Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo113Please respect copyright.PENANAIPhTJfEdEe
- iPhones are SEXY113Please respect copyright.PENANAaYaAzvcMIP
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!113Please respect copyright.PENANA6FHM6dfppm
- YOU LIE113Please respect copyright.PENANAruRisocxuL
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag113Please respect copyright.PENANAobN6HtB7kK
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 113Please respect copyright.PENANAlsldTblMEX
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 113Please respect copyright.PENANAQrd85KiCVH
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.113Please respect copyright.PENANAuDyC2QJHH5
- Character development is only possible through murder.113Please respect copyright.PENANAT6ScITJ0QF
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania113Please respect copyright.PENANAhEDhtFxz46
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools113Please respect copyright.PENANAjMDgKwdufE
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess113Please respect copyright.PENANAplTK9kwM6T
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct113Please respect copyright.PENANA9QWyd54gAp
- i like the *bling* *bling*113Please respect copyright.PENANAVJCh7OpxaW
- hashtag accessorize113Please respect copyright.PENANAy1UOmNSxgJ
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!113Please respect copyright.PENANAzFVsDtthL2
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!113Please respect copyright.PENANAnjroVthIOB
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!113Please respect copyright.PENANABhR8fvSrqM
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore113Please respect copyright.PENANAwjleV1nhm3
- we're done here, you butcher.113Please respect copyright.PENANA207LtRgCeg
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN113Please respect copyright.PENANAPi6dWDK2dh
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...113Please respect copyright.PENANAUJpoJJVnrS
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars113Please respect copyright.PENANAJFkjbwPG8s
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.113Please respect copyright.PENANAtSlYT8NSBG
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 113Please respect copyright.PENANAmXau1I5VmR
kid 2: sure. 113Please respect copyright.PENANAPjceeSPVZx
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 113Please respect copyright.PENANAqfkSaTjcdu
kid 2: ... sure.113Please respect copyright.PENANAYwM3AfoKJ4