第一五二章:情人節439Please respect copyright.PENANANq1Y1nEItr
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今天是二月十四日,即是情人節。439Please respect copyright.PENANAnYkl2DWMcg
在踏上樓梯來到六樓的一刻,就已經感覺到今天走廊的氣氛截然不同。439Please respect copyright.PENANAq6nLeebLOB
忘了說,今天早上是我少有地獨自一人上學。439Please respect copyright.PENANA7w2tMekUOr
在昨晚,Venus以奇怪的理由說不能與我一同上學。439Please respect copyright.PENANASzVggIPBkk
理由大致是甚麼「聽日要早啲翻學校準備一下」之類的。439Please respect copyright.PENANAJfpdSxmUua
幸好我的腦袋經常在線上,第一時間都想到肯定與情人節有關。439Please respect copyright.PENANAptXPXSZxEz
而提及到情人節,大家一定會想到巧克力。439Please respect copyright.PENANAlnvEHVtiAZ
女生會贈送男生巧克力,但就視乎是友情巧克力還是本命巧克力了。439Please respect copyright.PENANAOlSCWKUP9o
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回想起大家還是4F並第一次渡過情人節時,簡直與災難沒有分別。439Please respect copyright.PENANAYE9aFgXZlM
首先是Leo莫名其妙地收到了許多巧克力,羨慕得我們其他男生都眼紅了。439Please respect copyright.PENANAZIfWrSU7dN
其次就是其他班級的女生都陸續前來我們班來向Leo贈送巧克力。439Please respect copyright.PENANAN5ey0ebVwO
原因是Leo剛好在不久前的學界籃球比賽以單人五十多分的成績奪下了冠軍。439Please respect copyright.PENANADnlW2etQrB
那時候的他都還沒有退下到二組,仍然在一組活潑著。439Please respect copyright.PENANAzLBoQlxWJx
然而,我所說是災難當然不只有Leo收到大量的巧克力。439Please respect copyright.PENANAvIuyuHhbgV
而是在那一天的下午,我們班的教師桌上竟然擺放了一排巧克力。439Please respect copyright.PENANAG5LG1te8j2
但那排巧克力並沒有附加任何的心意小卡片,完全不知道是送誰及由誰送的。439Please respect copyright.PENANAGweqhI4P0U
使我們眾男生圍著那排巧克力討論了一整個午息。439Please respect copyright.PENANAScx9Tjc1k1
最後更因為大家都吵著說一定是級裡的校花匿名贈予自己的,而大打出手。439Please respect copyright.PENANAxCgRrNvapa
然而至今都沒有人知道那排巧克力到底是誰送的以及送誰的。439Please respect copyright.PENANANmhwg0sex9
不過是次事件已經被我們紀錄在F班大事錄中,而且更稱為「女神的巧克力」。439Please respect copyright.PENANAsct9p8p0pf
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回到現在,今天的這條走廊依然與往兩年在四樓及五樓時一樣。439Please respect copyright.PENANA8KUeRxb65F
可以看到不少臉上掛著靦腆表情的女生,在不同的課室外徘徊著。439Please respect copyright.PENANAIKVUngClsv
看來應該是在嘗試著鼓勵勇氣走到該班裡向某人贈予巧克力。439Please respect copyright.PENANAdOBv2Xy7Ux
而我們都稱這些女生為「丘比特」。439Please respect copyright.PENANA6nHbjEnMpJ
因為如果你幸運地被她們選為贈送對象,恭喜你,你是被愛神選中之人。439Please respect copyright.PENANAw5NKkdMkUq
不過當然也有幾個例外的了,每年總是有幾個「友情丘比特」混入在其中。439Please respect copyright.PENANA3zb4LcMkPN
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其次,也有幾個女生一臉笑容得拿著一大袋巧克力在走廊行走。439Please respect copyright.PENANAwul9u8KfUR
我們稱她們為「教主」,因為那幾個女生臉蛋都挺不錯的。439Please respect copyright.PENANAFT4FMCqLw8
而且還是級裡擁有名氣的人,往往都會成為男生們的夢想交往對象。439Please respect copyright.PENANAgrGvRRiHLY
不過從她們拿著一大袋巧克力的行為可見,她們是在贈予友情巧克力。439Please respect copyright.PENANAIDD5bpBjBK
因此被她們選中的,恭喜你,你成功踏進她們的friendzone了。439Please respect copyright.PENANAR3Kzac4qvY
但若你連被選中的機會都沒有,恭喜你,你在她們心裡一點存在感都沒有。439Please respect copyright.PENANAtKbsKGSAk8
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最後一種在今天才會出現的生物,就是「食屍鬼」。439Please respect copyright.PENANAzRvDlCqFQs
但它們並不是女生,而是男生。439Please respect copyright.PENANAuFrJge8Td3
