Mordecai and Deku made it to the entrance gates of Kurtistown.
"Hold on," Mordecai stopped Deku and walked forward.
Two yee-yee boys, one dressed in blue camo, the other wearing green camo, blocked Mordecai's way.
"What's y'alls business here? Who sent ya?" The blue yee-yee boy stared Mordecai down as his fiddled with his rifle.
"George sent me. I mean us..." Deku walked up behind Mordecai. Mordecai shifted his hips to let the yee-yee boys know he had a humongus epic flame thrower attached to his belt.
The yee-yee boys nodded and opened the gates. Mordecai and Deku walked down the path into the old town road. The pair made it to a large building with a long red carpet that lead from the outside to the inside. The carpet was covered in mud. This place was redneck, that's for sure. Mordecai busted the doors down and walked in.
Infront of Mordecai and Deku sat Kurtis Conner, leader of Kurtistown. Kurtis, with his awesome stache and rocking mullet wasn't paying attention to the newcomers at the door, but to something else.
His eyes were focused on a bowl next to him, filled with water. A fish sat inside. Kurtis lovingly stroked the bowl.
"Gosh Dory, you amazing, I'm gonna sing a song to ya," Kurtis coughed.
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," The blue fish implied.
Kurtis cleared his throat,
"Well, I just got done on my old man's farm99Please respect copyright.PENANA6f4cViVl7T
And I walked on into town (alright)99Please respect copyright.PENANARm5v4Dv1Jc
I saw a girl with big blue fins99Please respect copyright.PENANA89UBHMct3u
And her fins right on the ground99Please respect copyright.PENANAUhFTwQ6axW
So I grabbed a couple ice cold beers from the fridge99Please respect copyright.PENANAupcx9v1Bby
And I opened them with my feet99Please respect copyright.PENANABvW9ZFyPQ6
And let me tell you something 'bout this girl99Please respect copyright.PENANAvDj5dxROZD
She's the sweetest thing you'll ever meet
She's the yee to my yee99Please respect copyright.PENANAYqFuwF0J37
The ground to my beef99Please respect copyright.PENANAVgJBqYcMzl
She's the girl of all my dreams (alrigtht)99Please respect copyright.PENANAqHyGSXsHSc
But there's just one thing about her99Please respect copyright.PENANAzH555o1l2Q
That I just can't believe (I can't believe)99Please respect copyright.PENANAAVWoKmfpqw
When I look in thosе eyes, it ain't no surprise99Please respect copyright.PENANAhOk5CQJJ8m
Shе's the most southern girl I've dated (yee, yee)99Please respect copyright.PENANAXFNs9ShBD6
But there's only one thing wrong with this woman99Please respect copyright.PENANAawA18p75j9
We're not blood related
Oh brother, what will my daddy say about this?99Please respect copyright.PENANA57nt8KWl2M
We're not blood related99Please respect copyright.PENANA9VF7e92Gu0
Yee, yee,"
"Hi, I'm Dory. Who are you, handsome man?" Dory looked at Kurtis.
Kurtis continued, still serenading the fish,
"My friends say I'm crazy for loving you99Please respect copyright.PENANAYEy8ryUuHh
But I don't know what else to do (What else can I do?)99Please respect copyright.PENANAAzXJOlToqw
You got a lip full of dip and a heart full of love99Please respect copyright.PENANAgv34JNMbBM
You're sweeter than Mountain Dew (code red)99Please respect copyright.PENANAOXm7RGqxvV
I'd stand in a circle of fire for you99Please respect copyright.PENANAUk1V9LIyjW
And let a bull chase after me (I swear to God)99Please respect copyright.PENANA8oQBMCcdci
But how we're supposed to start a family if we ain't family?
She's the yee to my haw99Please respect copyright.PENANA0VVEIr1sNd
The see to my saw99Please respect copyright.PENANAbrnzQKi6ix
She's everything I need (you're everything I need)99Please respect copyright.PENANADBjaUBPcfs
Except she's not my sister99Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5ndq6Bsap
Or my cousin at the very least (Oh, c'mon!)99Please respect copyright.PENANA94NhySwpti
Like a fish on my daddy's fish pole99Please respect copyright.PENANATyhvBlkko6
You got me hooked and my breath is baited99Please respect copyright.PENANANP1bywanQF
But there's still only one thing wrong with this girl99Please respect copyright.PENANAvzJHVKihnd
Still not blood related
Woo!99Please respect copyright.PENANAprRbBQeNa9
C'mon now99Please respect copyright.PENANA63lS31BAG6
You make me shoot lasers out of my eyes..."
Kurtis stopped. He motioned for some yee-yee boys to come over.99Please respect copyright.PENANANu492ziBxS
"Boys, give this lady a special treat. Code Red style," Kurtis smiled and nodded at Dory. The yee-yee boys pulled out a Code Red Mountain Dew and poured it into Dory's tank.99Please respect copyright.PENANAHmDHAKfDxU
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," Dory said.
Dory's tank filled with Code Red. She began to choke, and then died.
"Darn..." Kurtis sighed.99Please respect copyright.PENANA5ZCN2v04EA
But then Chris Mclean walked in, Dory's brother. Chris swiped his lushious locks back and flashed a smile at Kurtis. Kurtis knew what happiness finally felt like after meeting Chris's gaze,
"Well folks, we got to talking and99Please respect copyright.PENANAQKi2KqzWic
One thing led to another99Please respect copyright.PENANAhcRLgl0T3j
And if I want this girl to be family99Please respect copyright.PENANAcz0JsTKWo4
I guess I just gotta marry her brother..
He's the skin to my buck99Please respect copyright.PENANAGnXJkEpPR1
The wheels of my truck99Please respect copyright.PENANArRGEATVel7
He's my sweet home on the range (I'm in love with him)99Please respect copyright.PENANAG4L62Y1kF4
And there ain't one thing about him99Please respect copyright.PENANAuQeoOSGbBX
That I would ever change (he's the perfect man)99Please respect copyright.PENANAgRkFwWPaRe
Now honey, I know it might take a while99Please respect copyright.PENANAGuPcYziqP5
For you to get sitiated (I understand)99Please respect copyright.PENANAjrfWK6KrYY
But I'm in love with your brother even though99Please respect copyright.PENANAqdEuS3IuyU
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)99Please respect copyright.PENANAavCwEDPGtQ
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)"
Kurtis locked eyes with Chris intensely, his eyes becoming red from lack of water. Kurtis returned his gaze to the newcomers who had patiently waited for Kurtis's serenade to be over.
Deku applauded Kurtis and began preforming the berries and cream dance. Kurtis shooed Chris away. Kurtis hopped up and nodded at Deku's dancing.
"Woah. Darn good dance moves," He smiled at Deku, then glared at Mordecai, "I done heard George sent ya. What does he want now?" Kurtis licked the dip in his mouth.
"I think you know what.." Mordecai stared back at Kurtis unpleasantly.
The two men had beef with eachother.