無驚無險到咗星期一,今日係小悠第一日返學,都係我第一日返學。379Please respect copyright.PENANAlxvlkAWJQE
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但因為小悠係插班生,所以唔可以同我一齊入課室。(順帶一提我地同班)379Please respect copyright.PENANAmmZcec6gl0
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班主任課嗰陣,喺Miss崔(班主任)介紹之下,小悠慢慢行入課室。379Please respect copyright.PENANAD8enc6ILVP
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班房隨即出現交頭接耳嘅討論聲,我坐喺靠窗尾二個位,只係見到幾個飢不擇食嘅狗公對小悠投以饑渴嘅目光。379Please respect copyright.PENANA4hLmrSrPCN
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「小悠你就坐喺第一行第一個位啦!」Miss崔指一指門口講。379Please respect copyright.PENANA748GgATNZb
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我望望門口嗰邊,小悠個位剛好與我形成一條對角線,而坐喺佢後面、隔離同斜後面嘅就係頭先眼甘甘望住佢嗰幾隻厹。379Please respect copyright.PENANAFwxDyJWifQ
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小悠一坐低就同佢地打招呼,而佢地緊係食住上,乘機撩小悠講野。379Please respect copyright.PENANAiEEVPx2XVu
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我喺五米之外目擊呢一切,只係覺得一肚火。379Please respect copyright.PENANAH2UF3FLGMk
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幾經辛苦捱到小息,我藉啲意搵小悠一齊去小食部買嘢食,一聽到有嘢食佢果然兩眼發光,即刻乖乖跟我落樓。379Please respect copyright.PENANAvlZcw66MbJ
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「乜學校都有嘢食賣架?」小悠問咗一句廢話。379Please respect copyright.PENANA3szEFBOFI0
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「有,嗰個地方叫小食部,跟我讀一次:小、食、部。」我一時興起咁玩。379Please respect copyright.PENANAAuUtT7tlrm
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佢竟然將我嘅鳩噏當真,跟住讀:「小!食!部!」379Please respect copyright.PENANACHPA3kUjrw
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我開始懷疑,小悠失憶之前會唔會係個智力有問題嘅人士。379Please respect copyright.PENANAEqCRJpX8vP
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「不如陣間我帶你行一次學校啦。」落樓梯嗰陣,我提議。379Please respect copyright.PENANAlQJsgLfsnZ
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「好呀!呢度啲門全部都一模一樣,都分唔清邊度打邊度。」小悠好興奮咁答。379Please respect copyright.PENANAOST1kQvR95
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「總之你記住,我地班房喺5樓,出面寫住5E嘅就係嘞。」我教佢認住我地嘅班房,呢個時候張廷宇突然出現喺我地面前。379Please respect copyright.PENANAFzXxdmPGuB
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「飯爺,你真係唔聲唔聲…」379Please respect copyright.PENANA7HwmOE3KQn
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「乜野呀?」我有預感,佢嚟搵我係為咗啲麻煩嘅話題。379Please respect copyright.PENANATM2LI8NbqS
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「收埋條女喺屋企不特止,仲要帶埋返學校,邊夠你玩吖?」講完佢扮野拍咗幾吓手。379Please respect copyright.PENANA9HafqNaBLz
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我解釋到唔想解釋,決定扯開話題。379Please respect copyright.PENANACBu9X7epmj
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「你個芝芝呢?又話好返嘅?」379Please respect copyright.PENANAuqwVgFRjWz
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「芝芝喺音樂室練緊choir,身為男朋友點可以打擾佢?」379Please respect copyright.PENANAFLiYPHY158
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「咁你去音樂室門口等佢啦,唔好嚟搵我麻煩…」379Please respect copyright.PENANAkB90CW5XLk
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「幾時有話搵你?我嚟係搵小悠嘅。」379Please respect copyright.PENANAtAuZFiGZfN
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「你搵佢做咩呀?」379Please respect copyright.PENANAtARzdwFXnT
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張廷宇無視我,懶係親切咁同小悠講:「小悠~嗰日真係唔好意思呀,累你整親隻手,你好啲未呀?」379Please respect copyright.PENANAT2bgxVTGUO
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「嗯,醫生話抖幾日就會冇事,你呢?你嗰日都好似跌得好傷喎?」379Please respect copyright.PENANA58iOWIQ6Vi
