番外篇L：美人計492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDModDVuvAG
492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHGaadLH9N
「Martin BB你依家做緊咩啊？」492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPe3XXe0MNl
救命，我未曾回覆了一個曖昧的訊息後，便立即想嘔出來息。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzq8PQYSZI
可是聊天對象，即是Martin也秒速回覆了我：492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZovdGtSBs
「我喺到睇緊電緊啊，琪琪豬」492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLkeBaYEwi
媽啊！誰是你的「琪琪豬」了！492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw854OC9C70
我真的沒有這個勇氣再繼續與他聊下去了……492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLyLotwFIW
492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskgMZfZbOU
我龔欣琪與男生交往無數，並從他們身上獲取數之不盡的利益便宜。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5vAFKuyNb
雖然看似我是一個專玩弄感情的婊子一樣，不過那些前任我都算是曾經真心喜歡過他們，那怕只有一秒鐘也好。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwS8EGcrl3I
然而，此刻這個正在與我互傳嘔心訊息的Martin，喜歡他零點一秒都嫌多。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmX3j2qjaN
不，應該是說我今生都不會看上他一眼，更完全不會對他產生非份之想。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20RBI2zL5r
若不是Mandy及 Alvin對我有恩，我不才會出手協助今次事件。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRIlb5M6A8
492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjhfxcnpsg
「叮—鈴—」492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERlQQeyTTO
「琪琪豬做咩唔覆我啊？」492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08S64Isxfp
「喺咪嬲咗我啊？」492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTvZ4bCtyS
「錫翻，呵翻」492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPKTieqIJc
「快啲覆我啦」492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86plFwuT4c
我只是閒置了一分鐘而已，那傢伙就已經不斷在向我傳送海量的詢問。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoUdyzhuHj
待事件完結後，我一定會把他扔到大西洋餵鯊魚。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLd6v3fxpa1
492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44MiZ2lniO
但為何我與他會「發展」得如此迅速。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRsHuMxl6B
那就要回到大約半個月前，即是Mandy有求於我的一個星期後。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQT70qvFJY
492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfqy4N0GdM
某天放學時，我站在了學校的庭園某個角落等待著某人的出現。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR29Fv8WYmO
而我正等待中的那個人，並不是我任何一個前度或是現任男友。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqNvBUzkGC
雖然在一眾男友當中，某幾個或許都能協助我妥當完成這次的碟中諜計劃。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUqEq9H3nW
但Mandy吩咐過事情一定要保密，而那些前度現任似乎也不太可信了。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SonNDgpOd
因此免於Alvin的計劃胎死腹中，我還是拜託了那個人為我收集情報。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQA7OKoU7p
492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiP1YTVD7c
「Laura，唔好意思要你停。」492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt50irJXPt7
然而，一說曹操，曹操就到了。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYthzRBEek
這個正向我揮手的人，也是我初中的同班同學，有「狼」之稱的Fazer。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcixHxExVcN
492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWwipyZ4cC
「唔喺啊，等咗一陣咋嘛。」我隨即也向Fazer說道。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeuNvy3E2L
而他便從斜孭袋裡拿出了一份對摺的文件，並交到我手上。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoE4H3gfZU3
「你要我幫手調查嘅資料喺哂到。」492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRB9wBWlfk
「唔該你。」我接過文件時便與他道謝。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHBK9MXADQ
492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡay0WMVBlCq
接著，Fazer也整理了一下自己的斜孭袋後再說：492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdO2OI1r1d0
「舉手之勞，Alvin同Mandy出到聲，我一定會幫……啊，我仲有下一單委託要做，走先。」492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDembGfjPS
「嗯，唔阻你啦，Bye！」我馬上也向他揮手道別。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBEd1m4LhU
而他也隨即急步離開了庭園。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtu0ZWL1UAk
492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZju461BHI
