蚊:「唔使你呀!唔勉強你,你分明已經俾嗰個女人迷咗去,送上門畀你都可以唔要,唔鍾意你呀!」雖然唔知佢係咪堅想同我做,呷醋就梗㗎喇,但見到佢咁樣我又好唔捨得。356Please respect copyright.PENANAFIku3QlWOr
我:「細蚊…對唔住…唔好唔開心啦…」356Please respect copyright.PENANAdkapWDy3U2
蚊:「哼,係我自己戇居,畀帽你戴,如果唔係我實而家即刻扳扯個女人走呀。」356Please respect copyright.PENANAN2VT6HzQMf
我:「細蚊…」356Please respect copyright.PENANAdaik50svjJ
蚊:「係嘅,Queenie佢又靚女,身材又好,我呢啲平胸妹邊比得上吖,而且人哋知書識禮,出身又好,你識咗人哋重邊識我吖,唉,心淡喇。」356Please respect copyright.PENANAsGxwaMRAuZ
我:「唔好咁講啦,我好重視妳㗎,細蚊。」356Please respect copyright.PENANAT4YKmKEM9c
蚊:「唔使講喇,鍾意人就快啲追佢啦,我睇好你㗎。」吓?做乜跳tone跳得咁快嘅…係咪個個女人都係咁㗎呢?356Please respect copyright.PENANA4mnCfw84zO
我:「點追喎,咁易追到咩?」356Please respect copyright.PENANAT8ZupnIp4C
蚊:「唔係掛,同人一齊住由朝對到晚都追唔到,乜你咁失敗嘅咩,最多咪喂佢飲Somersby囉。」356Please respect copyright.PENANAEu7IiRuU2Q
我:「哎呀,嗰啲係叫夾硬嚟囉,我咪同妳講過,Queenie係有一個穩定拍咗好耐拖嘅男朋友㗎。」356Please respect copyright.PENANASrPEiyqaak
蚊:「乜你咁怕事㗎咩?唔似你喎,搶佢返嚟咪得囉,人哋都已經喺你間屋度。」356Please respect copyright.PENANAALY3FLL3oP
我:「妳估佢係妳咩…」356Please respect copyright.PENANArNTtBkO3Oe
死火,講完先醒起自己講錯咗嘢,雖然呢個都係事實嚟,但無理由喺個女仔面前提起㗎…356Please respect copyright.PENANAEovq3EY6zG
蚊:「係囉…我都知我cheap得滯。」356Please respect copyright.PENANAr5qAYKNAW3
細蚊帶住抱怨嘅眼神回敬返我。356Please respect copyright.PENANAUXVJBx49Qs
我:「唔關事嘅…佢男友睇落都唔差,有送禮物畀佢,又餐餐都係佢請,我諗Queenie都唔捨得。」356Please respect copyright.PENANAaJl6pJOocD
蚊:「唓,多數咪又係敗家仔一個,你而家識自己搵錢喎,點同!」356Please respect copyright.PENANAK4BDorHcNO
我:「欸…我一個禮拜嚟做十粒八粒鐘㗎咋,搵唔到幾多錢,都係夠Queenie佢食飯,而且我都重未出糧,唔敢諗呢啲嘢住…」356Please respect copyright.PENANAaGZSw0723i
蚊:「犀利咯,如果無咗你女神會無飯開,你簡值係佢嘅再生父母呀。」雖然都係一半事實。356Please respect copyright.PENANAQvC24V0WDH
我:「傻啦…邊有咁誇張。」356Please respect copyright.PENANAlZyr25pD0g
蚊:「唔咁誇張,即係你包起咗佢,咁佢好應該做你條女啦。」俾著以前嘅我一定會咁做…356Please respect copyright.PENANAlpfVs9svAr