hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory266Please respect copyright.PENANAnFOkyrffaq
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 266Please respect copyright.PENANA8gtmfNNPd9
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.266Please respect copyright.PENANAHuMom8qliK
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?266Please respect copyright.PENANAywPOM6SfPW
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.266Please respect copyright.PENANAvfL54e8bud
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.266Please respect copyright.PENANAPsl3jrlT8M
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.266Please respect copyright.PENANAHH4pweW3ZY
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.266Please respect copyright.PENANAVrzzijx8kq
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?266Please respect copyright.PENANA3LUEgzs1cr
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.266Please respect copyright.PENANANAAQQFrpvS
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.266Please respect copyright.PENANAY3LXLEKDYu
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.266Please respect copyright.PENANAaFF2vxVjkj
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 266Please respect copyright.PENANAm5ooXDaaqc
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.266Please respect copyright.PENANA6jYljg1ugo
girl bestie? - coco <3266Please respect copyright.PENANAOeGEphr5or
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.266Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZZ7H6ebOR
age? - seven years old.266Please respect copyright.PENANAGV3iaMoDIE
last person i texted? - idfk.266Please respect copyright.PENANAyRVK2pkPeF
last person i called? - probably my little brother.266Please respect copyright.PENANAx5zFbG0l0n
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?266Please respect copyright.PENANAxU660HhLtp
random fact? - i like food.266Please respect copyright.PENANALCdsnchaxt
single or taken? - big, fat taken.266Please respect copyright.PENANAzVD0QX2Oy1
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.266Please respect copyright.PENANA3QksGIY3Ng
first kiss? - bitch wtf?266Please respect copyright.PENANAkjqhKjhhIh
ever smoked? - nope.266Please respect copyright.PENANAGyruPDOLCk
ever done drugs? - nope~266Please respect copyright.PENANAhpEAnVhbAY
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.266Please respect copyright.PENANA65wSdHUHjj
longest relationship? - five and a half months.266Please respect copyright.PENANAJxZuNnYIgP
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.266Please respect copyright.PENANAIOEgmcGZ2C
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.266Please respect copyright.PENANAW0XaO90iHH
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.266Please respect copyright.PENANAHhLpzYzWUs
obsession? - kpop.266Please respect copyright.PENANAoCcq9KYfOf
do you give second chances? - that depends.266Please respect copyright.PENANA6ssgSmYCuf
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?266Please respect copyright.PENANA3GPRJEocoK
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.266Please respect copyright.PENANAYIrSF4qfvD
day or night? - idk.266Please respect copyright.PENANAczMKgu2xBW
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.266Please respect copyright.PENANA1ylILFowe4
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.266Please respect copyright.PENANAg85qKflj1Y
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.266Please respect copyright.PENANACWLdLmlcey
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.266Please respect copyright.PENANANLOBiUV1H2
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.266Please respect copyright.PENANAaQ0TAlGQOv
favourite movie(s)? - idk.266Please respect copyright.PENANAKMMP3G0yLf
current mood? - bored and tired.266Please respect copyright.PENANA8DJhUVKvPL
jealous of? - a lot of things.266Please respect copyright.PENANAEhD02Pbq5r
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.266Please respect copyright.PENANAqP5PBxhtVZ
pets? - two dogs.266Please respect copyright.PENANADKzC9iUqbB
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.266Please respect copyright.PENANAf8KEdjkpS4
favourite number? - seven.266Please respect copyright.PENANANb4EEzIwfj
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.266Please respect copyright.PENANAJkCK0TLCTw
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.266Please respect copyright.PENANAnQaLRo6yfp
afraid of the dark? - yes.266Please respect copyright.PENANAy5xoI8DMB5
