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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.395Please respect copyright.PENANANmiB1TTa2R
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Harrison Ford:395Please respect copyright.PENANAX9KqnqD7le
I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!395Please respect copyright.PENANAx3aIDz5N2P
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!395Please respect copyright.PENANAGGkW3BHORv
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M. Night Shyamalan:395Please respect copyright.PENANAT13Q9QGp41
Curses! You've caught me.395Please respect copyright.PENANAyAx4wWx108
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J.J. Abrams:395Please respect copyright.PENANAZWx0A01ESj
It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.395Please respect copyright.PENANAWx8PZmeWXn
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M. Night Shyamalan:395Please respect copyright.PENANAoA43jcCthA
Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!395Please respect copyright.PENANAKbOHHlQPsq
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J.J. Abrams:395Please respect copyright.PENANAsi8bkNOxQX
This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.395Please respect copyright.PENANAggIsgtojCS
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M. Night Shyamalan:395Please respect copyright.PENANApYCiKORnAG
Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?395Please respect copyright.PENANAeKsxj8pNuj
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J.J. Abrams:395Please respect copyright.PENANADwoQxsm15R
None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.395Please respect copyright.PENANAFH0ZBxTS7H
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M. Night Shyamalan:395Please respect copyright.PENANAhFiBuemeNd
(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!395Please respect copyright.PENANAutqvuRuwaq
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-395Please respect copyright.PENANAEIOL2UUDvc
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Bernie Sanders:395Please respect copyright.PENANAFpbFrtajbT
ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!395Please respect copyright.PENANAvrELz26k7K
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Robot Hitler:395Please respect copyright.PENANAE87OAPwGbg
NEIN!!!!395Please respect copyright.PENANAsPQiXPQ7sh
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Bernie Sanders:395Please respect copyright.PENANA07c0dxFUes
Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!395Please respect copyright.PENANALNK8gUj9cO
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Robot Hitler:395Please respect copyright.PENANApFkGHtXL3i
Yeah right!395Please respect copyright.PENANAZxkAhJMv92
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Bernie Sanders:395Please respect copyright.PENANAwKlEDEjHNi
All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).395Please respect copyright.PENANA0lcqrsUOL9
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.395Please respect copyright.PENANAwkBiSRffh1
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Robot Hitler:395Please respect copyright.PENANAe7meWzd0ov
Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!395Please respect copyright.PENANAqXZVimQyBz
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Velociraptor:395Please respect copyright.PENANACoZR5J2qqY
(Keeps throwing bananas)395Please respect copyright.PENANADctUJijJCn
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Robot Hitler:395Please respect copyright.PENANAISkcUskqUA
(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!395Please respect copyright.PENANAaR2rgThTup
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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