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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWp29uRD3fs
一、直接說。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWiZc3MKoV
「我想分手。」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmu2FTOMhS
「好。」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJsSxdf4ui
？！這麼乾脆……761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnspuQ6671C
「那……」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfow575xWcH
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELQmS8qKYc
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJbbYgNX2r
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcfp5TfmDw
「……好吧。」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1O2ThzfL30
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4svYVECjkM
「根本算不完啊！！」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9K8yse2PcJ
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKpYzx8kgK
「……我不玩了。」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxa0DUxy25c
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二、劈腿。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3YV6Oo7Ui
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBvjEacu4u
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxq74tpX9ja
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxC0iETe6N
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbs0udZ5Re
「……」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDPhOe1Mmj
「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ROTfd1Hjf
「……」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojTQGYBsi9
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6a3BVUfHug
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三、我躲！761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuM06uGZ5By
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhy2jsb0jmx
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XHCBD5nGJ
錯了。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhKRoOvkfX
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMw48bQC4Io
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AGb0g2aYQ
「……」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXoZFHYDRLD
好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwhObzlH9Q
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