I've banned Dylan from picking Hunter's outfits after a couple weeks of misadventure.
The first time I come home to Hunter in a onsie that says All Mommy Wanted Was A Backrub.
Then it was one that said Daddy's Little Squirm with a drawing of a sperm cell under it.
Then one that says I Have Front Row Seats At The Boobs Show.
Then one that says My Daddy and I Both Like Nice Boobs.
Then finally one that says 9 Months Ago My Mommy Read 50 Shades of Grey.
These and the mustache pacifier is why I don't allow Dylan to pick his outfits when I'm around. However the second I turn my back, he'll have him in some new outfit he bought that will probably make me want to strangle him.
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Edit: excuse me while I get the shirt that says "Hey asshole, watch your language. I'm a baby" off Hunter. Daddy is about to find himself in trouble for misbehaving. I'm engaged to an oversized child866Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi85EtEMlI3