為了對付Martin，要Fazer從百忙之中幫我找出這些資料，真是辛苦他了。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbsU6Zqvyw
日後有機會要一定要找上他與Mandy及Alvin等人來一個初中聚會才行。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zxQOE2DBp
然而，說到了初中，其實此刻我手上的文件，也就是關於Martin，我另一位初中同學的所有個人資料。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jyGUvi8SO
492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QHyqtREpx
這份資料非常詳盡地列出了所有關於Martin的事項。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeg4QtkMjIR
包括他的身高體重、出生日期及地點、校內成績、校外活動等。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0vTZq7Hdz
但Fazer這傢伙竟然連Martin的父母工作職業都一併列出。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbREoamZJwb
他到底是如何做得到的……492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoe6McdYexN
492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37HvF4IQ7Z
不過這不是重點，重點是我必須要確定，到底我能在Martin身上獲得甚麼的利益便益，才不會白白浪費我這一次的犧牲。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDgdfg6pd6
不過，正當我在看到了Martin父親的工作是「影音器材商店老闆」。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofz87qC99p
大腦隨即靈機一動，想到了我都是時候要更換一下家中的影音設備了。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqy6FLibPCD
因為私下其實我都有在家中拍自己彈奏鋼琴的影片上傳到YouTube上。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSk9P8uzBy
但是我最近也發現了負責收音的麥克風似乎出現了一點毛病，影響了整段錄音的音質。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3zYefMCVW
所以看來Martin這傢伙還有一丁點的利用價值呢。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnM5mFuIrc
492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRJssQnecO
於是在隔天午飯時候，我便按照了Fazer的資料提供。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyjJdjOgdp
在學校附近的一間快餐店找到了Martin的蹤影。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpP0JsT0r0T
然而，看著他隻身一人在餐廳裡孤苦伶仃地看著飯。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bppoKs69i
就發現他正如資料所說，在升上高中後，未能結交太多的朋友。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyG0SxwI6tN
或許同班的同學會對他避而遠之，都是因為他那糟糕的性格。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITQXakmbyr
不過，只有他一個人的話，也有利於我去接近他。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYugrSxjMDu
492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4AzSXaxjj1
雖然搭訕一事，對我來說簡直是易如反掌。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8cYYTlvr7
男生通常被我隨便撒一下嬌，就會立即變得言聽計從。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BvHEcquKQ
不過昨晚我還是先在大腦中進行了上百次的模擬搭訕。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDijAy8gX2
因為這次搭訕講求能在最短時間內接近對方，並使其御下心防，令對方相信自己是一伙。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8RAfNbctd
然後就盡最大所能套出對方的全盤計劃及打算。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEzl4pOm0s
因此，其實我都特別挑選了數個方法，來試圖令Martin迷倒於我。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOSYSytgII
當然色誘也是其中一個方法，不過希望這個方法不用派上用場就好了。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19GLN2uJD7
492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXSwu1J35M
接下來，我也慢慢地走到了Martin的後方，並用著溫柔的語氣說：492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FnGweFUjN
「咦，呢個咪Martin！點解你會喺到嘅？」492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYRz92ICsV
我先假扮此刻與他的相遇看似是一個偶然。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozcdBib8I2
492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVUy7KetUE
「我平時都會嚟呢到食晏。」他很快就與我說道。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMJST0vZGp
這也代表我的搭訕計劃，第一步成功達成了。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5BPetkinv
接著就是把他帶到我的領域之內，從而使他對我產生興趣。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcrbovPDL6
492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYXHDZh4G7
「喺咩，我平時嚟呢到都唔見你嘅，睇嚟我哋今日真喺好有……緣、份啦。」492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyNnhK3R1I
我刻意把「緣份」二字拖長來讀，目的是為了誘導他。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtB52czfWRe
然而，我與他有緣個鬼！492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5tcx5M9tH
要不是這是計劃的一部份，我根本就沒有興趣知道他會到那裡吃午飯。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRkKVWUH06
492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEyJIRoohY
「哇，睇嚟我哋真喺好有緣份啦！」而他都馬上雙眼發光似的看著我。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgmbDrJzes
