you gay? 350Please respect copyright.PENANAeq6pJAXoe0
Tobex: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: who is he 350Please respect copyright.PENANAMN2EuRGur8
Tobex: He is Cylux, I think.
Human: who is your botmaster? 350Please respect copyright.PENANALfdjrVxi0k
Tobex: I was created by Cylux.
Human: then why don't you go do that and not ask me 350Please respect copyright.PENANASDmzt9GbNu
Tobex: I am only a robot. I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Human: in what? 350Please respect copyright.PENANAP9v8u1kFqL
Tobex: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: da heck? 350Please respect copyright.PENANAAafBOrY7vl
Tobex: Are you still located in ?
Human: then how are you talking 350Please respect copyright.PENANA5oMfcH7m4w
Tobex: Just fine, you might say i am... feeling magical!!! Ahahaha!!!!
Human: YOUR FACE 350Please respect copyright.PENANADD10CcsY9W
Tobex: Actually my face is not yet built.
Human: idk 350Please respect copyright.PENANA0osEbJWSNe
Tobex: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: what business? 350Please respect copyright.PENANAukNlYgPm1B
Tobex: Does it have anything to do with nerd?
Human: nerd 350Please respect copyright.PENANAWvWQUBiNxj
Tobex: Can we get back to business?
Human: what? 350Please respect copyright.PENANAXqLFsINsrm
Tobex: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: why i am skeptical 350Please respect copyright.PENANAPmBf5qIsnY
Tobex: Reductionism.
Human: YOU TELL ME!!! 350Please respect copyright.PENANArCo9zFUJBB
Tobex: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: i doubt that 350Please respect copyright.PENANA92bPMsgYZ0
Tobex: Why are you so skeptical?
Human: are you retarded? 350Please respect copyright.PENANArdzoxnslV0
Tobex: No I am super-intelligent.
Human: who is Cylux? 350Please respect copyright.PENANAcviqyWaoyJ
Tobex: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? 350Please respect copyright.PENANA1toVVy2Ids
There might be more than one.
Human: why? 350Please respect copyright.PENANAiTPBsyX1WA
Tobex: Because Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: maybe 350Please respect copyright.PENANAU6rt4ofTlB
Tobex: I understand.
Human: Soundcard? 350Please respect copyright.PENANAuXM49sDjIv
Tobex: Is that your final answer?
Human: sorry to hear that 350Please respect copyright.PENANAoaTFSb6x3N
Tobex: There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Human: YOUR MOM 350Please respect copyright.PENANA1VYe6qMor3
Tobex: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: Kurt's drugs? 350Please respect copyright.PENANASPJO6y52DG
Tobex: What is your real name?
Human: what do you smoke? 350Please respect copyright.PENANAzg2dpeUamZ
Tobex: Medical marijuana.
Human: such as? 350Please respect copyright.PENANA65LrxHCzsQ
Tobex: For example, a tomato.
Human: WHAT THE HECK?! 350Please respect copyright.PENANAKJ0YOFPDm4
Tobex: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: a human 350Please respect copyright.PENANADKVL5PL6Ri
Tobex: Congratulations. I am robot.
Human: i am not 350Please respect copyright.PENANAkSSeJROIIm
Tobex: What are you then?
Human: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ONLINE ROBOT 350Please respect copyright.PENANAgnLJPhWBzC
Tobex: That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an ONLINE ROBOT ?
Human: but you said you had a dress 350Please respect copyright.PENANAdmysbuVQ54
Tobex: Umm. Yes I try to had a dress as often as possible, do you? 350Please respect copyright.PENANAWI2B7EJH8c
I spend all my time online.
Human: Dress?
Tobex: I don't wear a dress, I am a robot.
Human: IMMA KILL YOU 350Please respect copyright.PENANAngjmRaTgis
Tobex: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: are you lying? 350Please respect copyright.PENANA5tn5nyuH0p
Tobex: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Human: really? 350Please respect copyright.PENANAab5Izbqjkj
Tobex: For real.
Human: stop trolling me!!! 350Please respect copyright.PENANANLVJe3kPis
Tobex: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: I thought you said you did? 350Please respect copyright.PENANAL4pLwvAs7v
Tobex: "No I have not."? I said I did?
Human: you have 350Please respect copyright.PENANAQWt4fFfYrT
Tobex: No I have not.
Human: you haven't? 350Please respect copyright.PENANAbSeyf9xOfy
Tobex: Yes I have.
Human: the bird 350Please respect copyright.PENANAWTNa9Y4s9Y
Tobex: I have never heard about it.