食屍鬼們因為在往年都接收不到任何的巧克力,包括友情巧克力在內。439Please respect copyright.PENANA1YtxcDvy6N
最後惱羞成怒,今年決定親自到外覓食,會去襲擊任何擁有巧克力的男生。439Please respect copyright.PENANATJBw6gSRXK
聽說隔壁班曾經有受害者在拿到由校花贈予的友情巧克力,並在走廊高興地慶祝時,遇上了海量的食屍鬼襲擊。439Please respect copyright.PENANA0yq0Rz3vBf
目擊者表現,該巧克力被當場碎屍萬段,而受害者最後也只能保住其包裝紙的一角。439Please respect copyright.PENANA7FP70gAB72
所以當我們在別班收到巧克力時,會選擇立馬將其收藏,並裝作失敗了的樣子返回課室,途中更不能與任何食屍鬼對上眼神,否則後果自負。439Please respect copyright.PENANA2T6I1294sL
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正因為有食屍鬼的存在,所以我才明白為何Venus要早一點回學校準備。439Please respect copyright.PENANAhiAuMLlmDb
而當我步行到C班外的走廊時,好奇地往裡頭一看。439Please respect copyright.PENANAzlO4EroGb4
就見到Venus正在裡面忙著包裝巧克力,而她都很快就留意到我。439Please respect copyright.PENANATeyLkXkL4Q
於是我先向她招手,並擺出「喲」一聲的口形。439Please respect copyright.PENANAWDeEOBjX1X
她隨即就向我揮手起來,但是很快就不斷向我指著,並露出一個震驚的表情。439Please respect copyright.PENANAIHZWZ6Fz4m
於是我便有地好奇地轉過身一看……439Please respect copyright.PENANAfBrcZfGzJy
「Alvin……你喺咪準備收朱……古……力啊?」439Please respect copyright.PENANASmI2MJe9X5
原來是Hero以著一個喪屍般的表情在後方說著,差點忘了他是食屍鬼一員。439Please respect copyright.PENANAwHvFPSSrKX
我瞬間愣住了,但隨後也假裝淡定並說:「唔喺啊,我喺到同人打招呼咋嘛。」439Please respect copyright.PENANAGo00O9DjFk
「咁……你……做……流……哂……冷……汗……咁……」439Please respect copyright.PENANAGSjMgOuMKJ
Hero將一句說話裡的每一隻字都拖長來說。439Please respect copyright.PENANAAu7pONlvlQ
再配合他那個彷彿將要把我吞下肚的表情,不被嚇得冒冷汗才怪……439Please respect copyright.PENANA61hEcYUD0x
「我……」439Please respect copyright.PENANAe2ubdLRXX6
「A班有人收到朱古力啊!食咗佢!」439Please respect copyright.PENANAQqap2eA5D1
就在我不知所措的時候,走廊盡頭傳來了其他食屍鬼的通報。439Please respect copyright.PENANArPJHJSMGYA
因此Hero在收到通報後,便馬上喊道:「兄弟上!」439Please respect copyright.PENANAvvaVGEuhcL
然後就從我身旁跑去,往A班的方向離去。439Please respect copyright.PENANAygEO7U9iLa
當然在那邊廂不久後也傳來了一陣慘叫聲,不過與我無關。439Please respect copyright.PENANA8sfdTekG71
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在Hero離去後,我再次望進C班裡並倒抽了一口氣。439Please respect copyright.PENANAnTQiLQ6VBX
而裡頭的Venus在看見我「安全」後也捏了一把冷汗。439Please respect copyright.PENANAZ557MIRAYV
隨即她也拿起了手機並向我傳送訊息。439Please respect copyright.PENANApZ0BOThQGt
「嗡—嗡—」439Please respect copyright.PENANAPrvE0Keisv
褲袋的手機很快就震動起來,於是我趁沒有老師在走廊偷瞄了一眼:439Please respect copyright.PENANAc1JD4bYz1a
「阿侑,放學先比你啦(>w<)」439Please respect copyright.PENANAKXho0HlNqZ
在閱讀完訊息後,我再次望向了她擺出一個「OK」的手勢。439Please respect copyright.PENANAgtNRyUGCR6
隨後再與她稍作道別後,便戰戰兢兢的返回課室。439Please respect copyright.PENANAmOh3HODGJK
幸好途中沒有人向我贈予巧克力,或是遇上食屍鬼……439Please respect copyright.PENANAYFepMaH7g2
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「What the……」439Please respect copyright.PENANAqaVmKWXESw
但返回課室,並回到座位的一刻,我看著自己的桌上差點「破功」。439Please respect copyright.PENANAgb6NMGtPtd
眼前竟然有五袋巧克力放在了我的桌上。439Please respect copyright.PENANAFSDSrd7EXv
我立即環顧一下四周,確定沒有食屍鬼,就馬上坐到座位上並自言自語:「點解會有咁多袋架……」439Please respect copyright.PENANA99uvp5UW3Z
「有三袋喺我同Rita比嘅。」突然有一把聲音在我前方說道。439Please respect copyright.PENANAC10dIzOs8Q