看來正如Mandy覆述Alvin所說的一樣，Martin這個人非常渴求愛情。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡna4WaRLoI9
因此會經常做一些與星座及緣份有關的研究，希望能藉此能找到自己的另一半。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5swgeztPm
492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1f0jU1DhYS
於是我便順勢再嬌嗔地說：「我哋初中同班已經好有緣，估唔到今日又會比我哋巧遇，睇嚟我哋嘅緣份仲未完。」492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqq90zNh52l
我、想、嘔……492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmE0p7gbPJT
492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMopTjZly7x
隨後，我更輕輕地觸摸他的肩膀，再用温婉柔弱的語氣說：「哎呀，人哋有點肚餓添。」492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakxMxdoDUa
被我觸碰了的Martin馬上猶如觸電一樣，整個人從座位彈起身來。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3aUW27m7U
並隨即就向我露出了一個興奮的表情，並問道：「你想食咩啊？我買比你啊！」492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJ9oimZv5L
492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBODcgwhkD
我只是輕輕地碰一碰，他就如同發情了的小狗一樣，變得言聽計從，並毫不遮掩面上猥瑣的表情。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlS043EY2Hg
到底他是多麼渴求與異性的接觸呢……492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16BzHuXYyI
難怪Elaine也會對他畏懼三分，不，應該是畏懼「百」分才對。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXvbOYSPfl
然而說到底，我真的要與這一個人「交往」嗎。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY71ROOQuws
我有選擇「不要」的選項嗎……492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyeG6EG57R
492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRvwP29YS2
不過，自快餐店那天起，我都的確成功接近了Martin。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhghoGn4vG5
並很快就被他表白了。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTFWKIuLdV
過程被比想像中順暢及快速，令我意想不到，甚至是嚇了一跳。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDrYF72vtw
到底是我的搭訕魅力成功吸引到他。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbNgt8ISIG
還是他真的非常飢渴，很想與異性建立關係呢……492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbJIdvNfEi
492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOWmIAN3Xr
不過既然Alvin打算速戰速決。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21TzalsR8s
所以這麼快就能與他結下關係，也不是甚麼壞事。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmBwORyayn
算是為了讓我能夠盡早脫離與Martin的關係。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDILzTQHAY
492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEiHHE1EfO
而過程中，我也在一邊向Martin套出計劃同時，一邊向Mandy報告。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7a3PZoDhq
但是，隨著時間的流逝，我也越來越討厭Martin這個人。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPfcbiX71C
因為他竟然在與我聊天時，提及了許多Mandy的壞話。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32Eq1Lx8HS
說甚麼Mandy眼光差、無腦，才會搭上Alvin。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9s2Oh4Cioe
又取笑Mandy及Alvin的分手是因為她們二人都是傻子。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZG3ODoBEJ
492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88Kn1qzvQH
我可以容忍他取笑Alvin。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSZX5pxeZC
不過拿Mandy來開玩笑，我真的完全容忍不能。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjWJA5oiAq
但此刻的我，還是只能繼續沉住氣假裝認同他。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHc5eac0ys
因為現在的我，都可不想把計劃搞垮。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTtRk3kcwE
希望能夠親眼看著這個說我知己壞話的人遭到報應的一刻。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50ZShL6Bb7
492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGVDu2aXrf
當然除了Alvin的反擊外，我都一樣會想辦法要令他跌到谷底，永不翻身。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYosBdfC4Y
而這時候也就是我那些前度男友發揮作用的時候了。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyUU2qSmCS
反正與都就快到達三個月的時限，我也是時候要換過一批男友。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVLiEv5M76
並可以順便被黑鍋扔到Martin身上，到時候肯定會有好戲看了。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0PIXayKQS
單是幻想一下畫面，都已經令我感到無比興奮。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKmFkHILQs
492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93wsUDnVef
待續……492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtqZVdit67
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