年初一嘅午餐好豐富,有煎蘿蔔糕,一碟雜錦燒臘,一碟濕餸,即係發財好市重有炆斑球,一碟乾燒,即係金沙骨椒鹽鮮魷重有大明蝦,一餐食唔晒今晚重有得食,由於我唔慣淨食餸,所以琴晚我私自潷多盒飯返嚟添。135Please respect copyright.PENANAFbVoQQsMrz
Q:「咦,有隻鮑魚仔添喎。」135Please respect copyright.PENANAREFrywmgF2
聽到佢呢句,我第一時間諗起佢身體嗰隻先…135Please respect copyright.PENANAe2roWv6f5b
我:「係咪好矜貴,妳食咗佢囉。」135Please respect copyright.PENANArkCknaFeuV
Q:「有幾貴喎,大陸罐頭鮑好平㗎咋,一隻都係十蚊八蚊到,你食啦。」135Please respect copyright.PENANAHYpyjF7kxJ
我:「嗯,係呀,使唔使我平時買啲畀妳食。」135Please respect copyright.PENANAFVbcXCG6xv
Q:「唔使喇,大陸嘅驚有重金屬,我食開澳洲墨西哥野生一罐一隻嗰啲,無咁平。」135Please respect copyright.PENANAnJzXM5zKIr
果然係有錢女唔貴唔食,於是我就一啖將隻鮑魚仔放入口度(口趙),嗯,同食魷魚都無乜分別啫,鮑魚呢家嘢,要食梗係食女人身上嗰隻啦。135Please respect copyright.PENANAMcqovPf0zv
食完飯,返咗四日工,庸懶嘅我攤喺張床度準備瞓晏覺之際…135Please respect copyright.PENANA2VQf6wGIkE
Q:「咪瞓呀!一齊做功課喇。」135Please respect copyright.PENANAgO1FoAuQ7R
我:「春天不是讀書天…年初一有乜理由做功課㗎,今日係安息日嚟。」135Please respect copyright.PENANATZJER3MpE4
Q:「我理得你年初幾呀,過兩日你又要返工,到時又話無心情做功課㗎喇,你又唔使拜年,唔準咁懶呀!」135Please respect copyright.PENANAw3Va4werw3
我:「喂!知喇!咪㧻我條腰…」135Please respect copyright.PENANAlOpWRtkOhd
做功課咪做功課囉,好叻咩…咁其實我學校啲功課又唔係話好多,計埋之前嗰啲已經做咗大半,剩返嘅係最唔想做嘅中英作文,讀書報告,同埋西史自主研習;對學生嚟講做功課唔係最慘,最慘係剩返幾樣最唔想做嘅功課日日對住唔知點好。135Please respect copyright.PENANA2azBkr5pIJ
我:「Queenie呀,不如妳幫我作文吖?」135Please respect copyright.PENANAzj2qTdwFZI
Q:「做乜要我幫你作埋咁懶呀?唔準咁呀!」135Please respect copyright.PENANAAfviVrd0tT
我:「咁我唔識嘛,諗唔到作乜腦閉塞好痛苦。」135Please respect copyright.PENANAAAwBPBfpUc
Q:「而家乜年代呀,上網打幾粒關鍵字已經搵到大把文章參考啦,左搬右砌已經搞掂。」135Please respect copyright.PENANAn5M6hd1N6o
我:「既然咁簡單不如就妳幫我砌一篇啦。」135Please respect copyright.PENANAp8bSXi9aBn
Q:「你畀個理由我點解要幫你。」135Please respect copyright.PENANAQip0u8zSMy
我:「我好歹有份養妳,幫下我都好應該吖。」135Please respect copyright.PENANAhl868Xjwqn
QQ聽到我咁講頓時語塞了,嘻嘻,睇嚟佢今次無得反駁喇,話晒我每個禮拜都貢獻咗八九粒鐘工時畀佢,而且又要煮飯畀佢食同幫佢洗衫;雖然呢,我唔敢叫佢幫我做啲更加過份嘅嘢,但做功課呢,我都係開到口嘅。135Please respect copyright.PENANAsYpwwljsaP
Q:「嗱,我寫個大綱同埋段落大意畀你㗎咋,唔會寫晒出嚟畀你逐粒字抄,如果唔係你乜都唔識,我唔想害咗你俾你媽咪鬧呀。」135Please respect copyright.PENANAWbXXzoMRYr
我:「妳咁惜我媽咪又點會鬧妳喎。」135Please respect copyright.PENANAgF7lCrzMGC
Q:「唔好廢話喇,咁你都有嘢要幫返我。」135Please respect copyright.PENANABnLb4p2NJl
我:「嗯?有乜嘢要幫妳呀?」135Please respect copyright.PENANAjgI7sIvM2i
Q:「我啲胳肋底毛又開始生出嚟喇…」135Please respect copyright.PENANAhXU0TGjqP0