Q：「都無辦法，唔通同佢講Kuromi其實係我唔通佢會開心咩，我都唔想俾人憎死。」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6OJTw0fWz
我：「妳肯受溝佢咪開心囉。」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvq4hPyARo
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我：「你咪試下DM佢話跌咗部iPhone無得同佢打傳說囉。」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVwdIiTcWI
Q：「哈，你唔去做騙子後面嘅軍師真係嘥晒。」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRCMb1VzAM
我：「我從良㗎喇，唔會種大麻，可惜種夏枯草係唔會搵到錢，所以一事無成。」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmynxo7emX
Q：「如果我真係跌咗部電話你會點？」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaTcniE1z9
我：「拜託千祈唔好發生啲咁恐怖嘅事。」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4R6efYbqw
Q：「咁假如發生咗呢？」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmnGSYZdqE
我：「都總會…搵到部電話畀妳用嘅，唔iPhone得唔得？Android都幾好用吖，小米都幾抵，又或者iPhone X，SE咁囉，新機無能為力…」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYWjiHXaii
Q：「多謝喎，唔使咁驚，我會好好保管我部電話，用我僅餘嘅一個Casetify殼嚟保護佢免受傷害，目標係用到考DSE為止。」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2zAGrHHHC
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佢就好似想食咗我咁樣，其實我又唔介意俾佢食嘅，反正佢已經日日蠶食緊我。572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE10wg8OT5g
Q：「咁驚做乜，我講我條仔咋。」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17QEaLxWby
我：「哦，原來係咁…」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2s5Aq2Spb
如果買部iPhone畀妳就可以做到妳條仔，我又唔介意即刻去銀行㩒晒啲錢出嚟去買部最低規格嘅型號；但…都係嗰句，我哋重要生活，就算妳做咗我條女，上埋床都好，咁之後可以點，我根本就滿足唔到妳嘅要求。572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCl3fnaUs8
Q：「不過講起禮物，我寧願收手袋好過。」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexifJMFBl0
我：「嗯，點解嘅？」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡviQey7OWDB
Q：「手袋重保值過電話吖嘛，iPhone過三年就唔見七成錢，手袋keep得好又買啱款嘅話，過三年分分鐘攞得返七成錢。」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGq76PhQ8o5
…嗯…無計啦，貧窮嘅女人係市儈啲㗎喇。572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yTBP52ZLE
我：「係呢，其實你以前應該有好多包包㗎，但點解我見妳剩係帶咗兩個過嚟嘅？」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzytheZ6m0
咁當然唔計佢個書包啦，雖然佢書包都係靚嘢。572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9eYj7fejS
Q：「哈，講起就扯火！第一，我無可能全部入得晒落個喼，第二，我媽咪臨尾嗰兩日攞晒啲值錢嘢去蘇格蘭站賤賣，賣都算啦，明知嗰啲謀人寺鋪頭食咗你隻車㗎嘛，明明去迷你倉租個locker放上網慢慢賣就可以多好多錢！越諗就越火滾呀，真係嬲死佢！」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD76rEBn7vW
我：「唔好嬲佢啦…我諗…佢都係臨急臨忙，加埋傷心過度，先一時意氣用事嘅啫。」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjV8miGhXu
Q：「我知呀，講笑啫…嬲佢都嬲唔落，因為佢就係一個從來都亂咁嚟嘅女人，而家嘅兩個包包，一個係我最鍾意嘅Loewe，而另一個就係我條仔送畀我嗰個。」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8a5RWlDaUg
作為屋邨仔嘅我，鬼知佢口中嘅撈V係乜咩，deep V我就知啫；不過佢既然講得係最鍾意，應該都係價值不菲㗎喇。572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaydBL3pS3L
然之後就繼續上Miss Tang嘅中文堂。572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9239XFZys
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