one wish? - to be happy for real.266Please respect copyright.PENANAAnQt71ssdE
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?266Please respect copyright.PENANAi6Ix7t07vm
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.266Please respect copyright.PENANAVe9szG0XB7
age? - i'm still seven years old.266Please respect copyright.PENANAIkf7SJT3xE
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.266Please respect copyright.PENANADRX9z3SVjp
something you hate about yourself? - my body.266Please respect copyright.PENANAQOA3vlKTLJ
something you like about yourself? - idk.266Please respect copyright.PENANATO9q9F7hH5
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.266Please respect copyright.PENANAM6d4z9GZi1
favourite band? - bts.266Please respect copyright.PENANAQlLiQJIrKQ
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!266Please respect copyright.PENANAO36hFEWVuI
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.266Please respect copyright.PENANAN54Iojbd80
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.266Please respect copyright.PENANAMVYR8CIkpA
girl crush? - emmi.266Please respect copyright.PENANAXwsyz02kIQ
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.266Please respect copyright.PENANAZunPPBD4ar
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^266Please respect copyright.PENANApZFF4gozV0
talents? - singing.266Please respect copyright.PENANAYx8NdTEu8y
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.266Please respect copyright.PENANA02S4s3bYED
someone i love? - emmi.266Please respect copyright.PENANAy1J5DCYN4a
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.266Please respect copyright.PENANA0ThCwJTEIG
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.266Please respect copyright.PENANAoy4TiDykwn
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.266Please respect copyright.PENANAJcdDrfsaMc
favourite animal? - dogs.266Please respect copyright.PENANAmwghek6vUY
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 266Please respect copyright.PENANA9BzcTL3Izb
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.266Please respect copyright.PENANA3IM0lYg46H
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.266Please respect copyright.PENANAc9DqkPbelm
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.266Please respect copyright.PENANAw3BxTkxpmt
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.266Please respect copyright.PENANAQ6bodSMrR2
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 266Please respect copyright.PENANAfJDrRVdxnY
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.266Please respect copyright.PENANAP2WwRmztV7
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.266Please respect copyright.PENANA1M15lNM9oq
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.266Please respect copyright.PENANAFxdNS4GE87
country? - i don't live on earth. 266Please respect copyright.PENANAAIhOd38jrd
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.266Please respect copyright.PENANAxfJC4SWUwl
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.266Please respect copyright.PENANAGCDV6ZhUAx
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.266Please respect copyright.PENANABh8BjVXfqQ
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.266Please respect copyright.PENANAWCCEFRyG7U
country with your favourite accent? - australia.266Please respect copyright.PENANAQRO6AGSIGm
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.266Please respect copyright.PENANAweBQ9Z033g
dog or cat person? - both.266Please respect copyright.PENANAUdBzzreCgt
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.266Please respect copyright.PENANAhAk3S5YrYb
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.266Please respect copyright.PENANAlkQeThkJiw
do you belive in God? - idk.266Please respect copyright.PENANAnl9fPbCAvV
single or taken? - taken.266Please respect copyright.PENANAgSV0hvSwPA
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*266Please respect copyright.PENANAbtGBasI6gP
birthday year? - 1930.266Please respect copyright.PENANAZrbAjx782j
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.266Please respect copyright.PENANACYlc8NTauC
age? - what's that?266Please respect copyright.PENANA9U0CYperzu
enthinicity? - african american.266Please respect copyright.PENANAmi84QN4MH2
tea or coffee? - neither.266Please respect copyright.PENANAWx1ubkswm4
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.266Please respect copyright.PENANApRT8DPlG3L
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*266Please respect copyright.PENANAFnxXFnRA3j