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「我晨早冇事啦!不過你記唔記得嗰日…」379Please respect copyright.PENANAtRP5xzy9Y4
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「嗯!我話只要你肯落返嚟,我就慢慢同你解釋吖嘛!」379Please respect copyright.PENANAdEqVHQt64k
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「太好喇!你仲記得!」379Please respect copyright.PENANATFm5lU4oHN
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已經搞清楚張廷宇嘅目的,原來係嚟八掛嘅;最令人吐血嘅係小悠居然高度配合佢。379Please respect copyright.PENANA1gccBMcBQk
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「咁你同阿飯究竟咩關係啫?」張廷宇追問。379Please respect copyright.PENANAV9rKbYdUed
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「佢係…」喺我準備搶答嘅同時,我見到小悠都好似想開口,於是即刻用眼神叫停咗佢,示意由我嚟解釋。379Please respect copyright.PENANAuLunwByUzw
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如果唔咁樣做嘅話,90%會出現大家同步講野但證供不一嘅老套情節。379Please respect copyright.PENANABLA1TUNsKP
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即係我講「佢係我朋友」嘅同時;佢同一時間講「我係佢親戚」,然後大家交換句野又再柒多次呢類劇情咁上下。379Please respect copyright.PENANAlNYs9bJ88H
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小悠明白我嘅意思,乖乖合上嘴巴。379Please respect copyright.PENANAahiEe5Kq96
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「小悠係…我親戚個女。」我對張廷宇講。379Please respect copyright.PENANArGFTxxp2i2
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「親戚個女?你幾時多咗個親戚我唔知架?」我父母兩邊都冇兄弟姊妹,所以冇乜親戚。379Please respect copyright.PENANAbl9eyOIpHB
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「移民咗好耐,呢幾日先返嚟。」我求其作。379Please respect copyright.PENANAQAKFT3lCRR
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「哦哦,你咁講嘅我咪信住先囉。」張廷宇語氣中充滿懷疑嘅態度,我不禁思考我講大話嘅技巧係咪差成咁。379Please respect copyright.PENANAb6fGqlTQHG
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「唉唔玩嘞,我嚟搵你係有大鑊野同你講。」張廷宇突然收起嬉皮笑臉。379Please respect copyright.PENANAQKQOQ4sOod
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「咩大鑊嘢呀?」連小悠我都帶埋返學校,我相信都冇咩大鑊得過呢樣。379Please respect copyright.PENANAXq3bMErrzY
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張廷宇打開ig個學校secret,俾咗入面一個post我睇:「自己睇啦。」379Please respect copyright.PENANAxm3FPiPeV0
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我用咗20秒睇晒成個post,然後用咗40秒呆喺原地。379Please respect copyright.PENANAKTWu2vMMwI
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「喂?你唔使咁誇呀?」張廷宇喺我眼前揮手。379Please respect copyright.PENANA4eBG83TXxz
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「咩事呀?」然後小悠都睇咗個ig post。379Please respect copyright.PENANAOwiK7CLd9o
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「一句講晒,你搵唔搵條契弟隻揪?」張廷宇問我。379Please respect copyright.PENANAEHfd3UtTP8
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「邊個條契弟呀?係咪post入面講嗰個學生會會長呀?」小悠一臉天真地問。379Please respect copyright.PENANAuyTao0zIk2
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至於個post講咩,我簡單解釋一吓:有人目擊到珀奈向學生會會長告白,然後當場被狠狠拒絕。379Please respect copyright.PENANAICj1F6pgKu
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「呢啲咁嘅page係人都可以上去鳩噏,你覺得我會信?」我裝作冷靜咁講。379Please respect copyright.PENANA1uCF3MnHGl
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「唔係喎,條友post埋圖喎…雖然蒙到pk。」379Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZgEMv3Otl
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「你都識講蒙到pk,你又知一定係佢嚟嘅?」雖然表面死撐,但以我暗戀咗佢兩年嘅資歷,要分清相入面嘅係咪佢其實唔難。379Please respect copyright.PENANAQDRDpkJv9g
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我諗我要收返上幾行講過嘅說話,今次真係好L大鑊。