於是我抬頭一眼,發現是Laura。439Please respect copyright.PENANAhQZPHgRV7R
她在與我對上眼神後,也繼續把話說下去。439Please respect copyright.PENANA2LFJ14tFJ0
「我同Rita各一袋,仲有一袋喺代Mandy送架。」439Please respect copyright.PENANAJK2mGaJLGk
「玥玥?」439Please respect copyright.PENANAJnVsvGFA1o
「嗯,佢託我哋幫手送朱古力比你,不過喺友情定本命就唔知啦,哈哈。」439Please respect copyright.PENANAfQXKMBq0Nk
在她解釋過後,我隨即就拿起了眼前其中三袋款式相似的巧克力。439Please respect copyright.PENANAD43WJ5HsJq
上面分別寫著Laura、Rita及Mandy三個名字。439Please respect copyright.PENANAPUoNzB9uUk
而Laura在我拿起她們所送的巧克力時,稍為別個臉並有點臉紅地說:439Please respect copyright.PENANAetE11wlsFc
「你……唔好誤會我同Rita送嘅朱古力啊,我哋都喺送友情朱古力……始終大家都做咗同班同學六年,對你都唔多唔少感情深刻啲……Dan同Francis都有架!」439Please respect copyright.PENANA8p8LL67f83
「多謝你啊。」我拿起了寫有她名字的巧克力,微微笑地道謝起來。439Please respect copyright.PENANAQXMSok7UZL
不過我接著也把目光放到桌上的另外兩袋巧克力上。439Please respect copyright.PENANA3xpmMZVKPw
「咁呢兩袋邊個送架?」439Please respect copyright.PENANAVi7pBNUih5
然而,Laura卻一副不知情的樣子說:「我都唔知啊,翻嚟個陣已經見到有兩袋朱古力喺你檯面。」439Please respect copyright.PENANAoJSgMPUKSw
那麼剩下的這兩袋巧克力到底是誰給予我的?439Please respect copyright.PENANA0Fy0xSGwtB
莫非……又要重演「女神的巧克力」事件!?439Please respect copyright.PENANApdYyndtf4L
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「嗯?」439Please respect copyright.PENANAKc6IRX4BpG
正當我準備回想起那次事件的時候,卻留意到斜前方的座位上已經擺放了一個書包。439Please respect copyright.PENANA9SkrVYmLcO
這個座子、這個書包……是依玲的。439Please respect copyright.PENANAR3rJeDyF0h
如果書包放置了在座位上的話,證明她已經回來了。439Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZTUaXocff
我立即拿起了其餘的兩袋巧克力查看,發現其中一袋大大寫著「阿侑」兩字。439Please respect copyright.PENANA7s12RFBHgr
於是我馬上往課室的四周搜索,嘗試尋找一下依玲的身影。439Please respect copyright.PENANASh6NVLVuTz
而最後,我看到了一個身影躲藏在教師桌的後方。439Please respect copyright.PENANAwN81FZQwyZ
我盯住了那個身影,而她都稍為探頭望向了我的方向,卻很快就與我對上了眼神。439Please respect copyright.PENANAyvxbHfQZpt
接著她嚇了一跳後,便立即把頭縮回教師桌後。439Please respect copyright.PENANAnIwrGEdKFe
沒有錯,那贈送完我巧克力又躲藏起來的人,絕對是依玲。439Please respect copyright.PENANAnW5qrazMvi
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「踏前一步就是本命,但後退一步則是友情」439Please respect copyright.PENANAV1xU1Q4i0N
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作者的話:但有可能永遠困在友情之中……439Please respect copyright.PENANAmkDhqKlg7s
部份被紀錄在F班大事錄的事件分別有:439Please respect copyright.PENANAZLpWpYFY4I
「女神的巧克力」:中四情人節,男生們因為神秘的匿名巧克力而大打出手。439Please respect copyright.PENANAeMf1SXZlNt
「最後的菠蘿腸仔」:中四聖誕聯歡會,又是男生們因為最後剩下的一件菠蘿腸仔而大打出手。439Please respect copyright.PENANAdduCq34ql3
「近乎末日的一星期」:中五第一次班會後,眾女生因為得知Leo已經有女朋友,而消沈了大約一個星期多。439Please respect copyright.PENANAeX2UnDch1B
「F班史上最大騙局」:中五Martin事件,阿侑與部份人以假戲真做扮演不和以引出幕後黑手,當時更欺騙了不少人。439Please respect copyright.PENANAZthIKuYoQP
「一王三后的男人」:顧名思義指阿侑,但當事人毫不知道自己的事跡被編入大事錄。439Please respect copyright.PENANAaSudYoeTrY
「愛與青春的暑假營」:純粹暑假營發生了很多事,當中包括得知Harriet與Eve交往所以才改這個名字。439Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6JLDeDvdP
「毫無夾公仔天份的男人」:由Mandy獨家提供,紀錄班中一名男同學夾公仔時,一直夾不到目標物,卻夾下了大量不相關的公仔,最後隔天午飯更要捱麵包。439Please respect copyright.PENANAZUQxxugdCx