favourite food? - ice cream.266Please respect copyright.PENANAwHNx3dNXvO
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 266Please respect copyright.PENANAv1czpFeSw8
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.266Please respect copyright.PENANAvpAhiEOBJI
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.266Please respect copyright.PENANAeWJ7HiNnO9
favourite soda? - sprite.266Please respect copyright.PENANA7PdRtcA44a
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.266Please respect copyright.PENANAnSAc6M8lw6
can you swim? - yes, wtf?266Please respect copyright.PENANAFYMeLl41pc
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.266Please respect copyright.PENANAIwAuU07dnr
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.266Please respect copyright.PENANAIx6UuSowGG
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.266Please respect copyright.PENANAExruxj1GA6
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.266Please respect copyright.PENANAjRTgkBVrla
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*266Please respect copyright.PENANAVvwjrgDBPS
apple or andriod? - apple.266Please respect copyright.PENANAstE0LepBTR
best dessert? - mochi.266Please respect copyright.PENANAI1PtZH0lfy
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have you ever:266Please respect copyright.PENANAtR1KeaEurg
1. skipped class? - yes.266Please respect copyright.PENANA2JbOJIB3x9
2. done drugs? - no.266Please respect copyright.PENANACuh2B2tN36
3. self-harmed? - yes.266Please respect copyright.PENANAvWqVbWpXix
4. drank? - no.266Please respect copyright.PENANArPlulLXYie
5. shoplifted? - yes.266Please respect copyright.PENANAfIRac5oRK5
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.266Please respect copyright.PENANADGa1gBO5AN
7. broken up with someone? - yes.266Please respect copyright.PENANAs7CsRPARPI
what's your favourite:266Please respect copyright.PENANABHvARNaVI3
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.266Please respect copyright.PENANATHXgdL5cvq
9. movie? - break the silence.266Please respect copyright.PENANA5gyYMVG8nc
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.266Please respect copyright.PENANAHW0DQ5l6ac
11. artist? - bts.266Please respect copyright.PENANADia1i1uYcS
12. singer or band? - bts.266Please respect copyright.PENANABpHbpPsnSF
13. memory? - idk.266Please respect copyright.PENANAfsfoBhtf1r
14. book? - the cruel prince.266Please respect copyright.PENANAe9OkUeG5sF
this or that:266Please respect copyright.PENANATr6MsYxat8
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.266Please respect copyright.PENANAQ3267Pnzsa
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.266Please respect copyright.PENANALas66QMASA
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.266Please respect copyright.PENANAy7mTkntFvk
18. movies or books? - idk.266Please respect copyright.PENANAyxs6Ju7O2d
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.266Please respect copyright.PENANAoVI9N5lQVe
20. blind of deaf? - blind.266Please respect copyright.PENANAInKb1teeby
21. tea or coffee? - neither.266Please respect copyright.PENANAjuce5Qiq5g
what's your:266Please respect copyright.PENANAZCh9QE8L4w
22. age? - ninety-one.266Please respect copyright.PENANAsA6CWvgUem
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.266Please respect copyright.PENANASVvaENdEYm
24. height? - 4'11.266Please respect copyright.PENANABnL8Y3jKWj
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.266Please respect copyright.PENANAxNtHG2n1xK
26. shoe size? - seven.266Please respect copyright.PENANAlf69lkyuXx
27. religion? - i'm not religious.266Please respect copyright.PENANAQGQcV03CHb
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.266Please respect copyright.PENANAwLelTLTMdt
opinion on: 266Please respect copyright.PENANAAgqY4uIzsu
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...266Please respect copyright.PENANAUNn7DSn3SM
30. second chances? - it depends.266Please respect copyright.PENANAgynlkb7LIP
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.266Please respect copyright.PENANAdvYydRRudw
32. abortion? - ew.266Please respect copyright.PENANAPXWoB8iilA
33. a death penalty? - ew.266Please respect copyright.PENANAzDLmTSZYfG
34. marijuana? - i likes that.266Please respect copyright.PENANAG8TNa1596A
35. love? - what's love?266Please respect copyright.PENANAg2nwH49LWe
do you:266Please respect copyright.PENANA0zWbaHPYjj
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.266Please respect copyright.PENANA9hmfp6QPKg
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3266Please respect copyright.PENANAzqeFC5wxZV