嘩,乜咁搞法呀,Miss Tang係咪明知我同QQ好friend所以惡攪我?唔好呀,我唔要同女神分開呀,我真係知錯㗎喇…657Please respect copyright.PENANAaNV5rVhm9Q
我:「我以後都唔會再兀凳㗎喇,唔使啦。」657Please respect copyright.PENANA49TtTraBYb
QQ見到我成隻死狗咁就即刻喺度暗笑。657Please respect copyright.PENANA2qDPpqroVW
鄧:「咁就專心聽書啦,唔好再魂遊喇。」657Please respect copyright.PENANAbe7O8jaO38
我:「呀,係喇,Miss,我想問下兀凳兩隻字點寫?」657Please respect copyright.PENANAPi1nOrISBe
鄧:「兀凳係口語,寫出嚟即係搖椅子。」657Please respect copyright.PENANAX1gUAJDRde
我:「咁兀凳呢兩粒字有無得寫㗎?」657Please respect copyright.PENANAElE244zjAT
鄧:「你試下考試寫出嚟,我一定唔會畀分你,再問小心我要你罰抄兀凳呢兩粒字一千次。」班上面其他同學聽到即刻哄堂大笑。657Please respect copyright.PENANAp4nD797Hcd
唔問囉,鬼唔知係口語咩,都唔知係咪佢唔識寫出嚟所以先咁答我,不過就唔踢爆佢喇。657Please respect copyright.PENANAhl6SIIp7F7
點知呢個時候QQ佢遞咗張紙埋嚟畀我。657Please respect copyright.PENANAIDoKFoKmIa
『扤/兀凳/櫈』657Please respect copyright.PENANAxU2kaZWpZP
Q:「嗱,畀你抄一千次。」657Please respect copyright.PENANA5PZ4YwmnWv
我:「呀,係喇,我認得呢個係凳字,但呢邊呢隻係乜嘢字嚟㗎?」657Please respect copyright.PENANA5UNZqK1jyP
Q:「你話死唔死呀,一隻中文字得三劃你都唔識,不如返去再讀多次小學啦。」657Please respect copyright.PENANANeBO4MBfvm
我:「係Pi?係几?係禿?」QQ一路擰頭。657Please respect copyright.PENANAOyL0C8KkYQ
Q:「作死你呀?禿字上面有一大抽禾字架喎。」657Please respect copyright.PENANAKiSIfVXi2I
我:「咁咪啱囉,禿鷹禿頭㗎嘛,抽光咗啲毛上面光脫脫咪得返個Pi囉,叫Pi鷹都幾襯吖。」657Please respect copyright.PENANA8kQ0edOil1
Q:「食屎啦,呢個咪就係兀凳個兀嚟囉。」657Please respect copyright.PENANAEeMnxAOzVm
我:「個字咁簡單點解無教過嘅,真係唔寫得㗎?」657Please respect copyright.PENANAxqUlRjclr4
Q:「梗係唔係啦,兀凳無人寫啫,突兀個兀咪呢個兀囉,重有岳飛死敵金兀朮,三國演義入面孟獲個老友兀突骨都係呢個兀,兀係指事字嚟,係一個人字上面畫一畫表示頭部,可以解做高聳,可能隻字望落有啲似座山上面有粒石頭,又可以解危石,再引伸做不穩同不安,就好似形容跛腳嘅人行路就會話佢哋兀下兀下。」657Please respect copyright.PENANAIZCNqIYhJ4
救命…QQ講中文字嘅催眠程度可以媲美Miss Tang講書,但我又對兀凳呢粒字好好奇。657Please respect copyright.PENANA0SG490lcO7
我:「咁點解兩隻字都有兩個寫法嘅?」657Please respect copyright.PENANAIfPimZXjTM
Q:「呢個用字慣性嚟啫,唔同組合都有人用,櫈係新造字嚟,因為啲人覺得凳用木造咪叫個木部畀佢囉,你可以視乎張凳用乜做而用邊粒字,例如石凳就無理由加個木字落去啦,至於兀,原本多數攞嚟做形容詞,加個剔手邊咪變動詞囉,即係郁動一樣嘢而令佢不穩,呢粒字喺詩經就已經有㗎喇,可以話你扤張凳,搞到張凳兀下兀下。」657Please respect copyright.PENANAnOBHaPjzjq
我:「點解妳識咁多嘢…妳係咪中學生嚟㗎?」657Please respect copyright.PENANAHddN1yhQyk
Q:「唔關事,睇網絡小說學返嚟。」657Please respect copyright.PENANA6zqvHu1Twx
救命,點解佢煮個米粉都搞唔掂,但就識埋咁多古靈精怪嘅中文字,唔得,我都要專心聽書先,正所謂桃花園有顏如玉,紅樓夢有林黛玉…657Please respect copyright.PENANAZ7wcRTQJst